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Page 34
... better halves but it is claimed that bachellors generally have better quarters . BAGGAGE TOMMY ( just off train , with considerable luggage ) — “ Cabby , how much is it for me to Latchford ? " CABBY- " Two shillings , sir . " TOMMY ...
... better halves but it is claimed that bachellors generally have better quarters . BAGGAGE TOMMY ( just off train , with considerable luggage ) — “ Cabby , how much is it for me to Latchford ? " CABBY- " Two shillings , sir . " TOMMY ...
Page 211
... better give me three or four - mackerel . Make it look decent in quantity without appearing to exaggerate , you know . " " Yes , sir . You'd better take salmon , tho . " " Why ? What makes you think so ? " " Oh , nothing , except that ...
... better give me three or four - mackerel . Make it look decent in quantity without appearing to exaggerate , you know . " " Yes , sir . You'd better take salmon , tho . " " Why ? What makes you think so ? " " Oh , nothing , except that ...
Page 259
... better an ' sometimes he's worse , but from the way he growls an ' takes on whin he's better , Oi think he's better whin he's worse . " SHE " I wonder why men lie so ? " HE " Because their wives are so inquisitive . " HUBBY " I don't ...
... better an ' sometimes he's worse , but from the way he growls an ' takes on whin he's better , Oi think he's better whin he's worse . " SHE " I wonder why men lie so ? " HE " Because their wives are so inquisitive . " HUBBY " I don't ...
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