Old Wom. Abominable poor, as poor as we are, I think I am as poor as she, I am wide else; Old Wom. You may find Truth as soon ; Alas, a thousand conceal'd corners, sir, she lurks in. And here she gets a fleece, and there another, And lives in mists and smokes where none can find her. Per. Is she a whore, too? Old Wom. Little better, gentleman. I dare not say she is so, sir, because She is yours, sir; these five years she has firkt A pretty living, Until she came to serve.-I fear he will knock my Brains out for lying. Per. She has serv'd me faithfully, A whore and thief? two excellent moral learnings In one she-saint, I hope to see her legend. There's for your lodging and your meat for this week. A silk-worm lives at a more plentiful ordinary, And sleeps in a sweeter box: Farewell, greatgrandmother; If I do find you were an accessary, Old Wom. And I deserve it, I tell but truth. Per. Not I, I am an ass, mother. [Exeunt. Enter the Duke of MEDINA, JUan de Castro, ALONZO, SANCHIO, CACAFOGO, Attendants. Duke. A goodly house. Juan. And richly furnished too, sir. Alon. Hung wantonly; I like that preparation, It stirs the blood unto a hopeful banquet, And intimates the mistress free and jovial; I love a house where pleasure prepares welcome. this manDuke. Now, Cacafogo, how like you Those few slight pleasures that inhabit here, sir, I do beseech your grace command; they are yours, Your servant but preserves 'em to delight ye. Duke. I thank ye, lady; I am bold to visit ye, Once more to bless mine eyes with your sweet beauty. 'T has been a long night since you left the court, Juan. Most admirable fair as e'er I look'd upon; I had rather command her than my regiment. Cac. I'll have a fling, 'tis but a thousand ducats, Which I can cozen up again in ten days, For I am like a lion, where I lay hold; I am so virtuous now, I cannot speak to her, Enter LEON. Marg. Why, where's this dinner? Nor shall not be until I know the guests too, Marg. Why, sirrah, why sirrah, you? Leon. I hear you, saucy woman, And as you are my wife, command your absence; And know your duty, 'tis the crown of modesty. Duke. Your wife? Leon. Yes, good my lord, I am her husband, And pray take notice that I claim that honour, And will maintain it. Cac. If thou be'st her husband, I am determin'd thou shalt be my cuckold. Leon. Peace, dirt and dunghill ! I will not lose mine anger on a rascal; That had the patience to become a fool, As if he would shew a wonder to the world, I much admire the man; I am astonish'd. You shall not have so much will to be wicked. I am innocent of any foul dishonour I mean to ye: Only I will be known to be your lord now, Marg. I do command ye from me, thou poor fellow, Thou cozen'd fool. Leon. Thou cozen'd fool! 'tis not so, I will not be commanded: I am above ye: And then maintain your wantonness, I'll wink at it. Marg. Am I braved thus in my own house? Leon. 'Tis mine, madam; You are deceiv'd, I am lord of it, I rule it and all that's in it; You have nothing to do here, madam; Marg. As you love me, give way. I will give none, madam; I stand upon the ground of mine own honour, too. I cast my cloud off, and appear myself, For the mere sign of man, the walking image? Leon. As a husband ought, sir, In his own house, and it becomes me well too. I think your grace would grieve if you were put to it To have a wife or servant of your own, (For wives are reckon'd in the rank of servants,) Under your own roof, to command ye. Juan. Brave!-a strange conversion! thou shalt lead In chief now. Duke. Is there no difference betwixt her and you, sir? And eat your coach, (which will be hard diet,) That executes your will:-Or take your coach, lady, I give you liberty; and take your people Which I turn off, and take your will abroad with you: Take all these freely-but take me no more!And so, farewell! Duke. Nay, sir, you shall not carry it So bravely off; you shall not wrong a lady In a high huffing strain, and think to bear it!We stand not by as bawds to your brave fury, To see a lady weep! Leon. They are tears of anger, (I beseech ye note 'em) not worth pity, Wrung from her rage, because her will prevails not: She would swoon now if she could not cry; Else they were excellent, and I should grieve too: But falling thus, they show nor sweet nor orient. And calls the sword of justice to relieve me; Juan. Hold, fair sir, I beseech you, The gentleman but pleads his own right nobly. Leon. He that dares strike against the husband's freedom, The husband's curse stick to him!-A tam'd cuckold; His wife be fair and young, but most dishonest, Now, sir, fall on, I am ready to oppose ye. your wife well. Leon. Mine own humanity will teach me that, sir : And now you are all welcome, all! and we'll to dinner; This is my wedding-day. Duke. I'll cross your joy yet. Juan. I have seen a miracle: hold thine own, soldier! Sure they dare fight in fire, that conquer women! Sanch. He's beaten all my loose thoughts out of me, As if he had thresh'd them out o' the husk. Enter PEREZ. Per. 'Save ye, which is the lady of the house? Leon. That's she, sir, that pretty lady, If you would speak with her. Juan. Don Michael! Leon. Another darer come? Per. Pray do not know me, I am full of business; When I have more time I'll be merry with ye. It is the woman:-Good madam, tell me truly, Had you a maid call'd Estifania? Marg. Yes truly had I. Per. Was she a maid, do you think? For she had but a scant fame. Per. Was she your kinswoman? Marg. Not that I ever knew; now I look better, I think you married her; 'give you joy, sir, You may reclaim her, 'twas a wild young girl. Per. Give me a halter:-Is not this house mine, madam? Was not she owner of it? Pray, speak truly.. Marg. No, certainly; I'm sure my money paid for it, And I ne'er remember yet I gave it you, sir. And every thing you see about the building: Alonz. When shall we come and visit thee? Sanc. And eat some rare fruit?-Thou hast admirable orchards ! You are so jealous now.-Pox o' your jealousy, How scurvily you look !— Per. Prithee leave fooling, I am in no humour now to fool and prattle.Did she ne'er play the wag with you? Marg. Yes, many times, so often that I was asham'd to keep her : But I forgave her, sir, in hope she would mend still: And had not you o' th' instant married her, Per. I thank ye, I am blest still; Juan. You'll stay and dine? Per. Certain I cannot, captain :Hark in thine ear, I am the arrantest puppy, The miserablest ass !--but I must leave ye,I am in haste, in haste; bless you, good madam, And may you prove as good as my wife! [Exit. Leon. Will you come near, sir? will your grace but honour me, And taste our dinner? you are nobly welcome; All anger's past, I hope, and I shall serve ye. Juan. Thou art the stock of men, and I admire thee. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. Enter PEREZ. Per. I'll go to a conjurer but I'll find this pole cat, This pilfering whore:-A plague of veils, I cry, Enter ESTIFANIA with a Casket. Estif. 'Tis he, I am caught, I must stand to it stoutly, And show no shake of fear :-I see he is angry; Vex'd at the uttermost. Per. My worthy wife! I have been looking of your modesty All the town over. Estif. My most noble husband! I am glad I have found ye; for, in truth, I am weary, Weary and lame, with looking out your lordship. Estif. I believe you, and very lately too. To seek your ladyship: I have been in cellars, At gossippings I hearkened after you; I was amongst the nuns, because you sing well; But they say your's are bawdy songs, they mourn for ye: To look you out, I went to twenty taverns. Estif. Yes, I reel not yet, sir,- Tables and stools, and all in one confusion, him: If he be mad, he quarrels, then he comes too.― I sought ye where no safe thing would have ventur'd, Amongst diseases base, and vile, vile women; Per. She bears up bravely, and the rogue is witty, But I shall dash it instantly to nothing.- Estif. Why am I abused? Per. Thou most vile, base, abominable- Per. Thou stinking, overstew'd, poor, pocky— Per. Do you echo me? Estif. Yes, sir, and go before ye, And round about ye :-Why do you rail at me For that that was your own sin, your own knavery? Per. And brave me too? Estif. You had best now draw your sword, captain; Draw it upon a woman, do, brave captain! Upon your wife, oh most renowned captain!Per. A plague upon thee, answer me directly, Why didst thou marry me? Estif. To be my husband. I had thought you had had infinite, but I am cozen'd. Per. Why didst thou flatter me, and shew me wonders? A house and riches, when they are but shadows, Shadows to me? Estif. Why did you work on me, (It was but my part to requite you, sir,) With your strong soldier's wit, and swore you would bring me So much in chains, so much in jewels, husband; So much in right rich clothes? Per. Thou hast 'em, rascal; I gave 'em to thy hands, my trunks and all, To mend old kettles,-is this noble usage?— Let all the world view here the captain's treasure! A man would think now these were worthy mat ters: Here's a shoeing-horn chain gilt over; how it scenteth, Worse than the mouldy dirty heel it served for! And here's another of a lesser value, So little I would shame to tie my dog in't :These are my jointure!-Blush and save a labour, Or these else will blush for ye! Per. A fire subtle ye! are ye so crafty? Did not you win this at Goletta, captain? This would do rarely in an abbey window, Per. Prithee, leave prating. Estif. And here's a chain of whitings' eyes for pearls, A mussel-monger would have made a better.— Per. Nay, prithee wife, my clothes, my clothes. Estif. I'll tell ye, Your clothes are parallels to these, all counterfeit: Put these and them on, you are a man of cop you. Per. Is there no house then, nor no grounds about it? No plate nor hangings? Estif. There are none, sweet husband! Shadow for shadow is as equal justice.Can you rail now?-Pray put up your fury, sir, And speak great words!-You are a soldier!Thunder! Per. I will speak little: I have play'd the fool, And so I am rewarded. Estif. You have spoke well, sir: And now I see you are so conformable, I'll heighten you again :-Go to your house, They are packing to be gone:-You must sup there: It was my plot:-Alas, my credulous husband, The lady told you too Per. Most strange things of thee.. Estif. Still 'twas my way, and all to try your sufferance: And she denied the house? Per. She knew me not, But heaven knows how my heart is !—Will ye follow me? Estif. I'll be there strait. Per. I am fooled, yet dare not find it. [Exit PER. Estif. Go, silly fool! thou may'st be a good soldier In open field, but for our private service Thou art an ass!-I'll make thee so, or miss Carry her the gold! I'll look her out a jewel else. Enter CACAFOGO. Here comes another trout that I must tickle, And tickle daintily, I have lost my end else.May I crave your leave, sir? Cac. Prithee be answered, thou shalt crave no leave; I am in my meditations, do not vex me. thing, That people had compassion on, it looked so: The next sir Palmerin; here's fine proportion, An ass and then an elephant :-Sweet justice! There's no way left to come at her now, no craving. If money could come near, yet I would pay him: Cac. I know thou hast some wedding-ring to pawn now, Of silver and gilt, with a blind posie in't ; Estif. I am gone, sir, And I shall tell the beauty sent me to ye, The lady Margarita Cac. Stay, I prithee, What is thy will?—I turn me wholly to ye, And talk now till thy tongue ach, I will hear ye. Estif. She would intreat you, sir— Cac. She shall command, sir! Shall sparkle like her eyes, and thee another:Come, prithee come, I long to serve thy lady, Long monstrously!-Now, valour, I shall meet ye, You that dare dukes! Estif. Green goose, you are now in sippets. [Exeunt. not be. Sanch. That such an oyster-shell should hold a pearl, And of so rare a price, in prison! Was she made to be the matter of her own undoing, To let a slovenly unwieldy fellow, An absolute sweetness, to comfort those admire her, And shed her beams upon her friends !— And all the world will grumble at your patience, Duke. Ne'er fear it, Sanchio, We'll have her free again, and move at court In her clear orb: But one sweet handsomeness Let it be so, I beseech thee, my sweet gentle- To bless this part of Spain, and have that slub woman! Do not forget thyself. Estif. She does command then This courtesy, because she knows you are noble. Cac. Your mistress by the way? Estif. My natural mistress. Upon these jewels, sir, they are fair and rich, 13 ber'd! |