ADVERTISEMENT. THE history of the following production is briefly this: A lady, fond of blank verse, demanded a poem of that kind from the Author, and gave him the SOFA for a subject. He obeyed; and having much leisure, connected another subject with it; and pursuing the train of thought to which his situation and turn of mind led him, brought forth at length, instead of the trifle which he at first intended, a serious affair-a Volume. In the poem on the subject of Education, he would be very sorry to stand suspected of having aimed his censure at any particular school. His objections are such as naturally apply themselves to schools in general. If there were not, as for the most part there is, wilful neglect in those who manage them, and an omission even of such discipline as they are susceptible of, the objects are yet too numerous for minute attention; and the aching hearts of ten thousand parents, mourning under the bitterest of all disappointments, attest the truth of the allegation. His quarrel, therefore, is with the mischief at large, and not with any particular instance of it. THE TASK. BOOK I. THE SOFA. ARGUMENT:-Historical deduction of seats, from the stool to the sofa, I -A schoolboy's ramble, 109-A walk in the country, 140-The scene described, 159-Rural sounds as well as sights delightful, 181-Another walk, 210-Mistake concerning the charms of solitude corrected, 233Colonnades commended, 252-Alcove, and the view from it, 278-The wilderness, 350-The grove, 354-The thresher, 356-The necessity and the benefits of exercise, 367-The works of nature superior to, and in many instances inimitable by art, 409-The wearisomeness of what is commonly called a life of pleasure, 462-Change of scene sometimes expedient, 506-A common described, and the character of Crazy Kate introduced, 526-Gipsies, 557-The blessings of a civilised life, 592— The state most favourable to virtue, 600-The South Sea islanders compassionated, but chiefly Omai, 620-His present state of mind supposed, 654-Civilised life friendly to virtue, but not great cities, 678-Great cities, and London in particular, allowed their due praise, but censured, 693 - Fête champêtre, 739-The book concludes with a reflection on the fatal effects of dissipation and effeminacy upon our public measures, 749. I SING the SOFA. I who lately sang Truth, Hope, and Charity, and touched with awe Time was, when clothing, sumptuous or for use, 5 As yet black breeches were not, satin smooth, ΙΟ 15 20 25 Improved the simple plan; made three legs four, 30 And o'er the seat, with plenteous wadding stuffed, 35 The full-blown rose, the shepherd and his lass, And parrots with twin cherries in their beak. Now came the cane from India, smooth and bright With Nature's varnish; severed into stripes 40 That interlaced each other, these supplied Of texture firm a lattice-work, that braced The new machine, and it became a CHAIR. 45 Anxious in vain to find the distant floor. In modest mediocrity, content With base materials, sat on well-tanned hides, These for the rich: the rest, whom Fate had placed Obdurate and unyielding, glassy smooth, 50 With here and there a tuft of crimson yarn, Or scarlet crewel, in the cushion fixed; If cushion might be called, what harder seemed 55 Than the firm oak of which the frame was formed. No want of timber then was felt or feared In Albion's happy isle. The lumber stood But elbows still were wanting; these, some say, 60 And some ascribe the invention to a priest Than when employed to accommodate the fair, So sit two kings of Brentford on one throne, 65 70 75 80 85 |