American MariachiJ.J.Dance's first novel is a parody of casinos and action movies. Glitz, glamour and guts overflow in this pythonesque romp from a man who has seen at first hand almost all the tricks. For a talentless busker with a one-stringed guitar freedom cannot come soon enough. From a Mexican jail breakout to the big-time in Las Vegas. Max Chancey takes on Russian mafia, Chinese hoods, a cocaine-snorting Senator and even the S&M inventor of a giant slot machine of unparalleled insanity. |
Contents
Section 1 | 1 |
Section 2 | 3 |
Section 3 | 5 |
Section 4 | 8 |
Section 5 | 11 |
Section 6 | 13 |
Section 7 | 22 |
Section 8 | 28 |
Section 13 | 52 |
Section 14 | 55 |
Section 15 | 59 |
Section 16 | 69 |
Section 17 | 76 |
Section 18 | 86 |
Section 19 | 92 |
Section 20 | 95 |
Section 9 | 31 |
Section 10 | 37 |
Section 11 | 40 |
Section 12 | 47 |
Section 21 | 103 |
Section 22 | 114 |
Section 23 | 124 |
Common terms and phrases
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