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Page 114
... father was very silent evidently pondering over something , so he said , " Father , how much did you get ? " The father replied “ Fifty cents , son . ” " Why father , that's just what you put in , wasn't it ? " asked the boy . " Yes ...
... father was very silent evidently pondering over something , so he said , " Father , how much did you get ? " The father replied “ Fifty cents , son . ” " Why father , that's just what you put in , wasn't it ? " asked the boy . " Yes ...
Page 209
... father . " " Could you not have settled your differences by a peaceful discussion of the matter , calling in the assistance of unprejudiced opinion , if need be ? " " No , father . He was sure he could whip me and I was sure I could ...
... father . " " Could you not have settled your differences by a peaceful discussion of the matter , calling in the assistance of unprejudiced opinion , if need be ? " " No , father . He was sure he could whip me and I was sure I could ...
Page 260
... father - in - law , as he called his daughter's spouse into the library and locked the door , " you have lived with me now for over two years . " " Yes , father . " " In all that time I haven't asked you a penny for board . " " No , sir ...
... father - in - law , as he called his daughter's spouse into the library and locked the door , " you have lived with me now for over two years . " " Yes , father . " " In all that time I haven't asked you a penny for board . " " No , sir ...
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