That you, which are an honest man and worthy, Rom. Well, sir. Char. Thou art known Valiant without defect, rightly defined, As tender to endure it; not a brabbler, Rom, Pish, pish! what needs this, my lord? To throw aspersions on him? Or so weakly Why should my gentleness beget abuse? Rom. Not for the world. Oh! it will strike disease into your bones, And of your own; nor speech, but to wish thus, Char. Thou dost strike A deathful coldness to my heart's high heat, If a fault belonging to my mind, I'll cut it off Rom. I will die first, Glewed, as if love had locked them; their words flow And melt each other's, like two circling flames, As if you had no drop of choler mixed Char. You did not see him on my couch within, Like George a-horseback, on her, nor a-bed? Rom. No. Char, Ha! ha! Rom. Laugh you! E'en so did your wife, And her indulgent father. Char. They were wise: Would'st have me be a fool? Rom. No, but a man. Char. There is no dram of manhood to sus pect, On such thin airy circumstance as this; And idle searcher of such lean, nice, toys! Fly to such matches, where the bridegroom doubts Thou buzzing drone, that 'bout my ears dost hum, To strike thy rankling sting into my heart, Rom. Is't possible?-Farewell, fine honest man! | Which now thy tardy sluggishness will admit. And keep her, I think.-Phoh! I am a fire Char. Didst thou never see me Rom. Yes, and pursue a foe Like lightning. Char. Prithee, see me so no more. I can be so again.-Put up thy sword: Rom. Come, fright your foes with this, sir; Į am your friend, And dare stand by you thus. Char. Thou'rt not my friend; Or being so, thou'rt mad; I must not buy Shuffled again to chaos; but there's none. Rom. A dull Dutch rather:-Fall and cool, my Boil not in zeal of thy friend's hurt so high, man. Something I must do, mine own wrath to assuage, And note my friendship to an after-age. [Erit. ACT IV. SCENE I.-A Room in NoVALL'S House. burnt me. Oh! fie upon it!-O lord! he has made me smell, for all the world, like a flax, or a red-headed woman's chamber: Powder, powder, NOVALL junior discovered seated before a look-powder! Perf. Oh, sweet lord! Nov. jun, Monsieur Liladam! Aymer! how Noo. jun. Mend this a little: Pox! thou hast allow you the model of these clothes? Aymer. Admirably, admirably; oh, sweet lord! assuredly it is pity the worms should eat thee. Page. Here is a fine cell! a lord, a taylor, a perfumer, a barber, and a pair of monsieurs : Three to three, as little wit in the one, as honesty in the other. S'foot, I'll into the country again, learn to speak truth, drink ale, and converse with my father's tenants: here I hear nothing all day, but-upon my soul! as I am a gentleman, and an honest man! Aymer. I vow and affirm, your taylor must needs be an expert geometrician; he has the longitude, latitude, altitude, profundity, every dimension of your body, so exquisitely-Here is a lace laid as directly, as if truth were a taylor. Page. That were a miracle. Lilad. With a hair's breadth's error, there is a shoulder-piece cut, and the base of a pickadille in puncto. Aymer. You are right, monsieur, his vestments sit as if they grew upon him; or art had wrought them on the same loom, as nature framed his lordship; as if your taylor were deeply read in astrology, and had taken measure of your honourable body, with a Jacob's staff, an ephimerides. Tayl. I am bound to ye, gentlemen! Page. You are deceived; they will be bound to you: You must remember to trust thein none. Nov. jun. Nay, 'faith, thou art a reasonable, neat artificer, give the devil his due. Page. Aye, if he would but cut the coat according to the cloth still. Nov. jun. I now want only my mistress's approbation, who is, indeed, the most polite punctua queen of dressing in all Burgundy-pah! and makes all other young ladies appear as if they came from board last week out of the country. Is it not true, Liladam? Lilad. True, my lord! as if any thing your lordship could say, could be otherwise than true. Not. jun. Nay, o' my soul, it is so; what fouler object in the world, than to see a young, fair, handsome beauty, unhandsomely dighted, and incongruently accoutered; or a hopeful chevalier, unmethodically appointed, in the external ornaments of nature? For, even as the index tells us the contents of stories, and directs to the particular chapters, even so does the outward habit and superficial order of garments (in man or woman,) give us a taste of the spirit, and demonstratively point (as it were a manual note from the margin) all the internal quality and habiliment of the soul; and there cannot be a more evident, palpable, gross manifestation of poor, degenerate, dunghilly blood and breeding, than arude, unpolished, disordered, and slovenly outside. Page. An admirable lecture! ah, all you gallants, that hope to be saved by your clothes, edify, edify! Aymer. By the lard, sweet lard! thou deservest a pension of the state. Page. O' the taylors; two such lords were able to spread taylors over the face of a whole kingdom. Nov. jun. 'Pox o' this glass! It flatters.-I could find in my heart to break it. Page. O, save the glass, my lord! and break their heads: They are the greater flatterers, I assure you. Aymer. Flatters! detracts, impairs.-Yet, put it bye, Lest thou, dear lord, Narcissus-like, should'st doat Lilad. Oh, that I were the Infanta queen of Who, but thyself, sweet lord, should marry me? Nov. jun. I marry? Were there a queen of the world, not I. Wedlock? No, padlock; horse-lock; I wear spurs (He capers. To keep it off my heels. Yet, my Aymer, Enter PONTALIER and MALOTIN. Three hours to speak with you, and take it not well, Such magpies are admitted, whilst I dance Lilad. Magpies! What do ye take me for? Pont. A long thing, with a most unpromising face. Aymer. I'll never ask him what he takes me for. Malot. Do not, sir, Pont. Art not thou a barber-surgeon? Pont. My lord is sorely troubled with two scabs. Lilad. Aymer. Humph Pont. I prythee, cure him of them. Thy gall sure is overflown: These are my council, Pont. Of perfume and apparel! Can you rise, And spend five hours in dressing-talk with these? Nov. jun. Thou'dst have me be a dog: Up, stretch, and shake, And ready for all day. Pont. Sir, would you be More curious in preserving of your honour Trim, it were more manly. I am come to wake Your reputation from this lethargy You let it sleep in; to persuade, importune, Nay, to provoke you, sir, to call to account This colonel Romont, for the foul wrong, Which, like a burden, he hath laid on you, And, like a drunken porter, you sleep under. 'Tis all the town talks; and, believe it, sir, If your tough sense persist thus, you are undone, Utterly lost; you will be scorned and baffled By every lacquey: season now your youth I borrowed it of you, and now will pay it : To bear your challenge; if you'll write, your fate Fight with close breeches, thou may'st think I Do not mistake me, coz, I'm very valiant; Pont. Farewell, sir! I pity you. Such living lords walk their dead honour's graves, [Exeunt PONTALIER and MALOTIN. Lilad. 'Sfoot, Colbrand, the low giant! let's go. A fiddler? you are deceived: Look! I'll pay you. Lilad. Was there ever so base a fellow? Lilad. A most uncivil groom. Lilad. Let him alone, let him alone: thou shalt lose thy aim, fellow; if we stir against thee, hang us. Page. 'Sfoot, I think they have the better on Litad. Nay, my lord! we will not offer to dishonour you so much as to stay by you, since he's alone. Nov. jun. Hark you! Aymer. We doubt the cau e, and will not disparage you so much as to take your lordship's quarrel in hand. Plague on him, how he has crumpled our bands! Page. I'll e'en away with them, for this soldier beats Man, woman, and child. [Exeunt all but NOVALL and ROMONT. Nov. jun. What mean you, sir? My people! And [Locks the door. your door's locked, yet for no hurt to you, But privacy. Call up your blood again:-Be not afraid, I do beseech you, sir; And therefore come, without more circumstance, Nov. jun. Tell you! Why, sir, not. Rom. I will be your confounder, if you do Rom. Nothing but line your brain-pan, sir, If you not satisfy me suddenly. I am desperate of my life, and command yours. She's yet untouched, more than her face and I cannot call her innocent; for, I yield, Kom. But, may I build Nov. jun. As upon your faith. Under your hand, (shake not,) ne'er to frequent Rom. Let me see this first is right: Rom. Your heart else, I assure you. Rom. So, keep this last article [Erit. Nov. jun. Good devil to your rogueship! No man's safe I'll have a cannon planted in my chamber Enter BELLAPERT hastily. So long as he continues in the bounds But speak of something else; this is a theme Beaum. He is a gentleman, (For so his quality speaks him) well received Among our greatest gallants; but yet holds His main dependence from the young lord Novall. Some tricks and crotchets he has in his head, Char. I never was an enemy to it, Beaumont; Nor yet do I subscribe to the opinion Of those old captains, that thought nothing musical, But cries of yielding enemies, neighing of horses, Clashing of armour, loud shouts, drums and trumpets: Nor, on the other side, in favour of it, I love it to the worth of it, and no farther.- Beaum. He prevents my calling of him. Enter AYMER, speaking to one within. Aymer. Let the coach be brought To the back gate, and serve the banquet up— My good lod Charalois! I think my house Much honoured in your presence. Char. To have means To know you better, sir, has brought me hither, A willing visitant; and you'll crown my welcome In making me a witness to your skill, With your intent, my lord, you should have found me Better provided: Now, such as it is, [To Musicians within. Char. Shall we not see them? Aymer. This little distance from the instru ments Will to your ears convey the harmony With more delight. Char. I'll not contend. Aymer. You are tedious. (To the Musicians. By this means shall with one banquet please Two companies, those within, and these gulls here. [Music and a song. Citizens' Song of the Courtier. Beaumel. within. Ha! ha ha! Char. How's this! It is my lady's laugh, most certain. When I first pleased her, in this merry language. She gave me thanks. [Aside. Beaum. How like you this? Char. 'Tis rare Yet I may be deceived, and should be sorry, To write myself in the black list of those I have declaimed against, and to Romont. [Aside. Aymer. I would he were well off!—Perhaps your lordship Likes not these sad tunes? I have a new song, Set to a lighter note, may please you better; 'Tis called The Happy Husband. Char. Pray you sing it. Courtier's Song of the Citizens. What though thy shelves be ne'er so bare, Each man will cheapen, foe and friend; |