May bear it through, thus. Sir, a word with you. Which I would shun, by all means: and, how ever I may deserve from Master Would-be, yet, If not in manners. Per. How is this! Pol. Sweet madam, come nearer to your aim. Since you provoke me with your impudence, Per. What's here? Poetic fury, and historic storms! Pol. The gentleman, believe it, is of worth, And of our nation. Lady. Ay, your White-Friars' nation. Than, thus, to be the patron, or St George, Pol. Nay, an' you be such a one, I must bid To your delights. The case appears too liquid. [Exit. Lady, Ay, you may carry't clear, with your But, for your carnival concupiscence, From furious persecution of the marshal, Per. This is fine, i'faith! And do you use this often? is this part Of your wit's exercise, 'gainst you have occasion? Madam Lady. Go to, sir. Per. Do you hear me, lady? Why, if your knight have set you to beg shirts, Lady. This cannot work you out of my snare. Indeed, your husband told me, you were fair, Lady. This cannot be endur'd by any patience. SCENE III. MOSCA, LADY, and PEREGRINE. Mos. What's the matter, madam? Right not my quest in this, I will protest 'em, man, I saw him land, this morning, at the port. Lady. Is't possible! how has my judgment wandered! Sir, I must, blushing, say to you, I have erred; And plead your pardon. Per. What! more changes yet? Lady. I hope you ha' not the malice to remember A gentlewoman's passion. If you stay In faith, The more you see me, the more I shall conceive You have forgot our quarrel. Per. This is rare! Mos. But you shall eat it: much! [To CORV.] Volt. Here they come, ha' done. That ever vicious nature yet brought forth Mos. I have another witness, if you need, sir, Pardoned: whose timeless bounty makes him, I can produce. Volt. Who is it? Mos. Sir, I have her. SCENE V. Four Avocatori, BONARIO, CELIA, VOL- 1 Avoc. The like of this the senate never 2 Avoc. 'Twill come most strange to them, when we report it. 4 Avoc. The gentlewoman has been ever held Of unreproved name. 3 Avoc. So, the young man. now, Stand here, the most unhappy, innocent person, So 'bove all powers of their gratitude, T' observe the malice, yea, the rage of creatures Such take, even from their crimes. But that, anon, Will more appear. This gentleman, the father, 4 Avoc. The more unnatural part, that of his Hearing of this foul act, with many others, father. 2 Avoc. More of the husband. 1 Avoc. I not know to give His act a name, it is so monstrous ! Which daily struck at his too tender ears, And, grieved in nothing more, than that he could not Preserve himself a parent, (his son's ills 4 Avoc. But the impostor, he is a thing created Growing to that strange flood) at last decreed T'exceed example! 1 Avoc. And all after-times. 2 Avoc. I never heard a true voluptuary Described, but him. 3 Aroc. Appear yet those were cited? Nota. All but the old magnifico, Volpone. 1 Avoc. Why is not he here? Mos. Please your fatherhoods, Here is his advocate. Himself's so weak, So feeble 4 Avoc. What are you? His knave, his pander: I beseech the court, tues, He is not able to endure the air. 2 Avoc. Bring him, however. 3 Avoc. We will see him. 4 Avoc. Fetch him. Volt. Your fatherhoods' fit pleasure be obeyed. Volt. So much more full of danger is his vice, (Mischief doth ever end where it begins) Volt. Then know, most honoured fathers, I The stale to his forged practice, who was glad To be so active, (I shall here desire 2 Avoc. Look to the woman. Corv. Rare! prettily feigned! again! 4 Avoc. Stand from about her. 1 Avoc. Give her the air. 3 Avoc. What can you say? Mos. My wound, For six sous more, would plead against his Maker. May't please your wisdoms, speaks for me, re 1 Avoc. You do forget yourself. Volt. Nay, nay, grave fathers, Let him have scope: can any man imagine That he will spare his accuser, that would not Have spared his parent? 1 Avoc. Well, produce your proofs. Cel. I would I could forget I were a creature! Voit. Signior Corbaccio. 4 dooc. What is he? Volt. The father. 2 Avoc. Has he had an oath? Notar. Yes. Corb. What must I do now? Notar. Your testimony's craved. Corb. Speak to the knave? I'll ha' my mouth, first, stopped with earth; my heart Abhors his knowledge: I disclaim in him. 1 Avoc. But for what cause? Monster of men, swine, goat, wolf, parricide! Bon. Sir, I will sit down, And rather wish my innocence should suffer, Volt. Signior Corvino. 2 Avoc. This is strange! 1 Avoc. Who's this? Notar. The husband. 4 Avoc. Is he sworn? Notar. He is. 3 Avoc. Speak then. ceived In aid of my good patron, when he missed Bon. O, most laid impudence! Fathers- You had your hearing free, so must they theirs. She is a creature of a most professed Volt. May her feignings Not take your wisdoms; but this day she baited A stranger, a grave knight, with her loose eyes, And more lascivious kisses. This man saw ?em Together on the water, in a gondola. Mos. Here's the lady herself that saw 'em too, Without, who then had in the open streets Pursued them, but for saving her knight's honour, 1 Avoc. Produce that lady. 2 Avoc. Let her come. They strike with wonder! 3 Avor. I am turned a stone! Lady. Such a presence: No, surely. Avoc. We will think it. Lady. You may think it. 4 Avoc. You've done a worthy service to the state, sir, In their discovery. 1 Avo. You shall hear, ere night, 1 Avoc. Let her o'ercome. What witnesses What punishment the court decrees upon 'em. have you, To make good your report? Bon. Our consciences. Cel. And Heaven, that never fails the in nocent. 4 Avoc. These are no testimonies. Where multitude and clamours overcome. The testimony comes, that will convince, [VOLPONE is brought in as impotent. And put to utter dumbness their bold tongues. See here, grave fathers, here's the ravisher, The rider on men's wives, the great impostor, The grand voluptuary! Do you not think, These limbs should affect venery? or these eyes Covet a concubine? 'Pray you mark these hands, Are they not fit to stroke a lady's breasts? Perhaps, he doth dissemble! Bon. So he does. Voit. Would you ha' him tortur'd? Volt. Best try him, then, with goads or burning irons; Put him to the strappado: I have heard, As she has known adulterers, or thou strumpets. Have any face, or colour, like to truth? It smell not rank, and most abhorred slander? In impious acts, their constancy abounds: Darnn'd deeds are done with greatest confidence. 1 Avoc. Take 'em to custody, and sever them. [Exeunt BONARIO and CELIA. 2 Avoc. 'Tis pity two such prodigies should live. 1 Avoc. Let the old gentleman be return'd with care: I'm sorry our credulity wrong'd him. [VOLPONE is carried out. 4 Aroc. These are two creatures! 3 Avoc. I have an earthquake in me! 2 Avoc. Their shame (even in their cradles) fled their faces. [Exeunt four Avocatori. Volt. We thank your fatherhoods.How like you it? Mos. Rare. I'd ha' your tongue, sir, tipt with gold, for this; They're bound to erect your statue in St Mark's. Mos. It was much better that you should pro fess Yourself a cuckold, thus, than that the other Should have been prov'd. Corv. Nay, I consider'd that: Now it is her fault. Mos. Then it had been yours. Coro. True. I do doubt this advocate still. You need not, I dare ease you of that care. Mos. Now for your business, sir. Mos. Rest you with both your eyes, sir. Mos. Instantly. Corb. And look, that all, Whatever, be put in, jewels, plate, moneys, Household-stuff, bedding, curtains. Mos. Curtain-rings, sir. Only, the advocate's fee must be deducted. My patron to reform his will; and, for Put in the first; which would appear as begg'd, [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. VOLPONE. Volp. Well, I am here; and all this brunt is past: I ne'er was in dislike with my disguise, 'Till this fled moment; here 'twas good, in pri vate; But, in your public, cave, whilst I breathe. 'Fore God, my left leg 'gan to have the cramp; And I apprehended, strait, some power had struck me With a dead palsy: Well, I must be merry And shake it off. A many of these fears Would put me into some villanous disease, Should they come thick upon me: I'll prevent 'em. Give me a bowl of lusty wine, to fright This humour from my heart; (hum, hum, hum,) [He drinks. 'Tis almost gone already: I shall conquer. Any device, now, of rare, ingenious knavery, That would possess me with a violent laughter, Would make me up, again! So, so, so, so. [Drinks again. This heat is life; 'tis blood, by this time: Mosca! SCENE II. MOSCA, VOLPOne. Mos. How now, sir? does the day look clear Are we recover'd? And wrought out of error, Volp. Exquisite Mosca ! Mos. Was it not carried learnedly? Good wits are greatest in extremities. Mos. It were a folly, beyond thought, to trust Any grand act unto a cowardly spirit: You are not taken with it enough, methinks? Volp. O more than if I had enjoy'd the wench. The pleasure of all womankind's not like it. Mos. Why, now you speak, sir. We must Here we must rest; this is our master-piece: Volp. True, Mos. Yes, and to make So rare a music out of discords- That, yet, to me's the strangest! How th' hast born it! That these, being so divided 'mongst themselves, Should not scent somewhat, or in me or thee, Or doubt their own side. Mos. True, they will not see't. Too much light blinds 'em, I think. Each of 'em Volp. Like a temptation of the devil. Merchants may talk of trade, and your great sig niors Draw it to certain heads, then aggravate, Volp. 'Tis right. I cannot answer him, Mosca, as I would, Not yet; but for thy sake, at thy entreaty, |