Official Couch Potato Handbook |
Contents
Introduction | 9 |
Unsung Heroes of the Couch Potatoes | 20 |
Setside Sustenance from Chef Aldo | 35 |
How to Pick Up Couch Tomatoes | 43 |
Prolonged Television Viewing and the Human Body | 49 |
The Freud Potato Approach | 55 |
68 | 91 |
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