How to Piss in Public: From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of AdulthoodA laugh-out-loud, go-for-the-jugular chronicle of audacious true stories from the creator of Vice magazine—for the huge audiences that devour Tucker Max, Justin Halpern, Chuck Klosterman, and Chelsea Handler. Though technically a memoir, this is more a compendium of hair-whitening bar stories that punch you in the throat until your eyes explode. Many people have watched their friends die and some have been to jail. There are those who have stepped in the ring with professional fighters and been beaten within an inch of their lives. Others have created media empires. Very few have done all this and embarrassed dozens of celebrities; enjoyed more than a couple of threesomes; brought the world “Warhol’s Children”; consistently attracted a million views with viral comedy videos; said, “Jesus is gay,” on national television; and made two American Indians from scratch. There certainly isn’t anyone with this kind of life experience who can convey each tale in such a hilarious and endearing way. Whether he’s watching his friend get decapitated on acid or snorting cocaine off women’s breasts, McInnes only ever has one priority: maximum laughs. He’s not here to tell you how wise his father is or how hard it was to achieve his success. He’s here to make you laugh so hard, you puke. That’s it. |
Contents
Where No Man Has Gone Before 1984 | 1 |
The Stupidest Plan in the History of Police Chases 1986 | 19 |
Revenge of the Punk Nerds 1988 | 33 |
Is Everybody on This Planet a Tree Planter? 1991 | 47 |
Hey Dude Wheres My Nose? 1992 | 63 |
Unlaid in Taiwan 1992 | 69 |
Part One 19941999 | 87 |
Part Two 19992001 | 111 |
Asian Cocaine Orgy 2000 | 145 |
September11 2001 | 163 |
Dont Let Your Mom Get Stoned 2003 | 181 |
Funnest Blackout Ever You Guys 2003 | 197 |
Part Three 20012008 | 213 |
The KKK Stag 2005 | 229 |
Got Knocked the Fuck Out 2008 | 245 |
Turning Forty 2010 | 261 |
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