And, secondly, I pity not, because He had no business to commit a sin, Forbid by heavenly, fined by human, lawsAt least 'twas rather early to begin; But at sixteen the conscience rarely gnaws So much as when we call our old debts in At sixty years, and draw the accompts of evil, And find a deuced balance with the devil. CLXVIII. Of his position I can give no notion: "Tis written in the Hebrew Chronicle, How the physicians, leaving pill and potion, Prescribed by way of blister, a young belle, When old King David's blood grew dull in motion, And that the medicine answer'd very well: Perhaps 'twas in a different way applied, For David lived, but Juan nearly died. "Tis to retort with firmness, and when he Suspects with one, do you reproach with three. CLXXVI. Julia, in fact, had tolerable grounds— But that can't be, as has been often shown, A lady with apologies abounds; It might be that her silence sprang alone From delicacy to Don Juan's ear, To whom she knew his mother's fame was dear. CLXXVII. There might be one more motive, which makes two, Alfonso ne'er to Juan had alluded; Mention'd his jealousy, but never who Had been the happy lover, he concluded, To speak of Inez now were, one may say, "Fly, Juan, fly! for heaven's sake-not a word The door is open-you may yet slip through The passage you so often have explored Here is the garden-key. Fly-fly-Adieu! Haste-haste! I hear Alfonso's hurrying feetDay has not broke-there's no one in the street" CLXXXIII. None can say that this was not good advice: The only mischief was, it came too late : Of all experience 'tis the usual price, A sort of income-tax laid on by fate: Juan had reach'd the room-door in a trice, And might have done so by the garden-gate, But met Alfonso in his dressing-gown, Who threaten'd death-so Juan knock'd him down. CXXXIV. Dire was the scuffle, and out went the light; Antonia cried out "Rape!" and Julia “Fire!" But not a servant stirr'd to aid the fight. Alfonso, pommell'd to his heart's desire, Swore lustily he'd be revenged this night: And Juan, too, blasphemed an octave higher; His blood was up; though young, he was a Tartar, And not at all disposed to prove a martyr. CLXXXV. Alfonso's sword had dropp'd ere he could draw it, And they continued battling hand to hand, For Julian very luckily ne'er saw it; His temper not being under great command, If at that moment he had chanced to claw it, Alfonso's days had not been in the land Much longer. Think of husbands', lovers' lives! And how ye may be doubly widows--wives! CLXXXVI. Alfonso grappled to detain the foe, And Juan throttled him to get away, And blood ('twas from the nose) began to flow: At last, as they more faintly wrestling lay, Juan contrived to give an awkward blow, And then his only garment quite gave way: He fled, like Joseph, leaving it; but there, I doubt, all likeness ends between the pair. CLXXXVII. Lights came at length, and men, and maids, who found An awkward spectacle their eyes before; Antonia in hysterics, Julia swoon'd, Alfonso leaning breathless by the door; Some half-torn drapery scatter'd on the ground, Some blood and several footsteps, but no more; Juan the gate gain'd, turn'd the key about, And liking not the inside, lock'd the out. CLXXXVIII. Here ends this Canto. Need I sing, or say, And how Alfonso sued for a divorce, CLXXXIX. If you would like to see the whole proceedings, The depositions and the cause at full, CCIV. If ever I should condescend to prose, That went before: in these I shall enrich CCV. Thou shalt believe in Milton, Dryden, Pope; Thou shalt not set up Wordsworth, Coleridge, Southey; Because the first is crazed beyond all hope, The second drunk, the third so quaint and mouthey: With Crabbe it may be difficult to cope, And Campbell's Hippocrene is somewhat drouthy; Thou shalt not steal from Samuel Rogers, nor 'Thou shalt not covet Mr Sotheby's muse, (There's one, at least, is very fond of this); III. I can't say that it puzzles me at all, If all things be consider'd. First there was His lady-mother, mathematical, A never mind; his tutor, an old ass; Or else the thing had hardly come to pass); IV. Well-well, the world must turn upon its axis, "Tis there the mart of the colonial trade is Their very walk would make your bosom I can't describe it, though so much it strike, VI. An Arab horse, a stately stag, a barb A canto: then their feet and ankles-well Thank Heaven I've got no metaphor quite ready (And so, my sober Muse-come let's be steady VII. Chaste Muse!-well, if you must, you must,the veil Thrown back a moment with the glancing While the o'erpowering eye, that turns you pale, Of love! when I forget you, may I fail To- -say my prayers--but never was there plann'd A dress through which the eyes give such a And all mankind turn with it, heads or tails, Excepting the Venetian Fazzioli. us, The priest instructs, and so our life exhales; A little breath, love, wine, ambition, fame, Fighting, devotion, dust-perhaps a name. V. I said, that Juan had been sent to Cadiz- VIII. But to our tale: the Donna Inez sent Her son to Cadiz only to embark: But why?-we leave the reader in the dark- |