...Relativity. There was a young lady named Bright Whose speed was far faster than light ; She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night. SOUP. " THICK or clear soup, Sir ? " The waiter bent over the fiercelooking little man. He bristled....

...his book.* There was a young woman named Bright, Whose speed was much faster than light. She set out one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. (With apologies to PROFESSOR EINSTEIN). A musical Pittsburg Panjandrum Imported a "grosse caisse" (or...

...like this: There was a young flapper named Bright Whose speed was much faster than light She went out one day in a relative way And returned on the previous night. SATISFIED BEYOND MEASURE A good story is told of Tom Penniman of Detroit. He represented the owner...

...in favor is: "There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was much faster than light. She left one day In a relative way, And returned on the previous night." As our work progresses through such projects as lunar probes, DynaSoar, reconnaissance satellites,...

...limerick: There was a young lady named Bright Whose movements were faster than light; She went out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night. Twixt earth and sky with matterhorns RICHARD H LYON From journal oj the Impedance matching is a technique...

...Relativity There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much faster than light She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night. Unknown An event in space-time is labeled by the four coordinates x*( , with x° = t the time and xk...

...Punch: There was a young lady girl named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light, She traveled one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. Most scientists, who have not seriously studied Einstein's equations, dismiss time travel as poppycock,...

...scheme. Example: There was a young woman named Sprite Whose speed was much faster than light. She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night. See poetry, rhyme, and rhythm. The sixteenth President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...

...everyday chawers.' 9* There was a young lady named Bright Who travelled for fester than light, She set out one day In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. 97 There was a young man of Nepal Who had a mathematical ball; (W 3 x rc) - 8 - 4/3 ^0 - The cube of...

...'Relativity1 There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light; She set out 0{ BULLOCK Lord 1713 Democracy is not about giving speeches; it is about making committees work. BULMER-THOMAS...