Estif. You are welcome to it, sir. Per. I think I have the sweetest seat in Spain, wench, Methinks the richest too; we'll eat i' th' garden Estif. A friend of mine, sir. Per. What business has she? Is she a learned woman i' th' mathematics, Estif. More than I know, sir. Per. Or has she e'er a letter from a kins- That must be delivered in my absence, wife; Estif. What needs all this? why are you What do you suspect? she cannot cuckold ye, She is a woman, sir, a very woman. Per. Your very woman may do very well, sir, Toward the matter; for though she cannot perform it In her own person, she may do it by proxy: Your rarest jugglers work still by conspiracy. Estif. Cry you mercy, husband, you are jealous then, And happily suspect me? Per. No, indeed, wife. Estif. Methinks you should not till you have Per. 'Tis well. Estif. Nay, 'twill be better If you will let me but dispose the business, Per. Do, I dare trust thee; I am asham'd I was angry, I find thee a wise young wife. Estif. I'll wise your worship Before I leave ye;-pray ye walk by and say nothing, Only salute them, and leave the rest to me, sir. I was born to make ye a man. Per. The rogue speaks heartily, Her good will colours in her cheeks; I am born to love her. I must be gentler to these tender natures, Enter MARGARITA, LEON, ALTEA, and other own; And presuming upon me, and upon my courtesy ;— Conceive me short,-he knows not but she is wealthy, Or if he did know otherwise, 'twere all one, Per. Forward. She has a rare face. Estif. This we must carry with discretion, husband, And yield unto her for four days. Per. Yield our house up, our goods and wealth? Estif. All this is but in seeming, To milk the lover on; do you see this writing; Two hundred pounds a-year when they are married Has she sealed to for our good; the time's unfit Estif. No, no, they shall have all, As easily as it came on; is't not a pity Per. Clear but that question. Estif. I'll put the writings into your hand. Estif. And you shall keep them safe. Per. I am satisfied; would I had the wench so too. Estif. When she has married him, Per. I'll remove the goods straight, And take some poor house by, 'tis but for four days. SCENE I. Enter MARGARITA, ALTEA, and Boy. And a boy to guide ye: peace, and we are made both. Marg. Come, let's go in; are all the rooms kept sweet, wench? Estif. They are sweet and neat. [Exit PER. When you come to your own, he must give place, lady. Marg. Well, send you joy; you would not let me know't, Yet I shall not forget ye. ACT III, Alt. ARE you at ease now? is your heart at Now you have got a shadow, an umbrella Marg. I am at peace, Altea; If he continue but the same he shews, Alt. My life, an innocent. That's it I hope too, then I am sure I rule him; thankful, And take it for a favour too. Are the rooms Made ready to entertain my friends? I long to dance now, And to be wanton; let me have a song; is the great couch up The duke of Medina sent? Marg. And day-beds in all chambers? Alt. In all, lady; [Exeunt, Your house is nothing now but various pleasures. The gallants begin to gaze too. Marg. Let 'em gaze on! I was brought up a courtier, high and happy, Where does he wait? Alt. He knows his distance, madam; I warrant ye, he is busy in the cellar Amongst his fellow servants, or asleep, Till your command awake him. Enter second Lady. 2 Lady. Madam, the lady Julia,Leon. That's a bawd, A three-piled bawd, bawd-major to the army. 2 Lady. Has brought her coach to wait upon your ladyship, And to be informed if you will take the air this morning. Leon. The neat air of her nunnery. Marg. Tell her, no; i' th' afternoon I'll call on her. [Erit. 2 Lady. I will, madam. Marg. Why are not you gone to prepare yourself? May be you shall be sewer to the first course. A portly presence! Altea, he looks lean; 'Tis a wash knave; he will not keep his flesh well. Alt. A willing, madam, one that needs no spurring. Leon. Faith, madam, in my little understanding, You had better entertain your honest neighbours, madam; Leon. Not much, madam. You have a tie upon your servant's tongue, Such husbands as this monstrous world produces, Marg. Do you hear him talk? An ox once spoke, as learned men deliver; How boldly and how saucily he talked, Your wisdom, to elect this gentleman, What think ye now? Alt. I think him an ass still: This boldness some of your people have blown Marg. I'll have my cellar locked, no school Nor no discovery. I'll turn my drunkards, this time; Keep him from drink, he has a high constitution, Per. Shall I never return to mine own house again? We are lodged here in the miserablest dog-hole! Estif. [Within.] I am going presently. I am like the people that live in the sweet islands: And if we stay a night we are gone for company. marble, Dried in this brick-hill; and she sits i' th' chimney, Which is but three tiles, raised like a house of cards, The true proportion of an old smoked sibyl : Per. Break my neck rather: Is there any thing here to eat But one another, like a race of cannibals? Estif. Not a pin, I warrant ye. There's reason in all courtesies, they must both; Per. I'll walk i' th' church-yard; The dead cannot offend more than these living; An hour hence I'll expect ye. Estif. I'll not fail, sir. Per. And, do you hear, let's have a handsome dinner, And see all things be decent as they have been, I'll send ye people for the trunks aforehand, Per. Let 'em be known and honest, And do my service to your niece. Estif. I shall, sir; But if I come not at my hour, come thither, That they may give you thanks for your fair courtesy ; And pray ye, be brave, for my sake. [Exeunt. I bear my patent here. I will talk to her, Juan. The duke dines there to-day too, the duke of Medina. Cac. Let the king dine there, He owes me money, and so far's my creature; And certainly I may make bold with mine own, captain? Sanc. Thou wilt eat monstrously. Cac. Like a true-born Spaniard, Eat as I were in England, where the beef grows; To stir the intellectuals of the ladies; I learnt it of my father's amorous scrivener. Juan. If we should play now, you must supply me. Cac. You must pawn a horse troop, And then have at ye, colonel. Sanc. Come let's go: This rascal will make rare sport; how the ladies Will laugh at him! Juan. If I light on him, I'll make his purse sweat too. The spirit of garlic! Old Wom. Where's your gentlewoman? Per. What's that to my question? Per. Yes, sir, is that wonder? Is the name of wife unknown here? It was no vision, sure ! Maid. She has the keys, sir. Per. I know she has, but who has all my goods, spirit? Old Wom. If you be married to that gentle That stands hard by, and furnish'd royally. Old Wom. You are cozen'd too, 'tis none of her's; good gentleman! Maid. The lady Margarita, she was her ser vant, And kept the house; but going from her, sir, For some lewd tricks she play'd Per. Plague o' the devil, Am I, i' th' full meridian of my wisdom, Old Wom. A young sweet lady. Per. Of a low stature? Old Wom. She is indeed but little, but she is wondrous fair. Per. I feel I am cozen'd; Now I am sensible I am undone. This is the very woman, sure, that cousin I saw, sir, She had two women at the door attending, Per. They were mine while they were laden, But now they have cast their calves, they are not worth Owning: was she her mistress, say you? Old Wom. Her own mistress, her very mistress, sir, and all you saw About, and in that house, was hers. Per. No plate, no jewels, nor no hangings? |