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ther's fhadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of the male: it is often fo, indeed, but not of the father's fubftance.

Shal. Do you like him, Sir John?

Fal. Shadow will ferve for fummer; prick him; for we have a number of fhadows to fill up the mufter-book. Shal. Thomas Wart.

Fal. Where's he?

Wart. Here, Sir.

Fal. Is thy name Wart?

Wart. Yea, Sir.

Fal. Thou art a very ragged wart.

Shal. Shall I prick him down, Sir John?

Fal. It were fuperfluous; for his apparel is built upon his back, and the whole frame ftands upon pins; prick him no more.

Shal. Ha, ha, ha, you can do it, Sir*

; you can do it: I commend you well. Francis Feeble. Feeble. Here, Sir.

Fal. What trade art thou, Feeble?
Feeble. A woman's tailor, Sir.

Shal. Shall I prick him, Sir?

Fal. You may: but if he had been a man's tailor, he would have prick'd you. Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battle, as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat?

Feeble. I will do my good will, Sir; you can have

no more.

Fal. Well faid, good woman's tailor; well faid, courageous Feeble: thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or moft magnanimous moufe. Prick the woman's tailor well, Mafter Shallow, deep, Mafter Shallow.

Feeble. I would Wart might have gone, Sir.

Fal. I would thou wert a man's tailor, that thou might'st mend him, and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to be a private foldier, that is the leader of so many thousands. Let that fuffice, moft forcible Feeble. Feeb. It fhall fuffice.

Fal. I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble. Who is the next?

i. e. you know how to jest.

Shal.

Shal. Peter Bull-calf of the green.

Fal. Yea, marry, let us fee Bull-calf.

Bul. Here, Sir.

Fal. Trust me, a likely fellow. Come, prick me Bull-calf, till he roar again.

Bul. Oh, good my Lord Captain

Fal. What, doft thou roar before th'art prick'd? Bul. Oh, Sir, I am a diseased man.

Fal. What disease haft thou?

Bul. A whorfon cold, Sir; a cough, Sir, which I caught with ringing in the King's affairs, upon his coronation-day, Sir.

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Fal. Come, thou fhalt go to the wars in a gown: we will have away thy cold, and I will take fuch order that thy friends shall ring for thee. Is here all?

Shal. There is two more called than your number; you must have but four here, Sir; and fo, I pray you, go in with me to dinner.

Fal. Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to fee you, in good troth, Mafter Shallow.

Shal. O, Sir John, do you remember fince we lay all night in the wind-mill in St. George's fields? Fal. No more of that, good Master Shallow, no more of that.

Shal. Ha! it was a merry night. And is Jane Night-work alive.

Fal. She lives, Mafter Shallow.

Shal. She never could away with me.

Fal. Never, never: fhe would always fay, she could not abide Mafter Shallow.

Shal. By the mafs, I could anger her to the heart: she was then a Bona-roba. Doth fhe hold her own well? Fal. Old, old, Mafter Shallow.

Shal. Nay, she must be old, fhe cannot chufe but be old; certain, she's old, and had Robin Night-work by old Night-work, before I came to Clement's inn. Sil. That's fifty-five years ago.

Shal. Ha, coufin Silence, that thou hadst feen that that this knight and I have feen!-Hah, Sir John, faid I well?

Fal.

Fal. We have heard the chimes at midnight, Mafter Shallow.

Shal. That we have, that we have, in faith, Sir John, we have: our watchword was, Hem, boys.— Come, let's to dinner; oh, the days that we have seen! come, come.

Bul. Good Mafter Corporate Bardolph, ftand my friend, and here is four Harry ten fhillings in French crowns for you: in very truth, Sir, I had as lief be hang'd, Sir, as go; and yet for my own part, Sir, I do not care, but rather because I am unwilling, and, for mine own part, have a defire to ftay with my friends; elfe, Sir, I do not care for mine own part fo much. Bard. Go to; ftand afide.

Moul. And, good Mafter Corporal Captain, for myold dame's fake ftand my friend: fhe hath no body to do any thing about her when I am gone, and she's old, and cannot help herself: you fhall have forty, Sir. Bard. Go to; ftand afide.

Feeble. I care not, a man can die but once; we owe God a death; I will never bear a bafe mind; if it be. my deftiny, fo; if it be not, fo. No man is too good to ferve his prince; and let it go which way it will, he that dies this year, is quit for the next.

Bard. Well faid, thou art a good fellow.
Feeble. 'Faith, I will bear no bafe mind.

Fal. Come, Sir, which men fhall I have?
Shal. Four of which you please.

Bard. Sir, a word with you.-I have three pound to free Mouldy and Bull-calf.

Fal. Go to: well.

Shal. Come, Sir John, which four will you have? Fal. Do you chufe for me.

Shal. Marry then, Mouldy, Bull-calf, Feeble, and Shadow.

Fal. Mouldy, and Bull-calf:for you, Mouldy, ftay at home till you are paft fervice; and for your part, Bull-calf, grow till you come unto it. I will none of you.

Shal. Sir John, Sir John, do not yourself wrong; they are your likelieft men, and I would have you ferv'd with the beft.

Fal.

Fal. Will you tell me, Mafter Shallow, how to chufe a man? Care I for the limb, the thewes, the ftature, bulk and big femblance of a man? give me the spirit, Mafter Shallow. Here's Wart; you fee what a ragged appearance it is: he fhall charge you and discharge you with the motion of a pewterer's hammer; come off and on, swifter than he that gibbets on the brewer's bucket. And this fame half-face'd fellow Shadow, give me this man, he prefents no mark to the enemy; the foman may with as great aim level at the edge of a penknife; and, for a retreat, how fwiftly will this Feeble, the woman's tailor, run off? O give me the fpare men, and fpare me the great ones. Put me a caliver into Wart's hand, Bardolph.

Bard. Hold, Wart, traverse; thus, thus, thus.

Fal. Come, manage me your caliver: fo, very well, go to, very good, exceeding good. O, give me always a little, lean, old, chopt, bald fhot. Well faid, Wart, thou art a good scab: hold, there is a teiter for thee.

Shal. He is not his craft-mater, he doth not do it right. I remember at Mile-end Green, when I lay at Clement's inn, I was then Sir Dagonet in arthur's show; there was a little quiver fellow, and he would manage you his piece thus; and he would about, and about, and come you in, and come you in: Rah, tah, tah, would he fay, Bounce, would he fay, and away again would he go, and again would he come. 1 fnall never fee fuch a fellow.

Fal. Thefe fellows will do well. Mafter Shallow, God keep you; farewel, Maiter Silence. I will not use many words with you, fare you well, Gentlemen both. I thank you, I must a dozen mile to-night. Bardolph, give the foldiers coats.

Shal. Sir John, heaven bless you, and profper your affairs, and fend us peace. As you return, visit my houfe. Let our old acquaintance be renewed: peradventure I will with you to the court.

Fal. I would you would, Maiter Shallow.

Shal. Go to: I have ipoke at a word. Fare you

well.

[Exit.

Fal. Fare you well, gentle gentlemen. On, Bardolph, lead the men away. “As I return, I will fetch

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"off thefe Justices. I do fee the bottom of Justice "Shallow. How fubject we old men are to this vice "of lying! this fame ftarv'd Juftice hath done no

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thing but prated to me of the wildnefs of his youth, " and the feats he hath done about Turnbal-street; "and every third word a lye, more duly paid to the "hearer than the Turk's tribute. I do remember him "at Clement's inn, like a man made after supper of a cheeseparing. When he was naked, he was for "all the world like a forked radifh, with a head fantaftically carv'd upon it with a knife. He was fo for"lorn, that his dimenfions to any thick fight were in"vifible. He was the very genius of famine, yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores call'd him mandrake: he came ever in the rere-ward of the fashion; and fung thofe tunes to the over-fcutch'd * huswives that he heard the carmen whistle, and fware they were his fancies or his good-nights. And now is this vice's dagger become a fquire, and talks as familiarly of John of Gaunt as if he had been fworn brother to him: and I'll be fworn, he never faw him but once in the tiltyard, and then he broke his head for crouding among the Marshal's men. I faw it, and told John of Gaunt he beat his own name; for you might have truss'd him and all his apparel into an eel-skin: the cafe of a treble hoboy was a manfion for him, a court; and now hath he land and beeves. Well, I will be acquainted with him, if I return; and it fhall go hard but I will make him a philofopher's two ftones † to me. If the young dace be a bait for the old pike, I fee no reason in the law of nature but I may fnap at him. Let time fhape, and there's an end.

i. e. whipp'd, carted.

[Exeunt.

+ One of which was an univerfal medicine, and the other a tranfmuter of bafer metals into gold. Mr. Warburton.

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