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Act II. possibly attend it ?The design is his own, as in part will be the execution. He may perhaps be angry. when he finds out the deceit. Well ;-he deceives himself; and faults we commit ourselves, we seldom find much difficulty in pardoning,

AIR.

Hence with caution, hence with fear,
Beauty prompts, and nought shall stay

Boldly for that prize I steer ;

me

Rocks, nor winds, nor waves dismay me.

Yet, rash lover, look behind,

Think what evils may betide you;

Love and fortune both are blind,

And you have none else to guide you."

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SCENE VII.

Changes to a handsome Dressing-room, supposed to be CLARISSA's. On one side, between the Wings, is a Table with a Glass, Boxes, and two Chairs. DIANA enters before JESSAMY.

Dian. Come, brother, I undertake to be mistress, of the ceremony upon this occasion, and introduce you to your first audience. Miss Flowerdale is not here, I perceive; but no matter.

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Dian. My dear brother, you are not come here as a virtuoso to admire the temple; but as a votary to address the deity to whom it belongs. Shew, I beseech you, a little more devotion, and tell me, how do you like Miss Flowerdale don't you think her very handsome? kolam stod amster? hmn sund

Mr. Jes. Pale; but that I am determined she shall remedy; for, as soon as we are married, I will make her put on rouge :-Let me see; has she got any in her boxes here; Veritable toilet a l' Angloise. Nothing but a bottle of Hungary water, two or three rows of pins, a paper of patches, and a little bole-armoniac by way of tooth-powder.

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Dian, Brother, I would fain give you some a advice upon this occasion, which may be of service to you; You are now going to entertain a young Lady-Let me prevail upon you to lay aside those airs, on account of which, some people are impertinent enough to call you a coxcomb; for, I am afraid, 'she may``` be apt to think you a coxcomb too, as I assure you, she is very capable of distinguishing.

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A1 CLARISSA, Mr. JESSAMY.

"Clar. Sir, I took the liberty to desire a few moment's private conversation with you I hope you will excuse it-Lam, really, greatly embarrassed. But, in an af fair of such immediate consequence to us both. E

Mr. Jes. My dear creature, don't be embarrass'd before me; I should be extremely sorry to strike you with any awe; but, this is a species of mauvaise honte, which the company I shall introduce you to, will soon cure you of.

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Clar. Upon my word, Sir, I don't understand you. Mr. Jes. Perhaps you may be under some uneasi ness lest I should not be quite so warm in the prose cution of this affair, as you could wish it is true with regard to quality, I might do better; and, with

regard to fortune, full as well-But, you please me— Upon my soul, I have not met with any thing more agreeable to me a great while.

Clar. Pray, Sir, keep your seat.

Mr. Jes. Mauvaise honte again. My dear, there is nothing in these little familiarities between you and me- -When we are married, I shall do every thing to render your life happy.

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Clar. Ah! Sir, pardon me. The happiness of my life depends upon a circumstance

Mr. Jes. Oh! I understand you-You have been told, I suppose, of the Italian opera girl-Rat peoples' tongues-However, 'tis true, I had an affair with her at Naples, and she is now here. But, be satisfied: I'll give her a thousand pounds, and send her about her business.

Clar. Me, Sir! I protest nobody told me-Lord! I never heard any such thing, or enquired about it. Mr. Jes. No! have they not been chattering to you of my affair at Pisa, with the Principessa del

Clar. No, indeed, Sir.

Mr. Jes. Well, I was afraid they might, because, in this rude country-But, why silent on a sudden? -don't be afraid to speak.

Clar. No, Sir, I will come to the subject, on which I took the liberty to trouble you-Indeed, I have great reliance on your generosity.

Mr. Jes. You'll find me generous as a prince, depend on't. 530

Clar. I am bless'd, Sir, with one of the best of fa

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