Can aught from cold Kamschatka to Cape Horn Shades of those belles whose reign began of yore, No treacherous powder bids conjecture quake; Seductive Waltz! though on thy native shore *It cannot be complained now, as in the Lady Baussière's time, of the "Sicu de la Croix," that there be "no whiskers;" but how far these are indications of valour in the field, or elsewhere, may still be questionable. Much may be, and hath been, avouched on both sides. In the olden time philosophers had whiskers, and soldiers none - Scipio himself was shaven- Hannibal thought his one eye handsome enough without a beard; but Adrian, the emperor, wore a beard (having warts on his chin, which neither the Empress Sabina nor even the courtiers could abide) - Turenne had whiskers, Marlborough none- Buonaparte is unwhiskered, the Regent whiskered; "argal" greatness of mind and whiskers may or may not go together: but certainly the different occurrences, since the growth of the last-mentioned, go further in behalf of whiskers than the anathema of Anselm did against long hair in the reign of Henry I. Formerly, red was a favourite colour. See Lodowick Barrey's comedy of Ram Alley, 1661; Act I. Scene 1. Taffeta. Now for a wager-What coloured beard comes next by the window? "Adriana. A black man's, I think. 64 Taffeta. I think not so: I think a red, for that is most in fashion." There is "nothing new under the sun; "but red, then a favourite, has now subsided into a favourite's colour. With thee even clumsy cits attempt to bounce, Blest was the time Waltz chose for her début ; no, old — and yet 't is true, Though they be old, the thing is something new; Each new, quite new — (except some ancient tricks, †) New troopers strut, new turncoats blush in blue: So saith the muse my- - what say you? And tell-tale powder - all have had their days. First duly done by daughter or by spouse, * An anachronism - Waltz and the battle of Austerlitz are before said to hav opened the ball together: the bard means (if he means any thing), Waltz was not so much in vogue till the Regent attained the acme of his popularity. Waltz, the comet, whiskers, and the new government, illuminated heaven and earth, in all their glory, much about the same time of these the comet only has disappeared; the other three continue to astonish us still. — Printer's Devil. + Amongst others a new ninepence-a creditable coin now forthcoming, worth a pound, in paper, at the fairest calculation. "Oh that right should thus overcome might!" Who does not remember the "delicate investigation" in the "Merry Wives of Windsor?" "Ford. Pray you, come near: if I suspect without cause, why then make sport at me; then let me be your jest; I deserve it. How now? whither bear you this? Mrs. Ford. What have you to do whither they bear it?—you were best meddle with buck-washing." The gentle, or ferocious, reader, may fill up the blank as he pleases - there are several dissyllabic names at his service (being already in the Regent's). would not be fair to back any peculiar initial against the alphabet, as every month will add to the list now entered for the sweepstakes:- a distinguished consonant is said to be the favourite, much against the wishes of the knowing ones. Some potentate - or royal or serene — * With Kent's gay grace, or sapient Gloster's mien, Pleased round the chalky floor how well they trip, Thus front to front the partners move or stand, Blank; Sir Such-a-one with those of fashion's host, For whose blest surnames vide "Morning Post ;" (Or if for that impartial print too late, Search Doctors' Commons six months from my date,)— The genial contact gently undergo; Till some might marvel, with the modest Turk, If "nothing follows all this palming work?" True, honest Mirza!- you may trust my rhyme - The breast thus publicly resign'd to man, In private may resist him if it can. O ye who loved our grandmothers of yore, And thou, my prince! whose sovereign taste and will Thou ghost of Queensbury ! whose judging sprite - As * "We have changed all that," says the Mock Doctor- 't is all gonemodeus knows where. After all, it is of no great importance how women's hearts are disposed of; they have nature's privilege to distribute them as ab surdly as possible. But there are also some men with hearts so thoroughly bad. as to remind us of those phenomena often mentioned in natural history; viz. a mass of solid stone-only to be opened by force- and when divided, you discover a toad in the centre, lively, and with the reputation of being venomous. + In Turkey a pertinent, here an impertinent and superfluous, question-literally put, as in the text, by a Persian to Morier, on seeing a waltz in Pera.Vide Morier's Travels. VOL. V.—и h Pronounce if ever in your days of bliss But ye who never felt a single thought For what our morals are to be, or ought; Who wisely wish the charms you view to reap, Round the slight waist, or down the glowing side, Approach the lip which all, without restraint, If such thou lovest Or give like her to taint, love her then no more, Her mind with these is gone, and with it gc Voluptuous Waltz! and dare I thus blaspheme? Thy bard forgot thy praises were his theme. Terpsichore, forgive!-at every ball My wife now waltzes—and my daughters shall; Will wear as green a bough for him as me) — in heirs to all his friends. |