The Handbook of Law Firm Mismanagement for the 21st Century

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Catbird Press, 2003 - Humor - 224 pages
America’s expert on law firm mismanagement is back with a whole new array of humorous committee meetings, memos, speeches, and consultants’ reports that present lawyers acting not like sharks, but rather floundering in a sea of dilemmas. The lawyers at the fictitious firm Fairweather, Winters & Sommers consider the advantages of merging and going virtual, bicker over a firm web site, and in front of a morning talk-show audience, try to understand economics, and scramble to figure out what to do when a big corporate client gets caught being unusually unethical. A sports-mogul client argues for drafting law-school graduates as if they were athletes, and a look into the future finds lawyers trolling outer space for new business. As ever, the firm’s founder, Stanley Fairweather, gets the last, wise word. Imagination and humor drive this law firm send-up, which turns a dull topic into hilarious farce and entertains lawyers while showing them the error of their ways.
 

Contents

Introduction Survival of the Unfittest
9
Now Pronounce You
15
Nobodys Business
25
See No Evil Hear No Evil Speak No Evil
34
Foreign Capital
44
Economically Speaking
55
The Last Word
65
Sex and Practice
73
Justice Beyond
123
Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
129
A Game of Chance
140
Gym Dandy
151
Freedom to Associate
163
The Last Word
174
The Partys Over
180
The Whole Lawyer
190

Well Schooled
82
Does Anyone Have a Match?
92
Heaven Can Wait
102
Temporarily Out of Order
107
The Last Word
116
Partnership Assets
196
Onward and Ever Upward
206
Which Solution?
217
End of an Era
223
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Arnold B. Kanter is a lawyer. He is the author of four other volumes in the Law Firm Mismanagement series and The Lawyer’s Big Book of Fun and The Essential Book of Interviewing. He lives in Evanston, Illinois.

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