it is to be proud of thy bondage. I have a desire to hold my cquaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge, that I may say in the default he is a man I know. Par. My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation. Well, Laf. I would it were hell-pains for thy sake, and my poor doing eternal: for doing I am past, as I will by thee, in what motion age will give me leave. [Erit. Par. Well, thou hast a son shall take this disI must be patient; there is no fettering of authority. grace off me, scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord! I'll beat him, by my life, if I can meet him with any convenience, an he were double and double a lord. I'll have no more pity of his age, than I would have of-I'll beat him: an if I could but meet him again! Re-enter LAFEU. Laf. Sirrah, your lord and master's married: there's news for you; you have a new mistress. Par. I most unfeignedly beseech your lordship to make some reservation of your wrongs: he is my good lord; whom I serve above is my master. Laf. Who? God? Par. Ay, sir. Laf. The devil it is, that's thy master. Why dost thou garter up thy arms o' this fashion? dost make hose of thy sleeves? do other servants so? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. By mine honour, if I were but two hours younger I'd beat thee: methinks, thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think, thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee. Par. This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord. Laf. Go to, sir; you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernel out of a pomegranate: you are a vagabond, and no true traveller. You are more saucy with lords and honourable personages, than the commission of your birth and virtue gives you heraldry. You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. I leave you. [Exit. SCENE V.-Another Room in the Same. SCENE IV.-The Same. Another Room in the Par. Bless you, my fortunate lady! Hel. I hope, sir, I have your good will to have mine own good fortunes. Par. You had my prayers to lead them on; and to keep them on, have them still.-O, my knave! How does my old lady? Clo. So that you had her wrinkles, and I her money, I would she did as you say. Par. Why, I say nothing. Clo. Marry, you are the wiser man; for many a man's tongue shakes out his master's undoing. To say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your title, which is within a very little of nothing. Par. Away! thou'rt a knave. Clo. You should have said, sir, before a knave thou'rt a knave; that is, before me thou'rt a knave: this had been truth, sir. Par. Go to, thou art a witty fool: I have found thee. Clo. Did you find me in yourself, sir, or were you taught to find me! The search, sir, was profitable; and much fool may you find in you, even to the world's pleasure, and the increase of laughter. Par. A good knave, i' faith, and well fed.- A very serious business calls on him. Which as your due time claims, he does acknowledge, But puts it off to a compell'd restraint; Whose want, and whose delay, is strewed with Enter LAFEU, and BERTRAM. Laf. But, I hope, your lordship thinks not him a soldier. Ber. Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof. Laf. You have it from his own deliverance. Ber. And by other warranted testimony. Laf. Then my dial goes not true. I took this lark for a bunting. Ber. I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in knowledge, and accordingly valiant. Laf. I have then sinned against his experience, and transgressed against his valour; and my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent. Here he comes. I pray you, make us friends: I will pursue the amity. Laf. O! I know him well. Ay, sir; he, sir, is a good workman, a very good tailor. Ber. [Aside to PAROLLES.] Is she gone to the king? Par. She is. Ber. Will she away to-night? Par. As you'll have her. Ber. I have writ my letters, casketed my treasure, Given order for our horses; and to-night, When I should take possesion of the bride, End, ere I do begin. Laf. A good traveller is something at the latter end of a dinner; but one that lies three-thirds, and uses a known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should be once heard, and thrice beaten.God save you, captain. Ber. Is there any unkindness between my lord and you, monsieur? Par. I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's displeasure. Laf. You have made shift to run into't, boots and spurs and all, like him that leaped into the custard; and out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer question for your residence. Ber. It may be, you have mistaken him, my lord. Laf. And shall do so ever, though I took him at his prayers. Fare you well, my lord; and believe this of me, there can be no kernel in this light nut; the soul of this man is his clothes: trust him not in matter of heavy consequence; I have kept of them tame, and know their natures.-Farewell, monsieur: I have spoken better of you, than you have or will deserve at my hand; but we must do good against evil. [Exit. Par. An idle lord, I swear. Ber. 1 think so. Par. Why, do you not know him? Ber. Yes, I do know him well; and common Ber. So much unsettled. This drives me to entreat you, Ber. My haste is very g Hel. I am not w Hel. Something, indeed.I would not tell you yes; Strangers and foes Go thou toward hor And ever shall Whilst I can shake With true observance seek to eke out that, Enter COUNTESS, and Clown. Count. It hath happened all as I would have had it, save that he comes not along with her. Clo. By my troth, I take my young lord to be a very melancholy man. Count. By what observance, I pray you? Clo. Why, he will look upon his boot, and sing; mend the ruff, and sing; ask questions, and sing; pick his teeth, and sing. I know a man, that had this trick of melancholy, sold a goodly manor for a song. Count. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. [Opening a letter. Clo. I have no mind to Isbel, since I was at court. Our old ling and our Isbels o' the country are court: the brains of my Cupid's knocked out, and I begin to love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach. Clo. O madam! yonder is heavy news within, between two soldiers and my young lady. Count. What is the matter? Clo. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort: your son will not be killed so soon as I thoug' t he would. Count. Why should he be kill'd? Clo. So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does: the danger is in standing to't; that's the loss of men, though it be the getting of children. Here they come will tell you more; for my part, I only hear your son was run away. [Exit Clown. Enter HELENA, and the two French Gentlemen. Fr. Env. Save you, good madam. Count. Think upon patience.-'Pray you, gentle men, I have felt so many quirks of joy and grief, Fr. Gen. Madam, he's gone to serve the duke of Florence: We met him thitherward; for thence we came, And, after some despatch in hand at court, Thither we bend again. Hel. Look on his letter, madam: here's my pass port. Ay, madam. Fr. Env. 'Tis but the boldness of his hand, haply, Which his heart was not consenting to. Count. Nothing in France, until he have no wife! Count. ness. My son corrupts a well-derived nature With his inducement. Fr. Env. Indeed, good lady, The fellow has a deal of that too much, Count. Y' are welcome, gentlemen. I will entreat you, when you see my son, Fr. Gen. [Exeunt COUNTESS, and French Gentlemen. Hel. Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France." Nothing in France, until he has no wife! That drive thee from the sportive court, where thou Whoever shoots at him, I set him there; Whence honour but of danger wins a scar, My being here it is that holds thee hence: [Erit Might you not know, she would do as she has done, By sending me a letter? Read it again. Stew. [Reads.] "I am Saint Jaques' pilgrim, thither gone. Ambitious love hath so in me offended, That bare-foot plod I the cold ground upon, With sainted vow my faults to have amended. Write, write, that, from the bloody course of war, My dearest master, your dear son, may hie: Bless him at home in peace, whilst I from far His name with zealous fervour sanctify. His taken labours bid him me forgive: I, his despiteful Juno, sent him forth From courtly friends, with camping foes to live, Where death and danger dog the heels of worth: He is too good and fair for death and me, Whom I myself embrace, to set him free." Count. Ah, what sharp stings are in her mildest words! Rinaldo, you did never lack advice so much, Pardon me, madam. |