Lords, attending on the King: Officers, Soldiers, &c., French and Florentine. SCENE I. ACT I. Rousillon. A Room in the Countess's Palace, Enter BERTRAM, the Countess of Rousillon, Ber. And I, in going, madam, weep o'er any father's death anew: but I must attend his majesty's command, to whom I am now in ward, evermore in subjection. Laf. You shall find of the king a husband, madam;-you, sir, a father: He that so generally is at all times good, must of necessity hold his virtue to you; whose worthiness would stir it up where it wanted, rather than lack it where there is such abundance. Count. What hope is there of his majesty's amendment? sion, and it was his great right to be so: Ge rard de Narbon. Laf. He was excellent, indeed, madam; the king very lately spoke of him, admiringly, and mourningly he was skilful enough to have lived still, if knowledge could be set up against mortality. Ber. What is it, my good lord, the king languishes of? Laj. A fistula, my lord. Ber. I heard not of it before. Laf. I would, it were not notorious.-Was this gentlewoman the daughter of Gerard de Narbon? Count. His sole child, my lord; and be queathed to my overlooking. I have those hopes of her good, that her education promises: her dispositions she inherits, which make fair gifts fairer; for where an unclean mind I carries virtuous qualitiest, there commendaLaf. He hath abandoned his physicians, tions go with pity, they are virtues and trai madam; under whose practices he hath per-tors too; in her they are the better for their secuted time with hope; and finds no other advantage in the process but only the losing of hope by time. Count. This young gentlewoman had a father, (0, that had t! how sad a passage 'tis !) whose skill was almost as great as his honesty; had it stretched so far, would have made nature immortal, and death should have play for lack of work, 'Would, for the king's sake, he were living! I think, it would be the death of the king's disease. Laf. How called you the man you speak of, madam? Count. He was famous, sir, in his profes Under his particular care, as my guardian. simpleness; she derives her honesty, and achieves her goodness. Laf. Your commendations, madam, get from her tears. Count. 'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise in. The remembrance of her father never approaches her heart, but the tyranny of her sorrows takes all liveli hood || from her cheek. No more of this, Helena, go to, no more; lest it be rather thought you affect a sorrow, than to have. Hel. I do affect a sorrow, indeed, but I have it too. Laf. Moderate lamentation is the right of a husband and observes how heavily had passes through her mind. Qualities of good breeding and erudition. i. e., Her excellencies are the better because they are artless. All appearance of life. bes the dead, excessive grief the enemy to the living. Count. If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess makes it soon mortal. Ber. Madam, I desire your holy wishes. tue, In manners, as in shape! thy blood, and vir Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy That thee may furnish, and my prayers Fall on thy head! Farewell.-My lord, Laf. tram. He cannot want the best That shall attend his love. Count. Heaven bless him!-Farewell, Ber[Exit Countess. Ber. The best wishes, that can be forged in your thoughts, [To HELENA] be servants to yout! Be comfortable to my mother, your mistress, and make much of her. Laf. Farewell, pretty lady: You must hold the credit of your father. [Exeunt BERTRAM and LAFEU. I have forgot him: my imagination To see him every hour; to sit and draw - One that goes with him: I love him for his And yet I know him a notorious liar, Hel. Bless our poor virginity from underminers, and blowers up!-Is there no military policy, how virgins might blow up men? Par. Virginity, being blown down, man will quicklier be blown up: marry, in blow. ing him down again, with the breach yourselves made, you lose your city. It is not politic in the commonwealth of nature, to preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is ra tional increase; and there was never virgin got, till virginity was first lost. That, you were made of, is metal to make virgins. Virginity, by being once lost, may be ten times found: by being ever kept, it is ever lost: 'tis too cold a companion; away with it. Hel. I will stand for't a little, though therefore I die a virgin. Par. There's little can be said in't; 'tis against the rule of nature. To speak on the part of virginity, is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience. He, that hangs himself, is a virgin: virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes: itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited¶ sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't: Out with't: within ten years it will make it. self ten, which is a goodly increase; and the principal itself not much the worse: Away with't. Hel. How might one do, sir, to lose it to her own liking? Par. Let me see: Marry, ill, to like him that ne'er it likes. 'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept, the less worth; off with't, while 'tis vendible: an * i. e., That may help thee with more and better qualifications. be mistress of your wishes, and have power to bring them to effect. ders her heart as the tablet on which his resemblance was portrayed. || Countenance, of feature. Forbidden. ti. e., May you Helena cousi§ Peculiarity swer the time of request. Virginity, like an vice shall thrust upon thee; else thon diest in old courtier, wears her cap out of fashion; thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance richly suited, but unsuitable: just like the makes thee away: farewell. When thou hast brooch and tooth-pick, which wear not now: leisure, say thy prayers; when thou hast none, Your date is better in your pie and your remember thy friends: get thee a good hus porridge, than in your cheek: And your vir-band, and use him as he uses thee: so fare ginity, your old virginity, is like one of our well. French withered pears; it looks ill, it eats dryly; marry, 'tis a withered pear; it was formerly better; marry, yet, 'tis a withered pear: Will you any thing with it? Hel. Not my virginity yet. There shall your master have a thousand A mother, and a mistress, and a friend, The court's a learning-place;—and he is one- Hel. That I wish well.-'Tis pity- Hel. That wishing well had not a body Enter a Page. Page. Monsieur Parolles, my lord calls for you. [Exit Page. Par. Little Helen, farewell: if I can re. member thee, I will think of thee at court. Hel. Monsieur Parolles, you were born under a charitable star. Par. Under Mars, I. Hel. I especially think, under Mars. Hel. The wars have so kept you under, that you must needs be born under Mars. Par. When he was predominant. Hel. When he was retrograde, I think, rather. Par. Why think you so? Hel. You go so much backward, when you fight. Par. That's for advantage. Hel. So is running away, when fear proposes the safety: But the composition, that your valour and fear makes in you, is a virtue of a good wing, and I like the wear well. [Exit. Hel. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, That makes ine see, and cannot feed mine me. SCENE II. Paris. A Room in the King's Flourish of cornets. Enter the King of King. The Florentines and Senoys are by Have fought with equal fortune, and continue 1 Lord. So 'tis reported, sir. [ceive it 1 Lord. His love and wisdom, 2 Lord. [lord, King. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face; Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, Hath well composed thee. Thy father's moral parts Par. I am so full of businesses, I cannot answer thee acutely: I will return perfect cour-May'st thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris. tier; in the which, my instruction shall serve Ber. My thanks and duty are your majesty's. to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable of King, I would I had that corporal sounda courtier's counsel, and understand what ad ness now, * A quibble on date, which means age, and candied fruit. ti. e., And show by realities what we now must only think. i. e., Thou wilt comprehend it. The citizens of the "Inali republic of which Sienna is the capital. nature for each other, Things formed by As when thy father, and myself, in friendship | In their poor praise he humbled: Such a man [always say, senses All but new things disdain; whose judg 2 Lord. Ber. Some six months since, my lord. Thank your majesty. SCENE III. Rousillon. A Room in the Enter Countess, Steward, and Clown. To repair here signifies to renovate. Count. I will now hear: what say you of this gentlewoman? Stew. Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I wish might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours; for then we wound our modesty, and make foul the clearness of our deservings, when of ourselves we publish them. Count. What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah: The complaints, I have heard of you, I do not all believe; 'tis my slowness, that I do not for, I know, you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours. Clo. 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow. Count. Well, sir. Clo. No, madam, 'tis not so well, that I am poor; though many of the rich are damned: But, if I may have your ladyship's good-will to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may. Count. Wilt thou needs be a beggar? Cle. In Isbel's case, and mine own. Service is no heritage: and, I think, I shall never have the blessing of God, till I have issue of my body; for, they say, bearns ** are blessings. Count. Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry. Clo. My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go, that the devil drives. Count. Is this all your worship's reason? Clo. Faith, madam, I have other holy rea sons, such as they are. Count. May the world know them? Clo. I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry, that I may repent. Count. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wick edness. Clo. I am out of friends, madam; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake. Count.Such friends are thine enemies,knave. Clo. You are shallow, madam; e'en greaf friends; for the knaves come to do that for me, which I am a-weary of. He, that ears †† my land, spares my team, and gives me leave to inn the crop : if I be his cuckold, he's my drudge: He, that comforts my wife, is the cherisher of my flesh and blood; he, that cherishes my flesh and blood, loves my flesh and blood; he, that loves my flesh and blood, is my friend: ergo, he that kisses my wife, is my friend. If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage; for young Charbon the puritan, and old Poysam the papist, howsoe'er their hearts are severed in religion, their heads are both one, they may joll horns together, like any deer i' the herd. His is put for its. Who have no other use of their faculties than to invent new modes of dress. To act up to your desires. To be married. Approbation. Children. tt Ploughs. Therefore. Count. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed | first assault, or ransome afterward: This she and calumnious knave? Stew. May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to you; of her I am to speak. Count. Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman, I would speak with her; Helen I mean. Clo. Was this fair face the cause, quoth she, [Singing. Why the Grecians sacked Troy? Fond donet, done fond, Was this king Priam's joy. With that she sighed as she stood, With that she sighed as she stood, And gave this sentence then; Among nine bad if one be good, Among nine bad if one be good, There's yet one good in ten. Count. What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah. Clo. One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying o' the song: 'Would God would serve the world so all the year! we'd find no fault with the tithe-woman, if I were the parson: One in ten, quoth a'! an we might have a good woman born but every blazing star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well; a man may draw his heart out, ere he pluck one. Count. You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you? Clo. That man should be at woman's command, and yet no hurt done !-Though honesty be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt; it will wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart.-I am going, forsooth: the business is for Helen to come hither. Count. Well, now. [Exit Clown. Stew. I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely. Count. Faith, I do : her father bequeathed her to me; and she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds: there is more owing her, than is paid; and more shall be paid her, than she'll demand. Stew. Madam, I was very late more near her than, I think, she wished me: alone she was, and did cominunicate to herself, her own words to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow for her, they touched not any stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son: Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had pat such difference betwixt their two estates; Love, no god, that would not extend his might, only where qualities were level; Diana, no queen of virgins, that would suffer, her poor knight to be surprised, without rescue, in the The nearest way. + Foolishly done. delivered in the most bitter touch of sorrow, that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in which ĺ held my duty, speedily to acquaint you withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns you something to know it. Count. You have discharged this honestly; keep it to yourself: many likelihoods informed me of this before, which hung so tottering in the balance, that I could neither believe, nor misdoubt: Pray you, leave me : stall this in your bosom, and I thank you for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon. [Exit Steward. Enter HELENA, Count. Even so it was with me, when I was young: [thorn If we are nature's, these are ours; this Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong; Our blood to us, this to our blood is born; It is the show and seal of nature's truth, Where love's strong passion is impress'd in By our remembrances of days foregone, [youth: Such were our faults;-or then we thought them none. Her eye is sick on't; I observe her now. I Count. am a mother to you. Hel. Mine honourable mistress. Nay, a mother; Hel. I care no more fors, than I do for heaven, Since. wish it equally. i. e., I care as much for: J |