To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and Toddlers
Q: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby.
Hey. It’s me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You’re a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I’ve given you the validation I know you need, let’s get a few things clear . . .
I’m not as innocent as you think I am. You don’t realize it because you’re blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book you’re holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view.
Be warned . . . it’s not always adorable.
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Review: To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and ToddlersUser Review - Robert - Goodreads
This was required out loud bedtime reading for my wife and I as we were expecting our first baby, and one that provoked many a laugh and a smile as we drifted off to sleep. The poem-by-poem quality ... Read full review
Review: To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and ToddlersUser Review - Emily - Goodreads
This book is clever and beautiful. Read full review
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You Cant Handle the Truth
Same Old Same
Whos Right Is Right and Whos Wrong
The Spice of Life
Ive Never Seen This Man Before in My Life
To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?