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... EDITORS " An editor is a man who puts things in the paper , isn't he ? " " Oh , no , my son ; an editor keeps things out of the paper . " The editor of the newspaper in a certain small southern town was given an article to print ...
... EDITORS " An editor is a man who puts things in the paper , isn't he ? " " Oh , no , my son ; an editor keeps things out of the paper . " The editor of the newspaper in a certain small southern town was given an article to print ...
Page 166
... editor , " he was informed . " Well , fire him , " said he . " All he seems to do is sit there and read all day . " A little boy was given the stunt by his father to write an essay on editors and here is the result : " If an editor ...
... editor , " he was informed . " Well , fire him , " said he . " All he seems to do is sit there and read all day . " A little boy was given the stunt by his father to write an essay on editors and here is the result : " If an editor ...
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... EDITOR ( Surveying summer landscape ) — “ Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness , close bosom friend of the maturing sun ! ” FRIEND “ But , I say , that was written about autumn , wasn't it ? " EDITOR " Yes , yes , I know - but you ...
... EDITOR ( Surveying summer landscape ) — “ Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness , close bosom friend of the maturing sun ! ” FRIEND “ But , I say , that was written about autumn , wasn't it ? " EDITOR " Yes , yes , I know - but you ...
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