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" said swain) I keep her as a vessel of thy law's
"fury; and shall, at the least of thy fweet notice,
"bring her to trial. Thine, in all compliments
"of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty,

"DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO." 5
Biron. This is not fo well as I look'd for, but the
best that ever I heard.

King. Ay, the best for the worst. But, firrah, what fay you to this?

Coft. Sir, I confefs the wench.

King. Did you hear the proclamation?

Coft. I do confefs much of the hearing it, but little of the marking of it.

King. It was proclaim'd a year's imprisonment to be taken with a wench.

Coft. I was taken with none, fir; I was taken with a damofel.

King. Well, it was proclaimed damosel.

Coft. This was no damofel neither, fir; fhe was a virgin.

King. It is fo varied too; for it was proclaim'd, virgin.

Coft. If it were, I deny her virginity; I was taken with a maid.

King. This maid will not serve your turn, fir.
Coft. This maid will serve my turn, sir.
King. Sir, I will pronounce fentence; You fhall
fast a week with bran and water.

Cof. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge.

King. And Don Armado shall be your keeper.-
My lord Biron, see him deliver'd o'er.-
And go we, lords, to put in practice that

Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.

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Arm. I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton, appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate, tender.

title to your old time, which we may name, Moth. And I, tough fignior, as an appertinent tough.

Arm. Pretty, and apt.

Math. How mean you, fir? I pretty, and my faying apt? or I apt, and my faying pretty?

Arm. Thou pretty, because little.
Moth. Little pretty, because little: Wherefore
apt?

Arm. And therefore apt, because quick.
Moth. Speak you this in my praise, master?
Arm. In thy condign praise.

Moth. I will praise an eel with the fame praise.
Arm. What? that an eel is ingenious?

Moth. That an eel is quick.

Arm. I do fay, thou art quick in answers:

20 Thou heat'ft my blood.

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Biron. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat, These oaths and laws will prove an idle fcorn. Sirrah, come on.

Ceft. I fuffer for the truth, fir: for true it is, I was taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a 40 true girl; and therefore, Welcome the four cup of profperity! Affliction may one day smile again, and 'till then, Sit thee down, forrow!

SCENE

Armado's Houfe.

II.

Enter Armado and M. th.

[Exeunt.

Arm. Boy, what fign is it, when a man of great fpirit grows melancholy?

Math. A great fign, fir, that he will look fad. Arm. Why, fadness is one and the felf-fame thing, dear imp'.

Moth. No, no: O lord, fir, no.

Arm. How canst thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender juvenal ??

Motb. By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough fignior.

Arm. Why tough fignior? why tough fignior?
Moth. Why tender juvenal? why tender juve-

nal?

1 Imp means his infant or little page.

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Moth. I am answer'd, fir.

Arm. I love not to be crofs'd.

Moth. He speaks the mere contrary, croffes 3 love nct him.

Arm. I have promised to study three years with the duke.

Moth. You may do it in an hour, fir.

Arm. Impoffible.

Moth. How many is one thrice told?

Arm. I am ill at reckoning, it fitteth the spirit of Ja tapfter.

Meth. You are a gentleman, and a gamefter, fir. Arm. I confefs both; they are both the varnish of a complete man.

Moth. Then, I am fure, you know how much the grofs fum of deuce-ace amounts to.

Arm. It doth amount to one more than two.
Moth. Which the bafe vulgar do call, three.
Arm. True.

Moth. Why, fir, is this fuch a piece of study? Now here is three ftudied, ere you'll thrice wink: and how easy it is to put years to the word three, and study three years in two words, the dancing horfe 4 will tell you.

Arm. A most fine figure!

Meth. To prove you a cypher.

Arm. I will hereupon confefs, I am in love: and as it is bafe for a foldier to love, fo I am in love with a bafe wench. If drawing my fword 50 against the humour of affection would deliver me from the reprobate thought of it, I would take defire prifoner; and ranfom him to any French courtier for a new devis'd court'fy. I think scorn to figh; methinks, I fhould out-fwear Cupid. 55 Comfort me, boy; What great men have been in love?

Moth. Hercules, mafter.

Arm. Moft fweet Hercules !-More authority, dear boy, name more; and, fweet my child, let 60 them be men of good repute and carriage.

2. e. my tender youth.

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Motb. Sampfon, master: he was a man of good carriage, great carriage; for he carried the town gates on his back, like a porter: and he was in love.

Arm. O well-knit Sampfon! ftrong-jointed 5 Sampfon! I do excel thee in my rapier, as much as thou didst me in carrying gates. I am in love too. Who was Sampfon's love, my dear Moth? Math. A woman, master.

Arm. Of what complexion?

Mab. Of all the four, or the three, or the two; or one of the four.

Arm. Tell me precisely of what complexion?
Mech. Of the fea-water green, fir.

Arm. Is that one of the four complexions?
Morb. As I have read, fir; and the best of
them too.

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Arm. Green, indeed, is the colour of lovers:
but to have a love of that colour, methinks, Samp-
fon had small reafon for it. He, furely, affected 20
her for her wit.

Moth. It was fo, fir; for fhe had a green wit.
Arm. My love is moft immaculate white and

red.

[Coftard fafe: and you must let him take no delight,
nor no penance; but a' must fast three days a-
week: For this damfel, I must keep her at the
park;
she is allow'd for the day-woman. Fare
you well.

Arm. I do betray myself with blushing.--Maid.
Jaq. Man.

Arm. I will vifit thee at the lodge.

Jaq. That's hereby.

Arm. I know where it is fituate.

Jay. Lord, how wife you are!

Arm. I will tell thee wonders.
Jaq. With that face?

Arm. i love thee.

Jag. So I heard you say.

Arm. And fo farewell.

Jaq. Fair weather after you!

Dull. Come, Jaquenetta, away.

[Exeunt Dull and Jaquenetta.

Arm. Villain, thou shalt faft for thy offences, ere thou be pardoned.

Coft. Well, fir, I hope, when I do it, I fhall do it on a full stomach.

Arm. Thou shalt be heavily punished.

Meth. Most maculate thoughts, mafter, are 25 Coft. I am more bound to you, than your fellows, mafk'd under fuch colours.

Arm. Define, define, well-educated infant. Moth. My father's wit, and my mother's tongue, affift me!

Arm. Sweet invocation of a child; moft pretty, 30 and pathetical!

Mob. If fhe be made of white and red,

Her faults will ne'er be known;

For blushing cheeks by faults are bred,
And fears by pale-white fhown:

Then, if the fear, or be to blame,

By this you shall not know;

For ftill her cheeks poffefs the fame,

Which native the doth owe.

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for they are but lightly rewarded.

Arm. Take away this villain; fhut him up.
Moth. Come, you tranfgreffing flave; away.
Ceft. Let me not be pent up, fir; I will fast,
being loofe.

Morb. No, fir; that were faft and loofe: thou fhalt to prifon.

Ceft. Well, if ever I do fee the merry days of defolation that I have feen, feme fhall feeMoth. What fhall fome fee?

Ceft. Nay, nothing, master Moth, but what they look upon. It is not for prifoners to be filent in their words; and, therefore, I will fay nothing: I thank God, I have as little patience as another

A dangerous rhime, master, against the reafon of 40 man; and therefore I can be quiet. white and red.

Arm. Is there not a ballad, boy, of the King and the Beggar?

Moth. The world was very guilty of fuch a ballad some three ages fince: but, I think, now 'tis 45 not to be found; or, if it were, it would neither ferve for the writing, nor the tune.

Arm. I will have that fubject newly writ o'er, that I may example my digreffion by fome mighty precedent. Boy, I do love that country girl, that I took in the park with the rational hind Coftard; the deferves well.

[Exeunt Moth and Coftard.

Arm. I do affect the very ground, which is base, where her fhoe, which is bafer, guided by her foot, which is bafeft, doth tread. I fhall be forfworn, (which is a great argument of falfhood) if I love: And how can that be true love, which is falfly attempted? Love is a familiar; love is a devil: there is no evil angel but love. Yet Sampfon was fo tempted; and he had an excellent 5cftrength: yet was Solomon fo feduced; and he had a very good wit. Cupid's butt-fhaft is too hard for Hercules' club, and therefore too much odds for a Spaniard's rapier. The first and fecond caufe will not ferve my turn; the paffado he respects not, the duello he regards not; his difgrace is to be call'd boy; but his glory is, to fubdue men. Adieu, valour! ruft, rapier! be ftill, drum! for your manager is in love; yea, he loveth. Affift me fome extemporal god of rhime, for, I am fure, 601 fhall turn fonneteer. Devife wit; write pen; for I am for whole volumes in folio.

Math. To be whipp'd; and yet a better love than my mafter. [Afide. Arm. Sing, boy; my spirit grows heavy in love.55 Murb. And that's great marvel, loving a light wench.

Arm. I fay, fing.

Moth. Forbear, till this company be past.
Enter Dull, Coftard, and Jaquenetta.

Pall. Sir, the duke's pleasure is, that you keep

• Digreffion here fignifies the act of going out of the right way.

2 That is, love.

[Exit.

ACT

SCENE

ACT II.

I.

Before the King of Navarre's Palace.
Enter the Princefs of France, Rofaline, Maria, Katha-
rine, Boyet, Lords, and other Attendants.

Beyet. NOW, madam, fummon up your deareft

fpirits:

Confider who the king your father fends;
To whom he fends; and what's his embaffy:
Yourself, held precious in the world's esteem;
To parley with the fole inheritor

Of all perfections that a man may owe,
Matchlefs Navarre; the plea of no less weight
Than Aquitain, a dowry for a queen.
Be now as prodigal of all dear grace,
As nature was in making graces dear,
When she did starve the general world befide,
And prodigally gave them all to you.

[mean,

Prin. Good lord Boyet, my beauty, though but Needs not the painted flourish of your praife; Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye, Not utter'd by bafe fale of chapmen's 'tongues: I am lefs proud to hear you tell my worth, Than you much willing to be counted wife In fpending thus your wit in praise of mine. But now to task the tasker,-Good Boyet, You are not ignorant, all-telling fame Doth noife abroad, Navarre hath made a vow, Till painful study shall out-wear three years, No woman may approach his filent court: Therefore to us feemeth it a needful courfe, Before we enter his forbidden gates, To know his pleasure; and, in that behalf, Bold of your worthiness, we fingle you As our best-moving fair folicitor: Tell him, the daughter of the king of France, On ferious business, craving quick dispatch, Importunes perfonal conference with his grace. Hafte, fignify fo much; while we attend, Like humble-visag'd fuitors, his high will. Bayet. Proud of employment, willingly I go.

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Prin. All pride is willing pride, and yours is fo.Who are the votaries, my loving lords, That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke? Lerd. Longaville is one.

Prin. Know you the man?

Mar. I knew him, madam; at a marriage feaft,
Between lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
Of Jaques Faulconbridge folemnized,
In Normandy faw I this Longaville :

A man of sovereign parts he is esteem'd;
Well fitted in the arts, glorious in arms:
Nothing becomes him ill, that he would well.
The only foil of his fair virtue's glofs,
(If virtue's glofs will stain with any foil)

Is a fharp wit match'd 3 with too blunt a will;
Whofe edge hath power to cut, whofe will still wills
It fhould none fpare that come within his power.
Prin. Some merry mocking lord, belike; is't fo?
Mar. They say so meft, that most his humours
know.
Prin. Such fhort-liv'd wits do wither as they
[grow.
Who are the rest?

Kath. The young Dumain, a well-accomplish'd [youth, 10 Of all that virtue love for virtue lov'd: Moft power to do most harm, least knowing ill; For he hath wit to make an ill shape good, And shape to win grace though he had no wit. I faw him at the duke Alençon's once; 15 And much too little, of that good I faw, Is my report to his great worthiness.

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Rofa. Another of these students at that time
Was there with him, as I have heard a truth;
Biron they call him; but a merrier man,
Within the limit of becoming mirth,

I never spent an hour's talk withal:
His eye begets occafion for his wit;
For every object that the one doth catch,
The other turns to a mirth-moving jest;
25 Which his fair tongue (conceit's expofitor)
Delivers in fuch apt and gracious words,
That aged ears play truant at his tales,
And younger hearings are quite ravish'd;
So fweet and voluble is his discourse.

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Prin. God bless my ladies! are they all in love; That every one her own hath garnish'd

With fuch bedecking ornaments of praise?
Mar. Here comes Boyet.

Re-enter Boyet.

Prin. Now, what admittance, lord?

Beyer. Navarre had notice of your fair approach; And he and his competitors in oath

were all addrefs'd 4 to meet you, gentle lady, Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learnt, 40 He rather means to lodge you in the field, (Like one that comes here to befiege his court) Than feek a dispensation for his oath, To let you enter his unpeopled house. Here comes Navarre.

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Enter the King, Longaville, Dumain, Biron, and
Attendants.

King. Fair princefs, welcome to the court of

Navarre.

Prin. Fair, I give you back again; and, 'wel50 come I have not yet: the roof of this court is too high to be yours; and welcome to the wide fields too bafe to be mine.

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King. You fhall be welcome, madam, to my

court.

Prin. I will be welcome then; conduct me thither.

1 Cheap or cheping was anciently the market; chapman therefore is marketman.

Bi. e. joined. 4 i. e. were prepared.

2 i. e. well qualified,

Kings Hear me, dear lady; I have fworn an

oath.

Prin. Our Lady help my lord! he'll be forfworn. King. Not for the world, fair madam, by my will. Prin. Why, will fhall break it; will, and nothing else.

King. Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.

Prin. Were my lord fo, his ignorance were wife,
Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
I hear, your grace hath fworn-out houfe-keeping:
'Tis deadly fin to keep that oath, my lord,
And fin to break it:

But pardon me, I am too sudden bold;
To teach a teacher ill befeemeth me.
Vouchfafe to read the purpose of my coming,
And suddenly refolve me in my fuit.

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And wrong the reputation of your name,
In fo unfeeming to confefs receipt
Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
King. I do protest, I never heard of it;
And, if you prove it, I'll repay it back,
Or yield up Aquitain.

Prin. We arreft your word :

Boyet, you can produce acquittances, For fuch a fum, from special officers 10 Of Charles his father.

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King. Madam, I will, if fuddenly I may.
Prin. You will the fooner, that I were away;
For you'll prove perjur'd, if you make me stay.
Biren. Did not I dance with you in Brabant once? 20
Rof. Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
Biron. I know, you did.

Rof. How needlefs was it then

To ask the question!

Biron. You must not be so quick.

Ref. 'Tis long of you, that spur me with fuch

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King. Satisfy me fo.

[come. Boyet. So please your grace, the packet is not Where that and other specialties are bound; To-morrow you fhall have a fight of them.

King. It fhall fuffice me; at which interview, All liberal reafon I will yield unto.

Mean time, receive fuch welcome at my hand,
As honour, without breach of honour, may
Make tender of to thy true worthiness:
You may not come, fair princess, in my gates;
But here without you shall be so receiv'd,
As you fhall deem yourself lodg'd in my heart,
Though fo deny'd fair harbour in my house.
Your own good thoughts excufe me, and farewell:
To-morrow we shall vifit you again. [grace!
Prin. Sweet health and fair defires confort your
King. Thy own with, wish I thee in every place!

[Exit. Biron. Lady, I will commend you to my own Rof. I pray you, do my commendations; [heart. would be glad to see it.

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Biron. I would, you heard it groan,

Rof. Is the fool fick?

Biron. Sick at the heart.

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Rof. Alack, let it blood.

Biron. Nay, then will I be gone.

King. Madam, your father here doth intimate

Rof. My phyfick says, I.

The payment of a hundred thousand crowns;

Biron. Would that do it good?

Biron. Will you prick 't with your eye?

Being but the one half of an entire sum

Rof. Non poynt, with my knife.

Difburfed by my father in his wars.

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Biron. Now, God fave thy life!

But fay, that he, or we, (as neither have)

Ref. And yours from long living!

Receiv'd that fum; yet there remains unpaid

A hundred thousand more, in furety of the which

One part of Aquitain is bound to us,

Although not valu'd to the money's worth.
If then the king your father will restore
But that one half which is unfatisfy'd,
We will give up our right in Aquitain,
And hold fair friendship with his majesty.
But that, it seems, he little purposeth,
For here he doth demand to have repaid
An hundred thousand crowns; and not demands,
On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
To have his title live in Aquitain;

Which we much rather had depart withal,
And have the money by our father lent,
Than Aquitain fo gelded as it is.
Dear princefs, were not his requests so far
From reafon's yielding, your fair self should make
A yielding, 'gainst some reason in my breast.
And go well satisfied to France again.

Prin. You do the king my father too much wrong,

Biron. I cannot stay thanksgiving.

Dum. Sir, I pray you, a word; What lady is
that fame?

45 Boyet. The heir of Alençon, Rosaline her name.
Dum. A gallant lady! Monfieur, fare you well.
[Exit.

Long. I beseech you, a word; What is the in
the white?
[light.
50 Boyet. A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the
Long. Perchance, light in the light : I defire her

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Biros. What's her name in the cap?

Boyet. Katharine, by good hap.
Biron. Is the wedded, or no?

Boyet. To her will, fir, or fo.

Biron. You are welcome, fir; adieu!

Boyet. Farewell to me, fir, and welcome to you.
[Exit Biron.

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Mar. That laft is Biron, the merry mad-cap lord;
Not a word with him but a jeft.
Boyet. And every jeft but a word.
Prin. It was well done of you to take him at his
Boyet. I was as willing to grapple, as he was to
Mar. Two hot sheeps, marry!
Boyet. And wherefore not ships?
No sheep, fweet lamb, unlefs we feed on
Mar. You sheep, and I pasture; fhall
Boyet. So you grant pasture for me.
Mar. Not fo, gentle beast;
My lips are no common, though several
Boyet. Belonging to whom?

Mar. To my fortunes and me.

your lips.
that finish

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they be.

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Prin. Good wits will be jangling: but, genties,
The civil war of wits were much better ufed
On Navarre and his book-inen; for here 'tis abused.

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His heart, like an agat, with your print impressed,
Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed:
His tongue, all impatient to speak and not fee,
Did ftumble with hafte in his eye-fight to be;
All fenfes to that sense did make their repair,
To feel only looking on fairest of fair:
Methought, all his fenfes were lock'd in his eye,
As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy;
Who, tendering their own worth, from whence
they were glafs'd,

Did point out to buy them, along as you país'd.
His face's own margent did quote fuch amazes,
That all eyes faw his eyes inchanted with gazes:
An you give him for my fake but one loving kiss.
I'll give you Aquitain, and all that is his,
Prin. Come, to our pavilion: Boyet is difpos'd—
Boyet. But to speak that in words, which his
eye hath disclos'd:

I only have made a mouth of his eye,
20 By adding a tongue which I know will not lye.
Ref. Thou art an old love-monger, and speak'st
fkilfully.

Beyer. If my obfervation,(which very feldom lyes) 25 By the heart's ftill rhetorick, difclofed with eyes, Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.

Prin. With what?

Boyet. With that which we lovers intitle affected.]
Prin. Your reafon ?
Boyet. Why, all his behaviours did make their
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To the court of his eye, peep ng thorough defire:

Mar. He is Cupid's grandfather, and learns news of him.

Rof. Then was Venus like her mother; for her father is but grim.

Boyet. Do you hear, my mad wenches?

Mar. No.

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feet, humour it with turning up your eye-lides figh a note, and fing a note; fometime through the throat, as if you swallow'd love with finging 45 love; fometime through the nose, as if you snuff'd up love by fmelling love; with your hat penthoufe-like, o'er the fhop of your eyes; with your arms crofs'd on your thin belly-doublet, like a rabbit on a fpit; or your hands in your pocket,

take this key, give enlargement to the fwain, bring 50 like a man after the old painting; and keep not

hum feftinately 2 hither; I must employ him in a letter to my love.

Moth. Mafter, will you win your love with a French brawl 3?

Arm. How mean'ft thou? brawling in French? Moth. No, my compleat master: but to jig off a tune at the tongue's end, canary 4 to it with your

too long in one tune, but a snip and away: Thefe
are complements, these are humours: thefe be-
tray nice wenches-that would be betray'd with-
55 note men?) that are most affected to these 6.
out thefe; and make the men of note, (do you

Arm. How haft thou purchas'd this experience ?
Moth. By my penny of observation.

This word, which is provincial, and ought to be spelt feverell, means thofe fields which are alternately fown with corn, and during that time are kept severell, or fevered, from the field which lies fallow, and is appropriated to the grazing of cattle, not by a fence, but by the care of the cowherd or thepherd, in which the town-bull only is allowed to range unmolested. dance. Canary was the name of a sprightly nimble dance. 2 That is, haftily. meaning is, that they not only inveigle the young girls, but make the men taken notice of too, who 3 A kind of 5 i. e. accomplishments. affe&t them. 6 The

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