Weed: 420 Things You Didn't Know (or Remember) about Cannabis

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Adams Media, Oct 18, 2009 - Reference - 240 pages
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Weed. Pot. Mary Jane. Grass.
No matter what you call marijuana, it's still dope.

In this irreverent and all-inclusive look at cannabis, you will learn all there is to know about the psychoactive substance Bill Clinton didn't inhale - but many others did - including:

  • How pot can help cure a hangover
  • Why The Man really doesn’t want to legalize weed
  • How to make a bong from an apple
  • The real deal behind Reefer Madness
  • And more!
From how to grow it, ways to consume it, and places to hide it, to myths debunked, stupid crimes, and pot in pop culture, this smokin’ book is guaranteed to keep you giggling - long after the buzz wears off.

  

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Contents

The Other Green Weed
2
Rappers Delight
3
The Dank with the Stank
4
Weedalicious
5
Bling for Bongs
6
HandsDown Your Favorite Plant
7
Officially Tied to Mexico
8
Its about That Time
9
You Slept for More than Fifteen Consecutive Hours
109
Your Own Bad Poetry Is Making You Cry
110
YouTake Absurdly Long Detours
111
Parents Catching You Smoking
112
Time Warp
113
The Weed Is Laced with a Hallucinogenic Drug
114
Cops
115
chapter ten stoner utopia
116

Fewer Syllables Than Marijuana
10
Potent Smell Higher Than High
11
chapter two have your weed and eat ittoo
12
Roll It with Your Homies
13
Its Also for Bongs
14
OoeyGooey StickyIcky
15
Scooby Doobie Doo
16
Piece of the Middle East
17
Twinkle Toes
18
Yo Quiero Nachos?
19
Betcha Cant Eat Just One
20
Doritos
21
DIY Bongs and Bowls
22
Stay Hydratedand High
23
A Can WillWork in a Pinch
24
A Highlighter High
25
The Bong Goes Back to Its Roots
26
chapter three pot etiquette
27
Dont Expect Lots of Idle ChitChat
28
Dont Try to Pay with Postdated Checks
29
Do Mind Your Manners But Keep It Brief
30
Do Dress for the Occasion
31
Always Pay for What Youre Going to Smoke
32
Never Packa Bowl Without Asking
33
Never Bogart
34
Never Bring Skunk Weed to a Party
35
Always Be the Funny Person
36
chapter four the company you keep
37
TwoFaced Tommy the Informant
38
NoName Shmoe the Guy Nobody Knows
39
Mr Johnson the Old Guy Who Lives Next Door
40
Robbie Jr the Little Brother
41
Wyatt the Dude Who Just Doesnt Get It
42
Mikey the Mooch
43
Sam the StraightEdge Kid
44
Ollie the Oppressed Smoker
45
Sunbeam the Smelly Hippy
46
Do You Have Change for an Ounce?
47
It Really Isnt Easy to Be Green
48
You Should Be Worried Your Kids Are Messed Up When
49
Weed Googles
50
The Perfect Place to Grow Weed
51
chapter fIve doublecheck what your sources tellyou
52
Amsterdam Man
53
Calis Emerald Triangle
54
Your Backyard Bonanza
55
A Greenhouse Is for Grass
56
Fire Up on a Fire Escape
57
Any Relative of a Police Officer Is Just a NarcinTraining
58
Come on You Saw That Scene in Half Baked
59
Your Friendly Local Hippie Might Smell But That Can Be Overlooked
60
Friends of Your Parents Are as Good as Giving Your Weed Away
61
chapter sIxa psa brought to you by thc
62
Why Weed Is Better than Alcohol
63
Why Weed Is Better than Acid
64
Why Weed Is Better than Heroin
65
Why Weed Is Better than Huffing Paint Fumes
66
Why Weed Is Better than That New Drug Your Cousin the Amateur Chemist Made
67
Theyll Understand
68
The ONDCPs 19992004 Advertising Failures
69
Nancy Such a Naysayer
70
Stoned Sonny 70sStyle PSA
71
Marijuana Sizzles Brain Cells
72
Grass Gunks Up Your Lungs
73
Youll Make Stupid Choices
74
Weed Weakens the Immune System
75
A Performance UnderEnhancing Drug
76
chapterseven ganja survival guide
77
Maxwell House High
78
The Deodorant Stick Trick
79
Your Fake Limb A Niche Market
80
Your Dreadlocks
81
Hit the Road
82
At the Carnival Except If Youre Afraid of Clowns
83
Natural Health Food Stores Arent Only for Losing Munchy Pounds
84
Workin Nine to High
85
Dorm Dazed
86
Donate Pot Cookies for the Charity Bake Sale
87
Piss in a Bong
88
Take Two Tobacco in the Bong
89
Prank Call a Weed Dealer and Pretend to Be the FBI
90
chapter eIght the highs of being high
91
Spark Up Spark Creativity
92
Hair of the Dime Bag
93
Toke Up Get a Call from Jennifer Aniston
94
Mary Jane as Meds
95
Red Wine + Pot Young Mind
96
Jimmy the Janitor at Your School
97
Mary Your Best Friends Mom
98
Norm Your NORML Rep
99
The Band Playing Your City
100
Take Two Pills and Call Me in the Morning
101
Fuel Up
102
Let the Pooch Play
103
Dope Rope
104
Pot PaperThen and Now
105
chapter nIne this is you on drugs any questions?
106
You Just Polished Off a Jar of Pickle Juice
107
Your Face Is Tingling
108
Rid the World of Horrible Corporate Rock
117
Cant We All Just Get Along?
118
Take That Al Gore
119
Detroit Pot City
120
The Burning Man Model
121
Smoke Local
122
Ending Pot Prejudice
123
Make Love Not War
124
Let the Cops Eat More Donuts
125
chapter eleven the weedfacts that willfreakyou out
126
Marijuana Is Dangerous
127
Marijuana Causes Permanent Psychological Impairment
128
Marijuana Has No Medicinal Benefits
129
The Marijuana Policy in the Netherlands Hasnt Worked
130
Marijuana Use Makes You Lazy
131
You Can Be Pious by Smoking Weed
132
If This Happened Every Time You Would Want America Always to Be at War
133
Your Coughing Fits Might Seem Like Death But You Wont Actually Die
134
You Used to Be Able to Pay Taxes with Hemp
135
You Probably Would Tell the Truth with Just the Promise of Cannabis
136
chapter twelve light up camera action
137
Pineapple Express 2008
138
Half Baked 1998
139
Friday1995
140
Up in Smoke1978
141
Easy Rider1969
142
14082007 143 282 Donnie Darko 2001
144
Pee Wees Big Adventure 1985
145
A Space Odyssey1968
146
Alice in Wonderland1951
147
chapter thIrteen mixed weedia
148
TickyTacky Baby Bongers
149
Blazing the Airways
150
East Coast West Coast Connex
151
Bob Ross Happy Little High
152
High as a Kite Flying from New Zealand to New York
153
Pink Floyd
154
Dave Matthews Band
155
Bob Marley
156
Bob Dylan
157
The Halo Series Xbox
158
Super Mario Kart SNES
159
Rock Band 1 and 2 Multiple Consoles
160
Torment PC
161
Seaman Dreamcast
162
Pot PSA Backfires
163
Its Just a Plant
164
OldSchool Stoner
165
Dr Dre Protegé
166
chapter fourteen celebrities and politicians who got higher in life
167
His Natural Born Killers Character Really Should Have Mellowed Out
168
If You Smoke Weed and Area Vampire You Have a Shot with Her
169
She Could Definitely Pull Off Playing a Stoner
170
CrackIs Whack But DopeIs Dope
171
Rollin with Brolin?
172
The Bong Olympics
173
I Am the Walrus Even Starts to Make Sense
174
Hit One Out of the Park
175
If Only That Rehab Song Was Stuck in the Singers Head Too
176
Medicinal Marijuana on The Montel Show
177
Al Gore Is Such a Follower
178
A Royal Debacle
179
No Wonder He Couldnt Spell Potato
180
If He Wouldnt Tell the Truth about Iraq Why Would He Be Honest about His Pot Use?
181
Trust the Court
182
chapter fIfteen dont smoke those pages
183
On the Reefer Road
184
Gonzo But Not Forgotten
185
Did Hucks Inventor Have a Thing for Hash?
186
Monster Dope Could Grow in Maine
187
Smoking His Stories
188
Its Just a Plant by Ricardo Cortés 2005
189
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson 1972
190
Sometimes a Great Notion by Ken Kesey 1964
191
Howl by Allen Ginsberg 1956
192
chapter sIxteen aroundthe world in 80 tokes
194
Burning Man
195
Seattle Hempfest
196
420 Celebrations
197
Boston Freedom Rally
198
Toronto Freedom Festival
199
Amsterdam of Course
200
Mexico Amigo
201
Czech Republic Goto Prague for Pot
202
California Mecca of Medicinal Marijuana
203
Canadian Rockies Land of Cannabis
204
chapterseventeen ohthe places youllgo or avoid
205
Your Parents Basement Is MoreThana Storage Unit
206
The Video Arcade Isnt Just for Geeks
207
At the Aquarium Youll Be Jealous of Every Animals Life
208
Making a Difference for the First Time Since You Were Eight
209
Is It Legal Not to Smoke Weed There?
210
High Times Under the Big Top
211
Not in His House
212
Office Spaced
213
Fried on Facebook
214
Definitely Not the Right Move
215
sources
216
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About the author (2009)

I.M. Stoned is a pseudonym for the writer who claims he never smoked, but perpetually has the munchies and has seen The Big Lebowski and Pineapple Express too many times to be completely innocent.

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