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... course , had to be sent away to wash . One time his mother , nearly losing patience , said : " Junior , why do you persist in coming to the table without washing ? You know I always send you away . " " Well , " said Junior , meekly ...
... course , had to be sent away to wash . One time his mother , nearly losing patience , said : " Junior , why do you persist in coming to the table without washing ? You know I always send you away . " " Well , " said Junior , meekly ...
Page 350
... course of time , was blessed with five children , all boys . The eldest was named after the father - William . Of course , that would be shortened to " Will ' or enfeebled to " Willie " -but wait ! A second son came and was christened ...
... course of time , was blessed with five children , all boys . The eldest was named after the father - William . Of course , that would be shortened to " Will ' or enfeebled to " Willie " -but wait ! A second son came and was christened ...
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... course of training which will fit me to become the superintendent of a great railway system . How much will such a course cost , and how long will it take ? " " Young man , " replied the professor , " such a course would cost you twenty ...
... course of training which will fit me to become the superintendent of a great railway system . How much will such a course cost , and how long will it take ? " " Young man , " replied the professor , " such a course would cost you twenty ...
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