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Now pray, copy less-have a little temerity-
-Try if you can't also manage posterity.

-All you add now only lessens your credit;
And how could you think, too, of taking to edite?
A great deal's endur'd, where there's measure and
rhyme ;

But prose such as your's is a pure waste of time-
A singer of ballads unstrung by a cough,

Who fairly talks on, till his hearers walk off.
Be original, man; study more, scribble less;
Nor mistake present favour for lasting success;
And remember, if laurels are what you would find,
The crown of all triumph is freedom of mind."(11)
"And here," cried Apollo, "is one at the door,
Who shall prove what I say, or my art is no more.
Ah, Campbell, you're welcome ;—well, how have you
been,

Since the last time I saw you on Sydenham-green?
I need not ask after the plans you've in view;
'Twould be odd, I believe, if I hadn't them too;

But there's one thing I've always forgotten to mention-
Your versification-pray give it invention.

A fancy like your's, that can play its own part,
And clip with fine fingers the chords of the heart,
Should draw from itself the whole charm of its song,
Nor put up with notes that to others belong."(12)
The poet to this was about to reply,

When Moore, coming in, caught the Deity's eye,
Who gave him his hand, and said, "Show me a sight
That can give a divinity sounder delight,

Or that earth should more prize from its core to the poles,

Than the self-improved morals of elegant souls.

Repentant I speak it-though when I was wild,
My friends should remember the world was a child-
That customs were diff'rent, and young people's eyes
Had no better examples than those in the skies.
But soon as I learnt how to value these doings,
I never much valued your billings and cooings;
They only make idle the best of my race;

And since my poor Daphne turned tree in my face,
There are very few poets, whose caps or whose curls
Have obtained such a laurel by hunting the girls.
So it gives me, dear Tom, a delight beyond measure,
To find how you've mended your notions of pleasure;
For never was poet, whose fanciful hours

Could bask in a richer abstraction of bowers,
With sounds and with spirits, of charm to detain
The wonder-eyed soul in their magic domain;
And never should poet, so gifted and rare,
Pollute the bright Eden Jove gives to his care,
But love the fair Virtue, for whom it is given,
And keep the spot pure for the visits of heaven."(13)
He spoke with a warmth, but his accent was bland,
And the poet bow'd down with a blush to his hand,
When all on a sudden, there rose on the stairs
A noise as of persons with singular airs;

You'd have thought 'twas the bishops or judges a coming,

Or whole court of aldermen hawing and humming,

Or Abbot, at least, with his ushers before,

But 'twas only Bob Southey and two or three more.(14) As soon as he saw him, Apollo seem'd pleas'd ;(15)

But as he had settled it not to be teas'd

By all the vain dreamers from bed-room and brook, He turn'd from the rest without even a look;

For Coleridge had vex'd him long since, I suppose,
By his idling, and gambling, and muddling in prose ;(16)
And Wordsworth, one day, made his very hairs bristle,
By going and changing his harp for a whistle.(17)
These heroes, however, long used to attack,
Were not by contempt to be so driven back,
But follow'd the God up, and shifting their place,
Stood full in his presence and look'd in his face;
When one began spouting the cream of orations
In praise of bombarding one's friends and relations;(18)
And t'other some lines he had made on a straw,
Showing how he had found it, and what it was for,
And how, when 'twas balanc'd, it stood like a spell!-
And how, when 'twas balanc'd no longer, it fell!
A wild thing of scorn he describ'd it to be,
But he said it was patient to heaven's decree :-
Then he gaz'd upon nothing, and looking forlorn,
Dropt a nutural tear for that wild thing of scorn!(19)
Apollo half laughed betwixt anger and mirth,
And cried, "Was there ever such trifling on earth?
It is not enough that this nonsense, I fear,
Has hurt the fine head of my friend Robert here,
But the very best promise bred up in the school,
Must show himself proudest in playing the fool.
What! think ye a bard's a mere gossip, who tells
Of the ev'ry-day feelings of every one else,
And that poetry lies, not in something select,
But in gath'ring the refuse that others reject?
Must a ballad doled out by a spectacled nurse
About Two-Shoes or Thumb, be your model of verse;
And your writings, instead of sound fancy and style,
Look more like the morbid abstractions of bile?
There is one of you here-'twas of him that I spoke-
Who, instead of becoming a byword and joke,

Should have brought back our fine old pre-eminent

way,

And been the first man at my table to-day:

But resolved as I am to maintain the partitions

'Twixt wit and mere wildness, he knows the conditions ; And if he retains but a spark of my fire,

Will show it this instant--and blush-and retire."

He spoke; and poor Wordsworth, his cheeks in a glow,
(For he felt he God in him,) made symptoms to go,
When Apollo, in pity, to screen him from sight,
Threw round him a cloud that was purple and white,
The same that of old us'd to wrap his own shoulders,
When coming from heaven, he'd spare the beholders :—
The bard, like a second Æneas, went home in't,
And lives underneath it, it seems, at this moment.(20)
Apollo then turning and smoothing his frown,
Bade Southey take warning, and let him sit down;
But the rest of Bob's friends, too ambitious to flinch,
Stood fixing their faces, and stirred not an inch;
While Sam, looking soft and politely dejected,
Confess'd with a sigh, that 'twas what he expected,
Since Phœbus had fatally learnt to confide in
Such prosers as Johnson, and rhymers as Dryden.
But wrath seiz'd Apollo;-and turning again,
"Whatever," he cried, "were the faults of such men,
Ye shall try, wretched mortals, how well ye can bear
What Dryden has witness'd, unsmote with despair (21)
He said; and the place all seem'd swelling with light,
While his locks and his isage grew awfully bright;
And clouds, burning inward, roll'd round on each side,
To encircle his state, as he stood in his pride;
Till at last the full Deity put on his rays,

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And burst on the sight in the pomp of his blaze!

Then a glory beam'd round, as of fiery rods,
With the sound of deep organs and chorister gods;
And the faces of bards, glowing fresh from their skies,
Came thronging about with intentness of eyes-

And the Nine were all heard, as the harmony swell'd—
And the spheres, pealing in, the long rapture upheld-
And all things above, and beneath, and around,
Seem'd a world of bright vision, set floating in sound.

That sight and that music might not be sustain'd
But by those who a glory like Dryden's had gain'd ;(22)
And even the four who had graciousness found,
After gazing awhile, bow'd them down to the ground.
What then could remain for that feeble-eyed crew?
Through the door in an instant they rush'd and they
flew,

They rush'd, and they dash'd, and they scrambled, and stumbled,

And down the hall staircase distractedly tumbled,

And never once thought which was head or was feet,
And slid through the hall, and fell plump in the street.
So great was the panic they struck with their fright,
That of all who had come to be feasted that night,
Not one ventur'd up, or would stay near the place;
Even Croker declin'd, notwithstanding his face;
And old Peter Pindar turn'd pale, and suppress'd,
With a deathbed sensation, a blasphemous jest.(23)
But Phœbus no sooner had gain'd his good ends,
Than he put off his terrors, and rais'd up his friends,
Who stood for a moment, entranc'd to behold
The glories subside and the dim-rolling gold,
And listen'd to sounds, that with ecstacy burning
Seem'd dying far upward, like heaven returning.

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