One-Liners for Speeches on Special Occasions

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Foulsham, Jun 1, 1998 - Language Arts & Disciplines - 200 pages
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Contains hundreds of one-liners, cross referenced by subject, occasion, function and purpose. The book includes how to keep the audience listening, and how to keep up a good flow.

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Contents

HOW TO USE THIS BOOK
11
ABSENT FRIENDS
16
ACCIDENTS
18
ACTORS
20
ADVENTURERS
22
ADVICE
23
AGE
25
ANNIVERSARIES
27
ENTERTAINERS
92
FATTIES
94
FOOD AND COOKING
97
FUNERALS AND WAKES
99
GARDENING
103
GAYS
105
GOLDDIGGERS
107
GOLF DINNERS
109

BALD HEADS AND HAIRY WIGS
31
BARMITZVAHS
32
BASTARDS AND BITCHES
34
BIRTHDAYS
36
BOOZE AND BOOZERS
51
BORES
54
BURNS NIGHT
56
BUSINESS
61
CHARITY
64
CHRISTENINGS
66
CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
68
CLOSINGS
71
COUPLES
74
DIVORCE
77
DOCTORS AND MEDICINE
79
DOITYOURSELF
83
EDUCATION
84
EGO
85
EMCEE Master of Ceremonies LINES
88
ENGAGEMENTS
90
HECKLERS
112
HOBBIES
114
HOLIDAYS
115
JOBS
116
KIDS
119
LAWYERS AND THE LAW
121
LAZYBONES
123
LOSERS
125
LOVE
127
MASONIC
128
MEAN AND TIGHTFISTED
133
NAUGHTY BOYS
134
NAUGHTY GIRLS
136
RICH AND POOR
149
SHORTIES
163
TOASTS
177
TWOTIMERS AND OTHER SINNERS
185
WIMPS
199
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About the author (1998)

Murray is one of Britain's best speechwriters.

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