Mr. Courl. Worlace? Incredible--(aside) Yet it may be, May be? -It is; and I will overreach him! (after a pause) Worlace was wont to ask for Mervin's daughter, None could extort the motive of his question; soul! [exit Moonshine. He leaves us in a fit of furious anger. Inference. To me his last fit seem'd joy's paroxysm; But whether it were joy or rage that mov'd him, It was a blustering tempest of the brain: My ratiocination can do much, And yet it only made him rave the more, Moonshine. Now, sir, my book, or rather books of travels: It is an age since they've entranc'd my thought. Inference. He? Fortune was born of the female gender. Moonshine. Then, curse her, she will frown of woman kind I ne'er saw one that did not frown on me-- That prowls all winter o'er the polar ice, Or subtler essence of electric fluid? Inference. Fortune, methinks, should smile on you at least, If 'twere but that she might seem singular, Moonshine. But I have been assur'd when woman frowns not Her smile's a frigid one- -may Heaven forbid ! F The scornful radiance of a damsel's eye, A safe conveyance, much in vogue for realms Moonshine. Too early blossoms promise little fruit Inference. Fallacious and sophistic are your words; They are vindictive, and they constitute An argumentum ab invidiâ deductum, a non causa pro causâ, and Enter MR. PRIMEVAL, habited in a dress denoting his attachment to antiquity. Mr. Prim. Your most obedient, gentlemen. Moonshine. (bowing with great suppleness) And yours. (aside) He may be rich. Mr. Prim. In your discussions doth Antiquity e'er claim your notice, sirs? Moonshine. We never, sir, have argued on aught else. But, is it possible? Do I behold An antiquary? (Primeval answers in the affirmative with a bow of much self-complacency) The occasion - must not Pass unimprov'd: then open your mind's spring; Mr. Prim. Incomparable men! whose very garbs Speak your respect for all that bears the stamp Inference. And my desire To please Moonshine. (shoving aside Inference) Don't mention wealth, dear sir, with me It is a secondary object. But Forgive this freedom (presses Primeval's hand.) Whose font-name, Adam, erst won my regard, Inference. And, sir, of course a most unworthy object I have full many reasons in reserve: Moonshine. (again thrusting Inference aside, and pressing Primeval's hand) Respected sir, you know not How much I am devoted to your will! Mr. Prim. Then, gentlemen, if you can call to mind An instance from antiquity whereinInference. An instance from Moonshine. I cannot recollect one: Mr. Prim. Hem-Tiberius? Yes, Moonshine. (apart to Inference) Why, d-mn the feľlow, he would welcome hanging, Were he persuaded it would be to die More majorum. Mr. Prim Hanging! I think I overheard that phrase. Moonshine. (alarmed) What, heard me use it? Never-1 appeal To Mr. Scholium if the phrase you mention Inference. (to Primeval) Scarcely a moment since The phrase you mention did escape his lips. Mr. Prim. Then I'm convinc'd the practice it defines Must be the relic of an ancient usage. The earliest sufferer you can recollect, pray? Inference. (apart to Primeval) That fellow's grandfather-Don't mention it. Moonshine. (overhearing him) Sir! Moonshine. Mr. Inference. Inference. Well, Mr. Moonshine. Mr. Prim. (aside) Moonshine, Inference! (takes out and examines a small memorandum.book, while they in dumb show altercate without observing him.) I've had occasion to record these names! (reads) Requested in a letter from Messrs Dablings and Co. to arrest for an old debt two persons who embarked early in the spring for this country, and whose real names are Inference and Moonshine: the one is mum, mum, mum-the other mum, mumTheir persons also answer the description Yes, they must be secur'd: imprisonment Is not a new invention. [exit Inference. Well, well, I will omit the usual form Of the prosyllogismus my conclusion Is to confess my fault and crave your mercy. Moonshine. Know I can strip you of your borrowed name, Nay, with a breath, sir, blow you to perdition. The gentleman mistook me not: I spoke The point of what I said graz'd with some force The whole appear'd a jest and rather than To me. Re-enter PRIMEVAL, who, unobserved by MOONSHINE and INFERENCE, points them out to an officer, and exit. Moonshine. Well, for the future know your proper distance. Interpret not my condescension into Allowance for familiarity. Retire, d'ye hear? I would converse awhile With the grave gentleman- -(turns, and with surprise sees the officer instead of Primeval) Ah!(apart to Inference) Do you know him? Inference. (apart to Moonshine) It is not Old Times, is it? Officer. (aside) They suspect me. 'Tis very well I happen'd to be here: I'll take them--No: they're said to hate each other, And they shall nab each other (to them as they are endeavouring to withdraw) Gentlemen, How are you? Inference. Pretty well, of course. Moonshine. But, sir, In haste at present. Officer. (to Moonshine) I can't help it. A word with you. (Inference during their conversation tries several times to escape unseen, but is as often prevented by the eyes of Moonshine or the officer.) |