The Oxford Book of Comic Verse

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John Gross, John J. Gross
Oxford University Press, 1995 - Humor - 512 pages
"Comic verse," writes editor John Gross, "is verse that is designed to amuse--and perhaps that is as far as any attempt at a definition ought to go." In The Oxford Book of Comic Verse, Gross has combed the annals of literature in English from the middle ages to the present, gathering poems that provoke laughter, smiles, and even reflections on the human condition--but always poems that amuse.
From limericks to social satire, The Oxford Book of Comic Verse offers a remarkable collection of outstanding light poetry. Gross has brought together the finest writers in the history of the English language--from Chaucer and Skelton to Shakespeare and Swift, Lord Byron to Robert Browning, Emily Dickinson to John Updike--offering delightful examples of their comic verse. Many of these lines dance with whimsy, such as John Skelton's Colin Clout ("For though my rhyme be ragged, / Tattered and jagged, / Rudely rain-beaten, / Rusty and moth-eaten, / If ye take well therewith, / It hath in it some pith"); others float heavier thoughts on light rhymes--as in Matthew Prior's succinct Human Life ("What trifling coil do we poor mortals keep;/ Wake, eat, and drink, evacuate and sleep."). The range of writers who have composed comic verse is astonishing, as is the delight of the poems themselves. Here we read T.S. Eliot mocking himself ("How unpleasant to meet Mr. Eliot!/ With his features of clerical cut"); poet and Soviet historian Robert Conquest, mingling his two professions in a limerick ("There was a great Marxist called Lenin/ Who did two or three million men in/ --That's a lot to have done in/ --But where he did one in/ That grand Marxist Stalin did ten in"); and Wendy Cope commenting on her disillusionment with poets ("I used to think all poets were Byronic./ They're mostly wicked as ginless tonic/ And wild as pension plans"). And along the way, we are treated to witty song lyrics as well, from First World War soldiers' tunes, to Irving Berlin, to Cole Porter, to Lorenz Hart ("When love congeals/It soon reveals/ the faint aroma of performing seals/The double-crossing of a pair of heels/I wish I were in love again!").
Whether it comes from anonymous popular culture or the icons of the literary canon, comic verse has been a source of pleasure and diversion through the ages--a combination of wit, verbal artistry, and even serious contemplation. This collection, compiled by one of our finest critics and anthologists, brings this tradition into the hands of today's readers, offering hours of delight.

Contents

ROBERT WISDOME d 1568
14
RICHARD BISHOP CORBET 15821635
21
CHARLES COTTON 16301687
27
TOM BROWN 16631704
33
JONATHAN SWIFT 16671745
39
WILLIAM CONGREVE 16701729
45
from The Spleen
61
JOHN BANKS 17091751
65
A Little Lamb
311
OGDEN NASH 19021971
313
Samson Agonistes
314
Grandpa Is Ashamed
315
A Word to Husbands
316
On the Same
317
Wake
318
Emily Writes Such a Good Letter
319

RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN 17511816
76
CATHERINE FANSHAWE 17651834
83
GEORGE CANNING 17701827
87
Announcement of a New Grand Acceleration Company
95
GEORGE GORDON LORD BYRON 17881824
101
R H BARHAM 17881845
109
THOMAS HAYNES BAYLY 17971839
117
THOMAS HOOD 17991845
118
Sonnet to Vauxhall
119
A Public Dinner
121
No
125
Thy Heart
130
GoodNight to the Season
132
JAMES CLARENCE MANGAN 18031849
135
BENJAMIN HALL KENNEDY 18041889
136
CHARLES LEVER 18061872
137
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON 18091892
138
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES 18091894
140
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY 18111863
142
The Speculators
143
Dear Jack
144
Rhyme for a Child Viewing a Naked Venus in a Painting
145
The Owl and the PussyCat
146
Our Mother Was the PussyCat
147
Incidents in the Life of my Uncle Arly
149
BON GAULTIER William Aytoun 18131865 and Sir Theodore Martin 18161909
150
The Royal Banquet
151
ARTHUR HUGH CLOUGH 18191861
153
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL 18191891
156
from A Fable for Critics
157
FREDERICK LOCKERLAMPSON 18211895
158
THOROLD ROGERS 18231890
159
Epitaph
160
MORTIMER COLLINS 18271876
161
DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI 18281882
162
S CALVERLEY 18311884
163
Flight
164
Ballad
166
LEWIS CARROLL 18321898
168
A Long Tale
169
Father William
170
Tis the Voice of the Lobster
171
GEORGE DU MAURIER 18341896
177
A Thought from Ruddigore
184
ANONYMOUS
190
PERCY FRENCH 18541920
196
J W MACKAIL 18591945 and CECIL
202
ERNEST LAWRENCE THAYER 18631940
208
GELETT BURGESS 18661951
214
GEORGE ADE 18661944
215
E G MURPHY Dryblower 18671939
216
In the Days of Old Rameses
218
HILAIRE BELLOC 18701953
219
Obiter Dicta
220
Is There Any Reward?
221
Imitation
222
A H SIDGWICK f 1900
223
ARTHUR GUITERMAN 18711943
224
Chorus of a Song that Might Have Been Written by Albert Chevalier
225
from Old Surrey Saws and Sayings
226
The Shubble
227
Elinor Glyn
228
The Fat White Woman Speaks
229
On Reading God
230
ROBERT FROST 18741963
232
Lucretius versus the Lake Poets
233
An Answer
234
HARRY GRAHAM 18741936
240
CLARENCE DAY 18741936
243
ROBERT W SERVICE 18741958
245
BENTLEY 18751956
247
T W CONNOR d 1936
249
BILLY MERSON 18811947
255
Blue Blood
261
W N EWER 18851977
267
To a Pessimist
273
SAMUEL HOFFENSTEIN 18901947
279
Im Fond of Doctors
280
from Songs of Fairly Utter Despair
281
The Pig
282
Brush Up your Shakespeare
283
MORRIS BISHOP 18931973
285
The Adventures of Id
286
J B MORTON Beachcomber 18931979
287
Comment
288
PHILIP HESELTINE 18941930
289
mr u
290
ALDOUS HUXLEY 18941963
291
from Antic Hay
292
Travellers Curse after Misdirection
293
Epitaph on an Unfortunate Artist
295
from Easy Exercises in the Use of Difficult Words
296
Enemies of Promise
297
A G STRONG 18961958
298
IRA GERSHWIN 18961983
299
SAGITTARIUS Olga Katzin 18961987
300
The Passionate Profiteer to his Love
301
When I Was Christened
302
An Epitaph
303
Beoleopard or The Witans Whail
304
Irish Song
306
JOSEPH MONCURE MARCH 18991977
307
The Grange
320
EVELYN WAUGH 19031966
321
Three Ghostesses
322
Headline History
324
CYRIL CONNOLLY 19031974
325
On Geoffrey Grigson
326
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY 19051978
327
City Christmas
328
The Velvet Hand
329
Hunter Trials
330
Reproof Deserved or After the Lecture 380 The Old Land Dog
332
The Ballad of George R Sims
333
LUIS dANTIN VAN ROOTEN 19061973
334
Scones
336
JOHN SPARROW 19061992
338
W H AUDEN 19071973
339
Give me a doctor
341
The Aesthetic Point of View
342
NICHOLAS BENTLEY 19071978
344
The Londonderry Air
345
PATRICK BARRINGTON 19081990
349
Take me in your Arms Miss MoneypennyWilson
350
THEODORE ROETHKE 19081963
351
PETER DE VRIES 19101993
357
LAWRENCE DURRELL 19121990
363
MICHAEL BURN 1912
364
DYLAN THOMAS 19141953
365
JOHN BERRYMAN 19141972
366
R P LISTER 1914
367
A Mind Reborn in Streatham Common
368
HENRY REED 19141986
369
HARRY HEARSON f 1940
370
To the Virgins to Make the Most of Time
371
One for the Anthologies
372
The Semantic Limerick According to the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary 1933
373
The Owl Writes a Detective Story
374
Its Hard to Dislike Ewart
375
Progress
377
JOHN HEATHSTUBBS 1918
378
Footnote to Bellocs Tarantella
379
LOUISE BENNETT 1919
380
WILLIAM COLE 1919
381
Harry Pollitt Was a Bolshie
382
ALEXANDER SCOTT 1920
383
HOWARD NEMEROV 19201991
385
J ENRIGHT 1920
386
from Paradise Illustrated
387
Posterity
388
RICHARD WILBUR 1921
389
Shame
390
PHILIP LARKIN 19221985
391
A Study of Reading Habits
392
Limericks
393
KINGSLEY AMIS 1922
394
Mightier than the Pen
395
VERNON SCANNELL 1922
396
Protest Poem
397
LORD BEGINNER Egbert Moore f 1950
398
ANTHONY BUTTS f 1950
400
VINCENT BUCKLEY 19251988
409
TOM LEHRER 1928
415
CONNIE BENSLEY 1929
418
ANTHONY THWAITE 1930
424
GEORGE STARBUCK 1931
430
SHEL SILVERSTEIN 1932
434
JAMES SIMMONS 1933
435
BARRY HUMPHRIES 1934
436
CHRIS WALLACECRABBE 1934
438
FLEUR ADCOCK 1934
439
JOHN FULLER 1937 and JAMES FENTON 1949 516 The Red Light District Nurse
440
Born Too Soon
442
ROGER MCGOUGH 1937
444
Survivor
445
LES A MURRAY 1938
446
CLIVE JAMES 1939
448
From Robert Lowells Notebook
449
TOM DISCH 1940
451
Zewhyexary
452
BASIL RANSOMEDAVIES 1940
453
E J THRIBB 529 Lines on the Award Pipe Man of the Year to Magnus Magnusson
454
In Memoriam Larry Parnes Mr Parnes Shillings and Pence
455
In Memoriam Salvador Dali
456
JOHN MOLE 1941
459
KIT WRIGHT 1944
460
Unlikely Obbligato of Andersonstown
461
Underneath the Archers or Whats All This about Walters Willy?
462
PAUL DURCAN 1944
464
Têteàtête in the Parish Priests Parlour
465
Engineers Corner
466
Triolet
467
Serious Concerns
468
DAVID LEHMAN 1948
470
JAMES FENTON 1949
471
CHRISTOPHER REID 1949
472
A Perversion RICHARD TIPPING 1949
473
SEAN OBRIEN 1952
474
VIKRAM SETH 1952
476
Acknowledgements
486
Index of First Lines
495
83
504
Index of Authors
509
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About the author (1995)

John Gross is the theater critic for the London Sunday Times. A former book critic for The New York Times, he is the author and editor of many books, including The Oxford Book of Essays.

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