The Actor's Budget of Wit and Merriment: Consisting of Monologues, Prologues, Epilogues, Tales, Comic Songs, Rare and Genuine Theatrical Anecdotes and Jests
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The Barber's Petition , The girls all like mamma , and , on my life , Venus is not much handsomer than my wife ; A happier pair I'm sure there could not be , Did we not somehow always disagree ; If I am mute , ' tis well ; but if I'm ...
The Bachelor's Reasons for taking a Wife . Nor know to make the present blessing last , To hope the future , or esteem the past ; But vainly boast the joys they never tried , And find divulg'd the secrets they would hide .
”Nay , now , but look , consider , wife , They're starlings . ” — “ No , upon my life ! “ Sure I can judge as well as you ; “ I know a thrush and starling too . ”“ Who was it shot them , you or I ?“ They're starlings !