How Not to be a Supermodel: A noughties memoir

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Kings Road Publishing, Aug 28, 2024 - Biography & Autobiography - 384 pages
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'Hilarious' CAITLIN MORAN
'Witty, gossipy, self-effacing and deeply nostalgic, this is a joy for all of us who survived the noughties but have forgotten quite how. Much more than the memoir of a fashion model, this is the rarely-told insider story of the most glamorous, grotty and downright insane industries' SALI HUGHES

Join Ruth Crilly in this comic memoir as she teeters through the noughties and lifts the lid on her days as an international fashion model. Told with unparalleled wit and remarkable detail, this is a book for anyone who dreams big and aims high but never quite reaches their goal.

At twenty years old, five feet eight and with boobs that were 'inconveniently fulsome', Ruth was not quite young enough, tall enough or waif-like enough to ever hope for a meteoric rise to supermodel status. And yet her sheer optimism and questionable grasp on reality led her to abandon her law degree and begin a career with one of the biggest agencies in the world.

Follow Ruth through a rip-roaring, hilarious decade of not-quite-making-it as a supermodel. Fuelled by little more than cigarettes and the stress of her spiralling debt she criss-crosses the world in pursuit of fame and fortune. But how far is she willing to go for this wildly unrealistic dream?

Bridget Jones meets the Devil Wears Prada, How Not to be a Supermodel is a time capsule of a book that dives into one of the world's most fascinating industries. Offering a glimpse into both the high glamour and juddering reality of a by-gone era, this comic memoir tackles the darkest of subjects with the very lightest touch and injects humour and a heart-warming honesty into a story that could have so easily ended a different way.
 

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Contents

Preface
Sayonara Suckers
The Walk of Shame
Wizards Convention
The Quality of the Foot
Tokyo Teena
Goodbye Moonface
Take Soda and Leave
Im Drunk and Im Not Wearing Knickers
Congrats on Australian Vogue
Her Face it is Wrong
Its the Bloody Teletubbies
Living Breathing Jackson Pollock
Our Experienced Yogi
Never Sit Down in Lingerie Darling
This is Not My First Rodeo

Tell Me Youd Love to Be
Kill You Stone Dead
A Thousand Unsafe Pins
Amazing Furrycollared Steamcoat
Filthy Rich
The Epiphany
She Has a Bleeding Anus
TooSmall Shorts
Lucky
SquaredOff Brows
Body Like a Turgid Penis
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About the author (2024)

Ruth Crilly is an award-winning online writer and content creator respected for her honest beauty reviews and loved for her hilarious, unfiltered life updates. After spending over a decade as a fashion model, she became one of the UK's first social media stars in 2010 and her eponymous blog has been read more than 50 million times.

Her earlier career as a successful fashion model left her with a fear of tape measures, diminished confidence in her physical appearance and a horrible tendency to rely on self-deprecation as a form of humour.