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... farmer , who demanded punc- tuality above everything else . The farmer told him that he must be at work every morning at 4 o'clock sharp . The " hand " failed to get up in time , and the farmer threatened to discharge him . Then the ...
... farmer , who demanded punc- tuality above everything else . The farmer told him that he must be at work every morning at 4 o'clock sharp . The " hand " failed to get up in time , and the farmer threatened to discharge him . Then the ...
Page 118
... farmer , the other day , took a plowshare to the black- smith's to be sharpened , and while the blacksmith worked the farmer chuckled and bragged about a sale of hogs he had just made . " Them hogs was only eight months old , " he said ...
... farmer , the other day , took a plowshare to the black- smith's to be sharpened , and while the blacksmith worked the farmer chuckled and bragged about a sale of hogs he had just made . " Them hogs was only eight months old , " he said ...
Page 202
... farmer . " What d'ye mean by live stock ? I got four steam - tractors and seven automobiles . " - Judge . The city youth secured a job with Farmer Jones . The morn- ing after his arrival , promptly at 4 o'clock , the farmer rapped on ...
... farmer . " What d'ye mean by live stock ? I got four steam - tractors and seven automobiles . " - Judge . The city youth secured a job with Farmer Jones . The morn- ing after his arrival , promptly at 4 o'clock , the farmer rapped on ...
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