God Is Disappointed In YouTop Shelf Productions - Comics & Graphic Novels God Is Disappointed in You is for people who would like to read the Bible if only it would just cut to the chase. Stripped of its arcane language and its interminable passages of poetry, genealogy and law, every book of the Bible is condensed down to its core message, usually in the space of a single page or less. Written by Mark Russell with cartoons by Shannon Wheeler, God Is Disappointed in You is a frequently hilarious, often shocking, but always accurate retelling of the Bible, including the parts selectively left out by Sunday School teachers and church sermons. Irreverent, yet taking the Bible at face value, this book is a must-read for anyone who wants to see past the fog of religious agendas and cultural debates to know what the Bible really says. |
Contents
The 1st Book of Samuel | |
The 1st Book of Chronicles | |
Ezra | |
Wisdom and Poetry | |
Song of Songs aka Song of Solomon | |
Amos | |
Common terms and phrases
2nd Letter Abraham army Assyrians baby Babylon Babylonians Bible Boaz brother can’t Christians church circumcised dead death didn’t dinner disciples doesn’t Egypt Empire Epistle of Peter everything Ezekiel faith false prophets fish foreign friends give goat God’s going hair Haman heard Heaven holy Hosea I’ve Israel Israelites Jeremiah Jerusalem Jesus Christ Jewish Jews Jonah Joshua Judah keep kids kill Kingdom land live look married Messiah Midianites Mordecai named nation Nebuchadnezzar never nice Okay pagan palace Paul Paul’s Paul’s Letter Persian Empire Pharisees Philistines preaching priests Rahab rebuild religion replied Roman rule Ruth Samson Saul sent Shannon Wheeler sheep shit slave soldiers Solomon someone tell temple there’s they’re thing told town trying turned wall What’s who’d who’s wife wine woman worry worship wouldn’t Xerxes you’re you’ve