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Page 219
... HEAD SCHOLAR " Washington ; he was first in war , first in— ” TEACHER- " No , no ; Adam was the first man . " HEAD SCHOLAR- " Oh ! if you're talking of foreigners , I s'pose he was . " FORESIGHT " Are you going to pay any attention to ...
... HEAD SCHOLAR " Washington ; he was first in war , first in— ” TEACHER- " No , no ; Adam was the first man . " HEAD SCHOLAR- " Oh ! if you're talking of foreigners , I s'pose he was . " FORESIGHT " Are you going to pay any attention to ...
Page 452
... head blown off . A comrade communicated the sad news to another gallant Scot , who asked , anxiously : " Where's his head ? He was smoking ma pipe . " A Scottish emigrant on his arrival at Montreal , stopped for a moment to examine a ...
... head blown off . A comrade communicated the sad news to another gallant Scot , who asked , anxiously : " Where's his head ? He was smoking ma pipe . " A Scottish emigrant on his arrival at Montreal , stopped for a moment to examine a ...
Page 457
... head- quarters , these notices are quite as " flippant in their seriousness " as the one he quotes . One of them ran : I. Fools . THREE KINDS OF FOOLS 2 . Damned fools . 3. SOLDIERS WHO RIDE ON TOPS AND SIDES OFf cars . A great many ...
... head- quarters , these notices are quite as " flippant in their seriousness " as the one he quotes . One of them ran : I. Fools . THREE KINDS OF FOOLS 2 . Damned fools . 3. SOLDIERS WHO RIDE ON TOPS AND SIDES OFf cars . A great many ...
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