FUGITIVE PIECES. THOUGHTS SUGGESTED BY A COLLEGE EXAMINATION.* HIGH in the midst, surrounded by his peers, Happy the youth! in Euclid's axioms tried, Though little versed in any art beside; * No reflection is here intended against the person mentioned under the name of Magnus. He is merely represented as performing an unavoidable function of his office: indeed such an attempt could only recoil upon myself; as that gentleman is now as much distinguished by his eloquence, and the dignified propriety with which he fills his situation, as he was, in his younger days, for wit and conviviality. Who, scarcely skill'd an English line to pen, What! though he knows not how his fathers bled, vance, Or Henry trampled on the crest of France; Though, marv'ling at the name of Magna Charta, Such is the youth, whose scientific pate, Be other orators of pleasing proud, We speak to please ourselves, not move the crowd: Our gravity prefers the muttering tone, A proper mixture of the squeak and groan ; The man, who hopes t' obtain the promised cup, Must in one posture stand, and ne'er look up; Nor stop, but rattle over every word, No matter what, so it can not be heard: Thus let him hurry on, nor think to rest; May safely hope to win the wordy race. The sons of science these, who, thus repaid, Linger in ease in Granta's sluggish shade; Where on Cam's sedgy banks, supine they lie, Unknown, unhonour'd live,-unwept for, die; Dull as the pictures which adorn their halls, They think all learning fix'd within their walls; Yet prizing BENTLEY'S, BRUNCK's, or PORSON'S † note, More than the verse on which the critic wrote; Sad as their wit, and tedious as their tale, To friendship dead, though not untaught to feel, ** Celebrated Critics. The present Greek Professor at Trinity College, Cambridge; a man whose powers of mind and writings may perhaps justify their preference. Since this was written, Lord H. P -y has lost his place, and subsequently (I had almost said CONSEQUENTLY) the honour of representing the University; a fact so glaring requires no comment. Such are the men who learning's treasures guard, TO THE EARL OF 1806. "Tu semper amoris "Sis memor, et cari comitis ne abscedat imago." VALERIUS FLACCUS. I. FRIEND of my youth! when young we roved, With Friendship's purest glow; The bliss which wing'd those rosy hours, On mortals here below. 2. The recollection seems, alone, Dearer than all the joys I've known, |