King. Do you think, 'tis this? Queen. It may be, very likely. I will leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of meeting between him and my daughter. Pol. Hath there been such a time, (I'd fain-My honourable lord, I will most humbly take know that, That I have positively said, 'Tis so, When it prov'd otherwise? King. Not that I know. Pol. Take this from this, if this be otherwise : [Pointing to his Head and Shoulder. If circumstances lead me, I will find Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed Within the centre. King. How may we try it further? Pol. You know, sometimes he walks for hours Pol. I bave, my lord. : Ham. Let her not walk i'the sun conception is a blessing; but as your daughter may conceive, § -friend, look to't. Pol. How say you by that? [Aside.] Still harping on my daughter --yet he knew me not at first; he said, I was a fishmonger: He is far gone, far gone; and truly, in my youth, I suffered much extremity for love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.-What do you read, my lord? Ham. Words, words, words! Pol. What is the matter, my lord? Pol. I mean the matter that you read, my lord. Ham. Slanders, Sir: for the satirical rogue says here, that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber, and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams: All of which, Sir, though most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for yourself, Sir, shall be as old as I am, if, like a crab, you could go backward. Pol. Though this be madness, yet there's method in it. [Aside.] Will you walk out of, the air, my lord? Ham. Into my grave? Pol. Indeed, that is out o'the air.-How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity¶ could not so prosperously be delivered of. my leave of you. Ham. You cannot, Sir, take from me any thing, that I will more willingly part withal; except my life, except my life, except my life. Pol. Fare you well, my lord. Ham. These tedious old fools! Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN. Pol. You go to seek the lord Hamlet; there he is. Ros. God save you, Sir! Guil. My honour'd lord !— Ros. My most dear lord! [TO POLONIUS. [Exit POLONIUS. Ham. My excellent good friends! How dost thou, Guildenstern? Ah! Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both? Ros. As the indifferent children of the earth. Guil. Happy, in that we are not overhappy; On fortune's cap we are not the very button. Ham. Nor the soles of her shoe? Ros. Neither, my lord. Ham. Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favours? Guil. 'Faith ber privates we. Ham. In the secret parts of fortune? Oh ! most true; she is a strumpet. What news? Ros. None, my lord; but that the world is grown honest. Ham. Then is doomsday near: But your news is not true. Let me question more in particular: What have you, my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune, that she sends you to prison hither? Guil. Prison, my lord! Ham. Denmark's a prison. Ros. Then is the world one. Ham. A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards, and dungeons; Denmark being one of the worst. Ros. We think not so, my lord. Ham. Why, then 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so to me it is a prison. Ros. Why, then your ambition makes it one; 'tis too narrow for your mind. Ham. O God! I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space; were it not that I have bad dreams. Guil. Which dreams, indeed, are ambition; for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Ham. A dream itself is but a shadow. Ros. Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality, that it is but a shadow's shadow. Ham. Then are our beggars, bodies; and our monarchs and outstretch'd heroes the beggars' shadows: Shall we to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason. Ros. Guil. We'll wait upon you. Ham. No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest of my servants; for, to speak to you like an honest man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore? Ros. To visit you, my lord; no other occasion. Ham. Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are too dear, a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come, come: deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak. Guil. What should we say, my lord? Ham. Any thing-but to the purpose. You were sent for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks, which your modesties have not craft enough to colour: I know, the good king and queen have sent for you. Ros. To what end, my lord? Ham. That you must teach me. Bu let me a while, no money bid for argument, unless Guil. Oh! there has been much throwing about of brains. Ham. Do the boys carry it away? Ros. Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too. * Ham. It is not very strange for my uncle is king of Denmark, and those that woul make mouths at him while my father lived give twenty, forty, fifty, a hundred ducats a-piece, for his picture in little. 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out. [Flourish of Trumpets within. Guil. There are the players Ham. Gentlemen, you are welcome to ElsiYour hands. Come then the apurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony: let me comply with you in this garb; lest my extent to the players, which I tell you, must show fairly outward, should more appear like entertainment than yours. You are welcome : But my uncle-father, and aunt-mother, are deceived. Guil. My lord, we were sent for. Ham. I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king and queen moult no feather. I have of late (but, wherefore, I know not,) lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and, indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a steril promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firma-nore. ment, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me, than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is mau! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action, how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me, nor woman neither; though, by your smiling, you seem to say so. Ros. My lord, there is no such stuff in my thoughts. Ham. Why did you laugh then, when I said, Man delights not me? Ros. To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what lenten entertainment the players shall receive from you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they coming, to offer you service. Ham. he that plays the king, shall be welcome; his majesty shall have tribute of me: the adventurous knight shall use his foil, and target; the lover shall not sigh gratis; the humorous man shall end his part in peace; the clown shall make those laugh, whose lungs are tickled o'the sere and the lady shall say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt for't, -What players are they? Ros. Even those you were wont to take such delight in, the tragedians of the city. Ham. How chances it, they travel? their residence, both in reputation and profit, was better both ways. Ros. I think their inhibition comes by the means of the late innovation. Ham. Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the city? Are they so followed? Ros. No, indeed they are not. Ham. How comes it? Do they grow rusty? Ros. Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: But there is, Sir, an aiery of children, little eyases, that cry out on the top of question, and are most tyrannically clapped for't these are now the fashion; and so berattle the common stages, (so they call them) that many, wearing rapiers, are afraid of goose quills, and dare scarce come thither. Ham. What, are they children? who maintains them? how are they escoted? ¶ Will they pursue the quality ** no longer than they can sing? will they not say afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common players, (as it is most like, if their means are no better,) their writers do them wrong, to make them exclaim against their own succession ? Guil. In what, my dear lord? Hum. I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a hand-saw. Enter POLONIUS. Pol. Well be with you, gentlemen! Ham. Hark you, Guildenstern, and you too;-at each ear a hearer: that great baby, you see there, is not yet out of his swaddling. clouts. Ros. Happily, he's the second time come to them; for, they say, an old man is twice a child. Ham. I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players: mark it.-You say right, Sir: o'Monday morning; 'twas then, indeed. Pol. My lord, I have news to tell you. Pol. Upon my honour, Ham. Then came each actor on his ass.-Pol. The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoralcomical, historical-pastoral, [tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral,] scene indi vidable, or poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be two heavy, nor Plautus too light. For the law of writ, and the liberty, these are the only men. Ham. O Jephthah, judge of Israel,-what a treasure hadst thou ! Enter Four or Five PLAYERS. You are welcome, masters; welcome, all :--I Ros. 'Faith, there has been much to do on am glad to see thee well :-welcome, good both sides; and the nation holds it no sin, to friends.-O old friend! Why, thy face is valantarre + them on to controversy: there was, forced ¶ since I saw thee last; Com'st thou to beard me in Denmark?-What! my young 1 Play. What speech, my lord? : With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword Now falls on Priam !— [gods Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you In general synod, take away her power; Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel, And bowl the round nave down the hill of Ham. It shall to the barber's, with your come 1 Play. But who, ah woe! had seen the mobled queen Ham. The mobled queen? Pol. That's good; mobled queen is good. -but it was never acted; or, if it was, not beard.-Pr'ythee, say on:-He's for a jig, or above once for the play, I remember, pleased a tale of bawdry, or he sleeps:-say ou : not the million; 'twas caviare to the gene- to Hecuba. ral but it was (as I received it, and others, whose judgments in such matters, cried in the top of mine,) an excellent play; well digested in the scenes, set down with as much modesty as cunning. I remember, one said there were no sallads in the lines, to make the matter savoury; nor no matter in the phrase, that might indite the author of affection: ++ but called it, an honest method, as wholesome sweet, and by very much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I chiefly loved 'twas Æneas' tale to Dido; and thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of Priam's slaughter: If it live in your memory, begin at this line; let me see, let me see ; as The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast-'tis not so; it begins with Pyrrhus. The rugged Pyrrhus,-he, whose sable arms, Black as his purpose, did the night resemble When he lay couched in the ominous horse, Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd Bak'd and impasted with the parching streets, With bisson rheum; a clout upon that 'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have But if the gods themselves did see her then, The instant burst of clamour that she made, Pol. Look, whether he has not turn'd his colour, and has tears in's eyes.-Prythee, no more. Ham. 'Tis well; I'll have thee speak out the rest of this soon.-Good my lord, will you see the players well bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the time: After your death And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore, With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyr-you were better have a bad epitaph, than their rhus Old grandsire Priam seeks ;-So proceed you. Pol. 'Fore God, my lord, well spoken; with good accent, and good discretion. 1 Play. Anon he finds him Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls, wide; But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top Which was declining on the milky head But, as we often see, against some storm, The bold winds speechless, and the orb belo ill report while you live. Pol. My lord, I will use them according to their desert. Ham. Odd's bodikin, man, much better: Use every man after his desert, and who shall scope whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity: The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. Take them in. For Hecuba! What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, [do, tears, And cleave the general ear with horrid speech; A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak, As deep as to the lungs? Who does me this? Why, I should take it for it cannot be, Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless, villain! Fie upon't! foh! About my brains! Humph! That guilty creatures, sitting at a play, ACT III. SCENE I-A Room in the Castle. [Exit. Enter KING, QUEEN, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN. Guil. But with much forcing of his dispos!. tion. Ros. Niggard of question; but, of our demands Most free in his reply. Queen. Did you assay him To any pastime ? Ros. Madam, it so fell out, that certain players We o'er-raught on the way: of these we tofu him; And there did seem in him a kind of joy Pol. 'Tis most true: And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties, To hear and see the matter. King. With all my heart; and it dth muck content me To hear him so inclin❜d. Good gentlemen, give him a further edge, [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN Her father, and myself (lawful espials, †) Queen. I shall obey you: And, for your part, Ophelia, I do wish Will bring him to his wonted way again, Oph. Madam, I wish it may. [Exit QUEEN. Pol. Ophelia, walk you here :-Gracious, so please you, We will bestow ourselves :-Read on this book: [To OPHELIA. That show of such an exercise may colour And pious action, we do sugar o'er King. Oh! 'tis too true: how smart A lash that speech doth give my conscience! The harlot's cheek, beautified with plastering art, Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it, Than is my deed to my most painted word: O heavy burden! [Aside. Pol. I hear him coming; let's withdraw, my lord. [Exeunt KiNG and POLONIUS. Enter HAMLET. Ham. To be, or not to be, that is the ques- Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer King. And can you, by no drift of confer-Or to take arins against a sea of troubles, ence, Get from him, why he puts on this confusion; Ros. He does confess, he feels himself distracted; But from what cause he will by no means speak. Guil. Nor do we find him forward to be sounded; But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof. Queen. Did he receive you well? Destruction. Search his wounds. [sion And, by opposing, end them? To die-to sleep, No more ;-and, by a sleep, to say we end The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to,-'tis a consummation For in that sleep of death what dreams may + Meet. 1 Spies. f Place. Too frequent. **Stir, bustle. tt Consideration. ↑ Unnatural. • Overtook Freely. Shrink or start. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's con- The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay, To groan and sweat under a weary life, Oph. Good my lord, How does your honour for this many a day? Ham. I humbly thank you; well. Oph. My lord, I have remembrances your's That I have longed long to re-deliver; Ham. No, not I; I never gave you aught. of Oph. My honour'd lord, you know right well you did; And, with them, words of so sweet breath compos'd [lost, Ham. Ha, ha! are you honest? Ham. Are you fair? Oph. What means your lordship? Ham. That if you be honest, and fair, you should admit no discourse to your beauty. Oph. Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? Bam. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd, than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe Ham. You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock, but we shall relish of it: I loved you not. I was more deceived. Ham. Get thee to a numery; Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck, ** than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in : What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven! We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us: Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father? Oph. At home, my lord. Ham. Let the doors be shut upon him; that he may play the fool no where but in's own house. Farewell. Oph. O help him, you sweet heavens ! Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry; Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Rudeness. Get thee to a nunnery; farewell: Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough, what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. Farewell. Oph. Heavenly powers, restore him! Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance: Go to: I'll no more of't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, [Erit HAMLET. Oph. Oh! what a noble mind is here o'erthrown! [sword: The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, The expectancy and rose of the fair state, The glass of fashion, and the mould of form, The observ'd of all observers! quite, quite go. down! And I, of ladies most deject and wretched, youth, Blasted with ecstacy: O woe is me! To have seen what I have seen, see what I see. Re-enter KING and POLONIUS. King. Love! his affections do not that way tend; Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little, Was not like madness. There's something in his soul, O'er which his melancholy sits on brood; Thus set it down; He shall with speed to For the demand of our neglected tribute: This something-settled matter in his heart; on't? Pol. It shall do well; But yet I do believe The origin, and commencement of his grief Sprung from neglected love.-How now, Ophelia? You need not tell us what lord Hamlet said; SCENE II.-A Hall in the same. Enter HAMLET, and certain PLAYERS. Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue : but if you mouth it, as many of our players do, Nor do not saw the air too much with your I bad as lief the town-crier spoke my lines. hand, thus; but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a it offends me to the soul, to hear a robustious temperance, that may give it smoothness. O, • The model by whom all endeavoured to form themselves. +Alienation of mind. Reprinand him with freedom. |