141 -Whoa! -Eloquence. Snow storm. THE NIAGARA INDEX. Index Rerum. The warm guy. --I left me happy home far ye. 139 -Chauncey de Phew is the straw boss. "There are four others on this table." -The poor things were driven to death. --Dick settles all arguments at the table. -"Benny! Dick! Shamus! Domino!!" -The leader of the sceptics: where is he? -Put that definition in a refrigerator, Dick. -Trump. left the hard words severely alone. -Some men have bigger eyes than stomachs. -A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a pony! -Pete would kick if he was dead seven years. -Can you prove a rule that has no exceptions? -The billiard associations have become socialist. -I wonder who took a header out of the sleigh? -Four plates of stew and sixteen pieces of bread. -Say, Dris., isn't Sandy fast enough for the track? -Horses stabled at moderate rates; apply at room 41. -The crawlers were afraid to part with their curly locks. -Wanted: A ball and chain for the barber's newspaper. -"Never mind the horses; don't let the wagon drown!" -Del. denies that he is a lychnobite, but we know better. -Where are the snow shovelers? Fresh air is at a premium. -Oh, for a sleigh! oh, for a sleigh! we have horses galore. -As "Cholly" takes the dish all his neighbors say goodbye. -The Youngstown farmer has proved himself an able detective. -Luke would have had his hair cut, but he is short enough now. -Is Dic., Doc., Duke, or is Del. chief mogul of the lychnobites? -I can't do it by algebra, but I can do it by mathematics. Eh, Mike? The mayor says that there is no truth in the report that he is bankrupt. -Oh, that some would condescend to recognize the dictionary occasionally. -The Fourth corridor has every reason to feel proud of the brave life-saving crew who, on last Monday, under the able management of Capt. Deadwood, did such effective work in saving the wreck on the College pond. eng HEN reading or writing it is a great annoyance to be compelled to continually remove one's glasses. Our model half-eye does away with that. Fox Optical Company of J. W. Jarvis. Suc dfs Main St., Tift House Block, next to THOMAS E. 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The Academy is under the direction of the Sisters of St. Joseph. It is situated on the west side of Main Street, adjoining the Park, one of the most eligible sites in the City in regard to health and seclusion. The grounds are extensive and handsomely laid out in evergreen shaded walks and lawns The apartments designed for the use of the pupils afford every convenience conducive to health. comfort, and pleasure. The curriculum of studies is the same as other modern academies where heart, hands and brain are trained to occupy a sphere of usefulness in the future. Terms for Boarders--Board and Tuition, per annum, $150. ST. JOSEPH'S ACADEMY James F. Murphy, EMMITSBURG, MD. Gonducted by the Sisters of Charity GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT, Room B, Arcade Building, BEAUTIFULLY SITUATED among the blue Ridge Mountains Niagara Falls, N.Y. AMONG RIDGE MOUNTAINS Classical and Scientific Courses. Specially Organized Departments of Music and Art. Be Sure and Patronize THE MILLER & BRUNDAGE : : : : : We have, at great expense, establish ed a coach system in connection with our Omnibus and Baggage business, a new departure in this line, and cɔn Well Equipped Library and Laboratory. ducted upon a business basis. We so Steam Heat and Electric Light. 1 conduct our business that it will not meet with adverse criticism and the public shall have no opportunity of questioning the manner or motives of our employees. Our prices are mode Terms, $250.00 per Academic Year. rate and uniform, Our agents, in REFINISH YOUR FIXTURES Before they get too Black. They will look like New. uniform, are on all trains and at the railroad stations. They will inform persons as to the time required and the cost of visiting all Points of Interest about the Falls and Whirlpool. Do not fail to give us a call. EUROPEAN HOTEL Our Beeswax Candles are the best made. Send for Samples and Prices. THIS INSTITUTION is beautifully situated on a high and healthy location, overlook- E. MURPHY, Che Niagara Electric Co. DEALER IN Telephone 226 A. H. C. BLAKE, FRESH, SALT, SMOKED CONSTRUCTION AND SUPPLIES. 17 FALLS ST., -AND CORNED MEATS. WHOLESALE DEALER IN BEEF. Main Street, LEWISTON, N. Y. 18 Falls Street, NIAGARA FALLS, N. Y. Dealer in FURNITURE, CARPETS, 111 East Main St., Rochester, N. Y. BINDER, BURLESON Books Bound in all Styles at Moderate 62 East Huron St. BUFFALO, N. Y. HARDWARE CO. Hardware and Stoves, Plumbing and Steam Fitting. Agents for Lime, Cement, Sewer Pipe -GAS FIXTURES.— THE STUDENTS' OLD ELIABLE SUSPENSION BRIDGE, NEW YORK 1 Conducted by the Priests of the Congregation of the Mission HIS INSTITUTION, founded November 21, 1856, and chartered by Act of Legislature, April 20, 1863, with powers to confer Degrees, is located in the midst of the enchanting scenery of the, famous Niagara Falls. It affords every facility for obtaining a thorough Classical, Scientific, Commercial, or Ecclesiastical Course. Situated on the most elevated point of "MONT-EAGLE RIDGE," it receives the full benefit of the healthful and invigorating breezes that sweep over the country from the lake. In sublimity of scenery it is unrivalled. Southward, it commands a magnificent view of the Seminary Rapids, Whirlpool, and Great Cataract; northward, it looks over the beauties of Niagara's tortuous banks, and the wide expanse of Lake Ontario dotted with sail. The bui'dings are large and well furnished. No pains are spared to secure the comfort of the students. The scholastic year, consists of two terms: the first ends on the first of February, and the second on the last Wednesday of June. TERMS: Board, Tuition, Washing and Mending of Articles Washed, per term, $100. Vacation, if spent at the Seminary, $40. EXTRA CHARGES: Piano, Organ, Violin, Flute, Clarionet or Guitar, with use of instrument, $40 per annum. For further particulars address the President, VERY REV. P. McHALE. C. M. |