Twisted: Tales from the Wacky Side of Life

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Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2006 - Humor - 304 pages
Filled with tales of outlandish human endeavors,Twistedwill have you shaking your head and laughing out loud. For example, the 18th-century lawyer Hugh Brackenridge had a unique response when challenged to a duel: "If you want to try your pistols, take some object, a tree or a barn door, about my dimensions. If you hit that, send me word; and I shall acknowledge that if I had been in the same place, you might also have hit me."

Celebrating the crazy things people do and their strange accomplishments in all fields of human activity,Twistedcovers a wide range of subjects such as history, the arts, pop culture, sports, and science. The book also investigates entertaining oddities of nature, such as fish that change sex in polluted rivers.

Enjoy these other hilarious Twisted tales:

When he was a guest on theTonight Show, movie star Tom Hanks and host Jay Leno chatted about uncomfortable moments in public restrooms. "Do you ever want to ask the guy next to you to leave so you can go?" Leno asked. "No," Hanks said. "I usually say, 'Come here. I want to show you something.'"

"It often happens that I wake at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it," Pope John XXII reported. "Then I wake up completely and remember I am the Pope."

 

Contents

FIVE
4
NINETEEN
17
TWENTY
59
7 Million for Cats and Other Odd Ways to Get Rid of Money
67
1
71
Weird Ways to
79
NINE
102
ELEVEN
132
FIFTEEN
185
SIXTEEN
197
SEVENTEEN
210
EIGHTEEN
223
The OneDay President and Other Odds and Ends
247
TWENTYONE
260
Strange Strategies
271
TWENTYTWO
274

THIRTEEN
161
FOURTEEN
172

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Page 4 - I am under apprehensions you might hit me. That being the case, I think it most advisable to stay at a distance.
Page xii - I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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