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speak but this: Poins and I saw you four set on four; you bound them, and were masters of their wealth: mark now, how

a plain tale shall put you down. Then did we two set on you four, and with a word, outfaced you from your prize, and have it, yea, can show it you here in the house. And, Falstaff, you carried your paunch away as nimbly, with as quick dexterity, and roared for mercy, and still ran and roared, as ever I heard a bull-calf. What a slave art thou, to hack thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in fight? What trick, what device, what starting hole canst thou now find out, to hide thee from this open and apparent shame ?

Fal. Ha ha! ha! D'ye think I did not know you, Hal? Why, hear ye, my master, was it for me to kill the heir apparent? should I turn upon the true prince? why, thou knowest I am as valiant as Hercules. But beware instinct; the lion will not touch the true prince; instinct is a great matter. I was a coward on instinct, I grant you; and I shall think the better of myself and thee during my life; I for a valiant lion, and thou for a true prince. But I am glad you have the money. Let us clap to the doors; watch to-night, pray tomorrow. What! shall we be merry? shall we have a play extempore ?

Henry. Content!-and the argument shall be, thy running away.

Fal. Ah! no more of that, Hal.

LESSON LII.

DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND.

KENNEY.

Jeremy Diddler. Tol lol de riddle lol-eh! (Looking

through a glass at Sam.)
my hopes! an untutored clod.

The new waiter!—a very clod, by

My clamorous stomach, be of

good cheer! Young man, how d'ye do? Step this way, will you? A novice, I perceive. And how d'ye like your new line of life?

Sam. Why, very well, thank

old one?

you. How do you like your

Did. (Aside.) Disastrous accents! a Yorkshireman! What is your name, my fine fellow ?

Sam. Sam. You need n't tell me yours-I know you, my tine fellow !

Did. (Aside.) Oh, fame! fame! you incorrigible gossip! But nil desperandum-at him again! (To Sam.) A prepossessing physiognomy, open and ruddy, importing health and liberality. Excuse my glass, I'm short-sighted.. You have the advantage of me in that respect.

Sam. Yes, I can see as far as most folks.

Did. (Turning away.) Well, I'll thank ye to-oh, Sam, you haven't got such a thing as a tenpence about you, have you?

Sam. Yes (They look at each other, Diddler expecting to receive it,)—and I mean to keep it about me, you see.

Did. Oh-ay-certainly. I only asked for information. Sam. Hark! there's the stage coach comed in. I must go and wait upon the passengers. You'd better ax some of them -mayhap, they mun gi' you a little better information.

Did. Stop! harkye, Sam! you can get me some breakfast, first. I'm very sharp set, Sam; you see I came a long walk from over the hills, and—

Sam. Ay, and you see I come fra Yorkshire.

Did. You do; your unsophisticated tongue declares it. Superior to vulgar prejudices, I honor you for it, for I'm sure you'il bring me my breakfast as soon as any other countryman. Sam. Ay; well, what will you have?

Did. Anything!-tea, coffee, an egg, and so forth.
Sam. Well, now, one of us, you understand, in this trans

action, mun have credit for a little while. That is, eitner I mun trust you for t' money, or you mun trust me for t' breakfast. Now, as you 're above vulgar preju-prejudizes, and seem to be vastly taken wi' me, and, as I am not so conceited as to be above 'em, and a'n't at all taken wi' you, you'd better give me the money, you see, and trust me for t'breakfast — he! he! he!

Did. What d'ye mean by that, Sam?

Sam. Or, may hap, you'll say me a bon-mot.

Did. Sir, you're getting impertinent.

Sam. Oh! what-you don't like the terms? Why, then, as you sometimes sing for your dinner, now you may whistle for your breakfast, you see: he! he! he!

LESSON LIII.

THE LITTLE REBELS.

ANONYMOUS

GENERAL HOW-HIS AID-SENTINEL-GEORGE-JAMES-BOYS.

SCENE 1-Boston Common-A crowd of boys assembled near the skating pond.

George. Here it is again, boys. The ice is all broken in by the red-coats. We shall have no fun to-day.

James. I wish we were not boys. If I were big enough to carry a sword and a musket, I would drive 'em out of the land, faster than neighbor Tuft's dog ever went out of father's

store.

George. And what if we are boys? I, for one, have no mind to bear this treatment any longer.

All. Right, George, right!

James. But what can we do, boys?

George. I'll tell you. Form a line of march, and with drum, and fife, and colors, wait upon General Howe, at his tent, and tell him we will not be insulted by British soldiers, nor any other soldiers.

All. Hurra! hurra! hurra! (Exeunt. A short pause, then again ringing without.) Hurra! hurra! hurra!

and

SCENE 2-General Howe's head-quarters A sentinel pacing before the door, with a musket over his shoulder-Noise of fife and drum at a distance.

Sentinel. What in the name of wonder can that be? Are they up in arms again in this rascally town? A troop of a hundred boys, as I live. An Indian painted on their flag, and no sign of the English cross. Oh, the land is full of rebellion. (The boys halt in front of

It is full of it, and running over. the tent, and George approaches the sentinel, with the standard

in his hand.)

George. Is General Howe at home?

Sentinel. Who are you?

George. We are Boston boys, sir.

Sentinel. And what do you want here?

George. We come for our rights; and we wish to speak to the British general.

Sentinel. The British general has better business than listening to a parcel of ragamuffin little rebels; I shall do none of your messages.

George. As you please, sir; but here we wait till we see General Howe. We will see him; and he shall do us justice.

All. Hurra! hurra! hurra!

Sentinel. That, you little rascals, would be to hang you and your cowardly countrymen. I suppose you are making all this fuss abort the little dirty pond on the common, that

don't at the best hold water enough to fill a size: ble Dutch

milk pan.

All. Cowards, do you call us! Say it again, if you dare. (General Howe and one of his aids step out.)

General. What is the matter here? Why is this dis turbance?

George. General Howe, we come to complain of the insults and the outrages of your soldiers. They break our kite strings, and ruin our skating pond, and steal our drums from us. We have spoken more than once, to no purpose; and now we have come to say, that we cannot, and we will not endure it any longer.

General. (Aside to his aid.) Good heavens! liberty is in the very air, and the boys breathe t. (To the boys.) Go, my brave lads; you have the word of General Howe that your sports shall never be disturbed again, without punishment to the offender. Does that satisfy you?

George. Yes, General Howe; and in the name of my country I present you thanks.

General. No thanks; you are brave boys; you are English boys; I see plainly, you are English boys.

All. No, sr: Yankees - Yankees-Yankee boys, sir. Hurra! hurra! (The drum strikes up, and the little band march off with flying colors.)

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