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Kath. Love me, or love me not, I like the cap; And it I will have, or I will have none.

Pet. Thy gown? why, ay :-Come, taylor, let us fee't. 0 mercy, God! what masking stuff is here? What's this? a fleeve? 'tis like a demi-cannon: What! up and down, carv'd like an apple-tart? Here's fnip, and nip, and cut, and flish, and flash, Like to a cenfer in a barber's fhop:

Why, what, o' devil's name, taylor, call'ft thou this? Hor. I fee, fhe's like to have neither cap nor gown.

Tay. You bid me make it orderly and well,

According to the fashion and the time.

[Afide.

Pet. Marry, and did; but if you be remembred,

I did not bid you mar it to the time.

Go, hop me over every kennel home,

For

you fhall hop without my cuftom, fir: I'll none of it; hence, make your best of it.

Kath. I never faw a better fashion'd gown,
More quaint, more pleafing, nor more commendable:
Belike, you mean to make a puppet of me.

Pet. Why, true; he means to make a puppet of thee. Tay. She fays, your worship means to make a puppet of her.

Pet. Oh monstrous arrogance!

Thou lyeft, thou thread, thou thimble,

Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail,
Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter cricket thou :—
Brav'd in mine own house with á fkein of thread!
Away, thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant;
Or I fhall fo* be-mete thee with thy yard,
As thou shalt think on prating whilst thou liv'st!

be-mete thee]-belabour.

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I tell

I tell thee, I, that thou haft marr'd her

gown.

Tay. Your worship is deceiv'd; the gown is made Just as my master had direction :

Grumio gave order how it fhould be done.

Gru. I gave him no order, I gave him the stuff.
Tay. But how did you desire it should be made?
Gru. Marry, fir, with needle and thread.

Tay. But did you not request to have it cut?
Gru. Thou haft 'fac'd many things.

Tay. I have.

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Gru. Face not me: thou haft " brav'd many men; brave not me; I will neither be fac'd, nor brav'd. I fay unto thee,-I bid thy mafter cut out the gown; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces: ergo, thou liest.

Tay. Why, here is the note of the fashion to teftify.
Pet. Read it.

Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he say I said so.
Tay. Imprimis, a loofe-bodied gown:

Gru. Mafter, if ever I faid "loofe-body'd gown, fow me up in the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread: I faid, a gown.

· Pet. Proceed.

Tay. With a small compass'd cape;

Gru. I confefs the cape.

Tay. With a trunk fleeve ;-
Gru. I confefs two fleeves."
Tay. The fleeves curiously cut.

Pet. Ay, there's the villany.

Gru. Error i' the bill, fir; error i' the bill. I commanded the sleeves fhould be cut out, and fow'd up again;

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and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble.

Tay. This is true, that I fay; an I had thee in place where, thou fhou'dft know it.

Gru. I am for thee straight: take thou the bill, give

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me thy mete-yard, and spare not me.

Hor. God-a-mercy, Grumio! then he fhall have no odds.

Pet. Well, fir, in brief, the gown is not for me.
Gru. You are i' the right, fir; 'tis for my mistress.
Pet. Go, take it up unto thy master's use.

Gru. Villain, not for thy life: Take up my mistress' gown for thy mafter's use!

Pet. Why, fir, what's your conceit in that?

Gru. Oh, fir, the conceit is deeper than you think for; Take up my mistress' gown unto his master's ufe!

Oh, fye, fye, fye!

Pet. Hortenfio, fay thou wilt fee the taylor paid :

Go take it hence; be gone, and fay no more.

[Afide.

Hor. Taylor, I'll pay thee for thy gown to-morrow. Take no unkindness of his hafty words:

Away, I fay; commend me to thy mafter. [Exit Taylor.
Pet. Well, come, my Kate, we will unto your father's,
Even in these honeft mean habiliments;

Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor:
For 'tis the mind that makes the body rich;
And as the fun breaks through the darkest clouds,
So honour peereth in the meanest habit.
What, is the jay more precious than the lark,
Because his feathers are more beautiful?

Or is the adder better than the eel,

P the bill,]-weapon-and taylor's bill. mete-yard]-measuring yard.

Because

Because his painted skin contents the eye ?
Oh, no, good Kate; neither art thou the worse
For this poor furniture, and mean array.
If thou account'ft it fhame, lay it on me:
And therefore, frolick; we will hence forthwith,
To feast and sport us at thy father's house.-
Go, call my men, and let us straight to him
And bring our horfes unto Long-lane end,
There will we mount, and thither walk on foot.-
Let's fee; I think, 'tis now some seven o'clock,
And well we may come there by dinner time.
Kath. I dare affure you, fir, 'tis almost two;
And 'twill be fupper-time, ere you come there.
Pet. It fhall be feven, ere I go to horse :
Look, what I fpeak, or do, or think to do,
You are still croffing it.-Sirs, let't alone;
I will not go to-day and ere I do,

It fhall be what o'clock I fay it is.

Hor. Why, fo! this gallant will command the fun. [Exit Petruchio, Katharine, and Hortenfia.

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Before Baptifta's House.

Enter Tranio, and the Pedant dressed like Vincentio.

Tra. Sir, this is the house; Please it you, that I call? Ped. Ay, what else? and, but I be deceiv'd, Signior Baptifta may remember me,

Near twenty years ago, in Genoa

Tra. Where you were lodgers at the Pegasus.'Tis well; and hold your own, in any case,

With fuch aufterity as 'longeth to a father,

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Enter Biondello.

Ped. I warrant you: But, fir, here comes your boy; 'Twere good, he were school'd.

Tra. Fear you not him. Sirrah, Biondello, Now do your duty thoroughly, I advise you; Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio.

Bion. Tut! fear not me.

Tra. But haft thou done thy errand to Baptifta?

Bion. I told him, that your father was in Venice; And that you look'd for him this day in Padua.

Tra. Thou'rt a' tall fellow; hold thee that to drink. Here comes Baptifta :-fet your countenance, fir.

Enter Baptifta, and Lucentio.

Signior Baptifta, you are happily met:

Sir, this is the gentleman I told you of;

I

pray you, ftand good father to me now,

Give me Bianca for my patrimony.

Ped. Soft, fon!

Sir, by your leave; having come to Padua
To gather in fome debts, my fon Lucentio
Made me acquainted with a weighty cause
Of love between your daughter and himself:
And, for the good report I hear of you;

And for the love he beareth to your daughter,
And fhe to him,-to ftay him not too long,
I am content, in a good father's care,

To have him match'd; and,-if you please to like
No worse than I, fir,-upon fome agreement,
Me fhall you find ready and willing

With one confent to have her fo bestow'd;

For 'curious I cannot be with you,

tall]-brave, clever.

• curious]-fcrupulous.

Signior

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