Power Corruption and Pies

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WSC Books Limited, Dec 1, 2006 - 348 pages
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Hello Ladies, Please Take A Few Minutes And Enjoy My True Stories About The Wonderful World Of Key Lime Pies As Well As The Magic Of The Most Beautiful And Gorgeous...“Mrs. Anita Pelaez”... Wife Extraordinaire And The Beauty Queen... Of The Key Lime Pie World....“Oh”, What An Honor That Must Be....
Elwood Blues Here,
“AAHHH”, Yes, May Each One Of You Enjoy Your Very Own Key Lime Pie Baked by The Lovely And The Most Gracious,…"Mrs. Anita Pelaez" and Her Handsome And Dashing Husband ….The World Famous
Deep Sea Underwater Diver And Treasure Explorer And Hunter
Extraordinaire "Captain Kutchie Pelaez"...Who Many Have Called The Most Interesting Man In The World, Others Even Have Called Him The Modern Day "Hemingway"...A Real Character Thats For Damn Sure!...Together The Proud Owners Of Asheville’s Own ..."Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pie Factory And GRILL, Conveniently Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate In That Beautiful City. That's Known As Heaven On Earth Whenever "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Anywhere Near... “AAHHH",.. The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her
KEY LIME Pies... Voted The Country’s Favorite Key Lime Pies For The Past 38 Consecutive Years!
…..That Babe Can Bake Me A Pie Anytime She Wants Too.
And For You Guys, Listen Up Here!
Turn You’re Ladies On In Extra High Heat Mode "Easily", Just By Seducing Her With “Anita Pelaez’s”... Ultra-Sexy Key Lime Pies!..You Know The Pies That
Her And Her Famous Husband Captain Kutchie Have Been Baking The For Last 40-Years Over At Their Key Lime Pie Factory Near the Biltmore House and Estate In NC.,..Yeah, That’s The Ones, You Dirty Minds! (Shame On You.)
Anita’s World Famous Key Lime Pies Will Light Her Candle And Make
Her Hard To Handle. Guaranteed That She Will Get A-Hold Of You’re Handle Too….Your Boy Elwood Here Says,….”AAHHH”, The Magic Of "Mrs. Anita Pelaez"..And Her Key Lime Pies!
“Yeah”, You’ll Be “AAHHH-ING” Too!…So Put Your Faith In Anita’s Magical Key Lime Pies.
In Other Words... "Keep The Faith Baby".
Part-Two
Is
what they are all saying true about how eating those World Famous Key
Lime Pies Baked In The Carolina Mountains By The Former Miss Florida USA And High Fashion And Swimsuit Model …”Mrs. Anita Pelaez”, ….Surely Everyone Has Heard Or Read By Now That Consuming Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies Has The Ability To Cause The Male Penis Length To Increase 50% Or More. And The Girth Of The Erect Male Penis To Increase To Six-Inches AROUND!….”WOW”, And Add To The Fact That Her Pies Have Been Known To Make Males Multiorgasmic / That's One Orgasm One After Another With Little Or No Reflationary Period In Between Ejaculations Is Nothing Short Of Awesome!. Why, It’s A Miracle If You Ask Me.. "HELL" It's A Miracle If You Don't Ask Me!..Anyway, You Can Count Me In On That,… That’s For Damn Sure!,…."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Surely "The Undisputed Queen Of Key Lime Pies".. That’s For Sure……
Yes, There Was A Time For Decadent Key Lime Pies. Pies made And
Baked With Love And Caring With The Original Family Recipe Just Like Grand-Ma And Grand-Pa Baked Back In The 1920'S In Old Key West... And Do You Know What?....That Time Is Now Or Perhaps Next Week-End Or Whenever The Magical Mood Hits You, Just Simplie Click Your Heels Together And Find Your Rainbow At…..”Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's" Key Lime Pie Factory And Grille’, Conveniently
Located In Asheville, NC., Near The Biltmore House And Estate….
Yes The First Lady Of Key Lime Pies,..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” Named Her Latest Book..“For You’re Pies Only”...And Indeed They Surely Are.
…Count Us In Darling, Sweetheart, Please Wrap-Us Up A Dozen Pies
To-Go!…We’re Gettin The Band Back Together……………..
Thanks,….Elwood.
I Know That Your Not Going To Believe This When You First Read It.
Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Believe It Either At First
 

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