The Humans: A Novel

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Simon and Schuster, Jul 2, 2013 - Fiction - 304 pages
The bestselling, award-winning author of The Midnight Library offers his funniest, most devastating dark comedy yet, a “silly, sad, suspenseful, and soulful” (Philadelphia Inquirer) novel that’s “full of heart” (Entertainment Weekly).

When an extra-terrestrial visitor arrives on Earth, his first impressions of the human species are less than positive. Taking the form of Professor Andrew Martin, a prominent mathematician at Cambridge University, the visitor is eager to complete the gruesome task assigned him and hurry home to his own utopian planet, where everyone is omniscient and immortal.

He is disgusted by the way humans look, what they eat, their capacity for murder and war, and is equally baffled by the concepts of love and family. But as time goes on, he starts to realize there may be more to this strange species than he had thought. Disguised as Martin, he drinks wine, reads poetry, develops an ear for rock music, and a taste for peanut butter. Slowly, unexpectedly, he forges bonds with Martin’s family. He begins to see hope and beauty in the humans’ imperfection, and begins to question the very mission that brought him there.

Praised by The New York Times as a “novelist of great seriousness and talent,” author Matt Haig delivers an unlikely story about human nature and the joy found in the messiness of life on Earth. The Humans is a funny, compulsively readable tale that playfully and movingly explores the ultimate subject—ourselves.
 

Contents

An Illogical Hope in the Face
1
for the Language Learner
8
Corpus Christi
18
Human Clothes
25
Mad People
32
The World as Will and Representation
39
Campion Row
47
A Stranger
54
Where We Are From
95
Grigori Perelman
104
Isobels Dance
110
I Held aJewel in My Fingers
121
The Rhythm of Life
187
Australian Wine
193
The Intruder
203
The Art of Letting Go
210

Primes
61
Glory
68
Emily Dickinson
77
Dishwasher
81
Daniel Russell
88
Platykurtic Distribution
217
Places Beyond Logic
225
Acknowledgments
281
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Matt Haig is the bestselling author of several books including the Alex Award–winning The Radleys, Humans, and The Midnight Library. An alumnus of Hull University and Leeds, his work has been translated into twenty-nine languages. He lives in York with his wife, UK novelist Andrea Semple, and their two children.

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