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war; "for Heaven's sake don't exasperate him!"

The exasperated mouse and the intimidated beholders are still on duty, it seems, in Mr. Howells' good-natured farce, "The Mouse Trap "; but the lions are the painters, and the sex is conveniently changed. Every woman who comes into the room in his little drama takes more or less gracefully to chair or table, when the mouse is announced; and even the Irish domestic follows them, though I have generally found Bridget ready to enforce home rule vigorously on such intruders by the aid of a pair of tongs. The only person in the tale who is not frightened is a man, and he is not severely tested, inasmuch as it was he who invented the mouse. But he is all ready to punish the ladies for their timidity, and, with a discipline severer than that of the British army, prohibits them from ever again attacking the political opponents of their sex. What if the Queen of England had caused General to be cashiered for cowardice by reason of his retreat before the "exasperated" animal?

Crossing the Atlantic once, and talking with the surgeon of the ocean steamer, I was told by him that in his wide experience he had found women, on the whole, cooler than men in case of disaster at sea. He told me of one occasion when they expected that the vessel would ultimately sink, and he asked the one woman on board to remain a few minutes in the cabin with her children, because they would be in the way on deck, he promising to call them in ample time for safety. When he went below, all was so quiet in the cabin that he thought they must have gone elsewhere, but he found the mother sitting on the sofa with the three children around her, telling them stories in a low voice to keep them still. All were carefully dressed in their warmest clothes, with everything tied carefully about them, ready for any emergency. She also had a small hand bag packed with a few essentials and a pillowcase filled with ship bread, and securely tied at the top. his expressing surprise at the last piece of thoughtfulness, she said that she had been shipwrecked once before, and that a whole boat's crew had subsisted for several days upon a similar supply, which no one else had happened to remember. "She was the very coolest person," he said, " with whom I ever made a voyage."

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It is pleasant to see that the reports of passengers on the ill-fated "Oregon" agree in the statement that the women on board behaved well. "An elderly gentleman," after describing the passengers as rushing on deck half-clothed and half-awake, says that "the ladies behaved splendidly, considering the circumstances." Mr. M. J. Emerson says that "most of the men were very much excited; the ladies, however, were very cool and self-possessed." Mrs. Emerson "spoke of the coolness of the ladies, saying that it was very noticeable." "Whatever you say about it," said Mr. S. Newton Beach, a London merchant, "say this: that the coolest persons on board were the ladies, as they always are when the case is not one of a mouse, but one of real danger."

What is the secret of this curious variableness of emotion, this undisguised terror of the little, this courage before that which is great? It may be said that women are cool in shipwreck because they are merely passive, or because they expect to be taken care of. But all military experience shows that the passive condition is least favorable to courage. The severest test of soldiers is to keep still under fire when they themselves can do nothing; the mere order to march or shoot is an immense relief to the nervous tension. Then as to the certainty of being taken care of, that is the very thing that never looks quite sure to the person most concerned, especially where, as on the "Oregon," women see the firemen taking possession of boats and running away with them before their eyes. Still, it is fair to remember that a good deal of the apparent excitement and confusion among men in a shipwreck, as at a fire, comes from the fact that they feel called upon as men to bustle about and see if they can find something to do-a necessity under which women do not labor.

When it comes to the test of the mouse, I fancy that we really pass beyond the domain of physical courage, and enter that of nervous excitability. I was once told by a very courageous woman that men also, if they wore long skirts, would probably scream and jump up on chairs whenever a mouse showed itself. The feeling is not properly to be called fear, any more than is the shriek of a girl when her wicked brother puts a caterpillar on her neck; she does not seriously think that the little woolly thing will hurt her, but it makes her "crawl." Great men and warriors have had similar nervous loathings for some particular animal. Shylock says,

"Some men there are love not a gaping pig,

Some that are mad if they behold a cat,"

and he adds that "there is no firm reason to be rendered" for these shrinkings. So the mouse and the caterpillar do not decide the question, while the general fact doubtless is that the outlets of tears and terrors are made easier in the case of women, without thereby prejudicing their capacity for great endurance. The woman who weeps over a little disappointment may be the same woman who watches without sleep for night after night over her sick husband. She who shuts her eyes and screams at the sight of the lightning may yet go in the path of rifle bullets to save her child. Apparently there is a difference of sex, in this respect, that runs through all nature. The lion with his mighty mane is the natural protector of the lioness; but hunters say that his mate, when in charge of her young, is the more formidable. In what may be called aggressive courage, man is doubtless the superior; but woman's courage is more the creature of self-devotion, and woman's cowardice more purely a matter of nerves.

THE JACKDAW OF RHEIMS.

BY RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM.

(From the "Ingoldsby Legends.")

[RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM, English humorist and antiquary, was born December 6, 1788, at Canterbury; died June 17, 1845, at London. Of a good old family, with a jolly and literary father, he had a first-rate private education, finished at St. Paul's in London, and at Brasenose College, Oxford. Entering the church, he held livings in the district near Romney Marsh, with smuggling its chief trade and desperadoes its most noted denizens; he made rich literary capital out of it later. Finally he obtained livings in London, and became a member of a famous circle of wits, including Sydney Smith and Theodore Hook. In 1834 he began in Bentley's Miscellany the series of "Ingoldsby Legends," chiefly in verse, which still remain in unabated popularity, another series appearing in Colburn's New Monthly Magazine in 1843; they are largely burlesque developments of medieval church legends or other stories, or local traditions.]

THE Jackdaw sat on the Cardinal's chair!
Bishop, and abbot, and prior were there;
Many a monk, and many a friar,
Many a knight, and many a squire,

With a great many more of lesser degree

In sooth a goodly company;

And they served the Lord Primate on bended knee.
Never, I ween, Was a prouder seen,

Read of in books, or dreamed of in dreams,
Than the Cardinal Lord Archbishop of Rheims !

In and out Through the motley rout That little Jackdaw kept hopping about; Here and there Like a dog in a fair

Over comfits and cakes, And dishes and plates, Cowl and cope, and rochet and pall,

Miter and crosier! he hopped upon all!

With saucy air, He perched on the chair

Where, in state, the great Lord Cardinal sat

In the great Lord Cardinal's great red hat;

And he peered in the face Of his Lordship's Grace, With a satisfied look, as if he would say,

"We two are the greatest folks here to-day!"

And the priests, with awe, As such freaks they saw, Said, "The devil must be in that little Jackdaw!"

The feast was over, the board was cleared,
The flawns and the custards had all disappeared,
And six little Singing Boys, dear little souls!
In nice clean faces, and nice white stoles,

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Came, in order due, Two by two Marching that grand refectory through.

A nice little boy held a golden ewer,
Embossed and filled with water, as pure
As any that flows between Rheims and Namur,
Which a nice little boy stood ready to catch
In a fine golden hand-basin made to match.
Two nice little boys, rather more grown,
Carried lavender water and eau de Cologne;
And a nice little boy had a nice cake of soap,
Worthy of washing the hands of the Pope.
One little boy more A napkin bore,

Of the best white diaper, fringed with pink,
And a Cardinal's Hat marked in "permanent ink."

The great Lord Cardinal turns at the sight

Of these nice little boys dressed all in white:

From his finger he draws His costly turquoise;

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