One-Liners for Speeches on Special OccasionsContains hundreds of one-liners, cross referenced by subject, occasion, function and purpose. The book includes how to keep the audience listening, and how to keep up a good flow. |
Contents
HOW TO USE THIS BOOK | 11 |
ABSENT FRIENDS | 16 |
ACCIDENTS | 18 |
ACTORS | 20 |
ADVENTURERS | 22 |
ADVICE | 23 |
AGE | 25 |
ANNIVERSARIES | 27 |
CHARITY | 64 |
CHRISTENINGS | 66 |
CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR | 68 |
CLOSINGS | 71 |
COUPLES | 74 |
DIVORCE | 77 |
ENGAGEMENTS | 90 |
GARDENING | 103 |
BALD HEADS AND HAIRY WIGS | 31 |
BARMITZVAHS | 32 |
BASTARDS AND BITCHES | 34 |
BIRTHDAYS | 36 |
BOOZE AND BOOZERS | 51 |
BORES | 54 |
BURNS NIGHT | 56 |
BUSINESS | 61 |
JOBS | 116 |
MEAN AND TIGHTFISTED | 133 |
NAUGHTY GIRLS | 136 |
RICH AND POOR | 149 |
SHORTIES | 163 |
TOASTS | 177 |
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