I'll tell thee, Frederick: but before I tell thee, John. Why, then, mark what shall follow : What dost thou think I have got? John. Would 'twere no worse: ye talk of revelations ; I have got a revelation will reveal me An arrant coxcomb whilst I live. Fred. What is't? Thou hast lost nothing! John. No, I have got, I tell thee. John. One of the infantry, a child. John. A chopping child, man! Fred. Give you joy, sir. John. A lump of lewdness, Frederick; that's the truth on't. This town's abominable. Fred. I still told ye, John, Your whoring must come home; I counsell❜d ye: But where no grace is John. 'Tis none of mine, man. Fred. Answer the parish so. (Peeping into a house) by whom I know not, Nor where to find the place again; no, Frederick, 'Tis no poor one, That's my best comfort, for't has brought about it Enough to make it man. Fred. Where is't! John. At home. Fred. A saving voyage; but what will you say, signior, To him that, searching out your serious worship, Has met a strange fortune? John. How, good Frederick? A militant girl to this boy would hit it. Fred. No, mine's a nobler venture: What do you think, sir, Of a distressed lady, one whose beauty Fred. That's all one, she's forthcoming. I have her sure, boy. John. Hark ye, Frederick; What truck betwixt my infant? Fred. 'Tis too light, sir; Stick to your charge, good Don John, I am well. John. But is there such a wench? Fred. First tell me this; Did you not lately, as you walk'd along, John. Yes, marry, and they urg'd it Fred. Pray go forward. John. A gentleman I found engag'd amongst 'em, It seems of noble breeding, I'm sure brave metal; And now, to satisfy you, there is a woman, John. Oh, where is she? Fred. And one of no less worth than I told; And which is more, fall'n under my protection. John. I am glad of that ;-forward, sweet Frederick! Fred. And which is more than that, by this Pet. Where is't? [Lute sounds. Ant. Above, in my master's chamber. Pet. There's no creature: he hath the key himself, man. Ant. This is his lute, let him have it. Art sure we are at home? Ant. Without all doubt, Peter. Pet. Then this must be the devil. Good devil, sing again: O dainty devil, Enter FREDERICK and Don JOHN. And as you love your faith, presume no further you To rail at fortune, to fall out with fate, Alas! I am the same still, neither are they Which as we sway 'em, so abuse or bless us. Stand out of the light. Con. I crave your mercy, sir! My mind, o'ercharg'd with care, made me unmannerly. Fred. Pray ye set that mind at rest, all shall be perfect. John. I like the body rare; a handsome body, A wond'rous handsome body; would she would turn! And modest as her blushes! What blockhead Made up like Hercules, unslack'd with service; The same to-night, to-morrow night, the next night, And so to perpetuity of pleasures: But you have such a spiced consideration, Which nature and the liberal world make custom; John. My lady's gentlewoman Would laugh me to a school-boy, make me blush With playing with my cod-piece point: fie on thee, A man of thy discretion! Fred. It shall be mended; And henceforth ye shall have your due. Yet heaven forbid we should have our deserts. What is he? Con. Too, too near my offence, sir: O he will cut me piece-meal. Fred. 'Tis no treason? John. Let it be what it will, if he cut here, I'll find him out work. Fred. He must buy you dear, With more than common lives. John. Fear not, nor weep not: By Heaven, I'll fire the town before ye perish, Spoil a sweet face for nothing! My return Con. Heaven grant it may. [Exeunt. You'll make my thanks too poor: I wear a sword, sir, And have a service to be still dispos'd of, Petr. That manly courtesy is half my business, sir: And, to be short, to make ye know I honour ye, And in all points believe your worth like oracle, This day, Petruchio, A man that may command the strength of this place, Hazard the boldest spirits, hath made choice John. Forward, I am free to entertain it. I do beseech ye mark me. John. I shall, sir. Petr. Ferrara's duke, would I might call him worthy, But that he has razed out from his family, Vows and such oaths Heaven has no mercy for, Oft he obtain'd his wishes, oft abus'd her, John. This was foul play, And ought to be rewarded so. He 'scap'd me yester-night; Which if he dare again adventure for John. Pray, sir, what commands have you to lay on me? Petr. Only thus; by word of mouth to carry him A challenge from me, that so (if he have honour in him) We And I will do it home. When shall I visit ye? Petr. Please you this afternoon, I will ride with you, For at the castle six miles hence, we are sure John. I'll be ready. Petr. My man shall wait here, To conduct you to my house. John. I shall not fail ye. Enter FREDERICK. Fred. How now? [Exit PETR. John. All's well, and better than thou couldst expect, for this wench here is certainly no maid: and I have hopes she is the same that our two curious coxcombs have been so long a hunting after. Fred. Why do ye hope so? John. Why, because first she is no maid, and next because she is handsome; there are two reasons for you: now do you find out a third, a better if you can. For take this, Frederick, for a certain rule, since she loves the sport, she'll never give it over; and therefore (if we have good luck) in time may fall to our share. Fred. Very pretty reasons indeed! But I thought you had known some particulars, that made you conclude this to be the woman. John. Yes, I know her name is Constantía. Fred. That now is something; but I cannot believe her dishonest for all this: she has not one loose thought about her. John. It's no matter, she's loose i' th' hilts, by heaven. There has been stirring, fumbling with linen, Frederick. Fred. There may be such a slip. John. And will be, Frederick, whilst the old Land. Come, sir, who is it keeps your master company? Ant. I say to you, Don John. Land. I say again, I will know. Land. And I tell thee he has a woman here. So frumpt up with a fool? Well, saucy sirrah, Enter FREDERICK. Ant. 'Twould be a great ease to your age. What's the matter, landlady? Land. What's the matter! I will not be thus treated, that I will not. Thou took'st me up at every word I spoke, And thou think'st, because thou canst write and read, Our noses must be under thee. Fred. Dare you so, sirrah? Ant. Let but the truth be known, sir, I be seech ye She raves of wenches, and I know not what, sir. Land. Go to, thou know'st too well, thou wicked varlet, Thou instrument of evil. Ant. As I live, sir, she's ever thus till dinner. Fred. Get ye in, I'll answer ye anon, sir. [Exit ANT. Now your grief, what is't? for I can guess Land. Ye may, with shame enough, If there was shame amongst you-nothing thought on, But how ye may abuse my house: not satisfied With bringing home your bastards to undo me, But you must drill your whores here too; my patience, Because I bear, and bear, and carry all, Fred. No more of these words, Nor no more murmurings, lady: for you know And bear yourself discreetly to this woman, Land. 'Tis well, sir. Fred. Leave off your devil's matins, and your melancholies, Or we shall leave our lodgings. Land. You have much need To use the vagrant ways, and to much profit: (At home within yourselves too) right good, gentlemen, Wholesome, and ye said handsome. But you, gallants, Beast that I was to believe ye—— Land. Mine honour; And 'twere not for mine honour- Your house, and you too, if you dare believe me, You will find your own fault: no more words, but do it. Land. You know you may command me. |