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Page 175
... lady . " Don't be afraid . " " Tell me , " then said the child , " how many children have you got ? " Astonished at the question , the lady hesitated for a moment , and then entered into the fun of the situation . " Ten , " she replied ...
... lady . " Don't be afraid . " " Tell me , " then said the child , " how many children have you got ? " Astonished at the question , the lady hesitated for a moment , and then entered into the fun of the situation . " Ten , " she replied ...
Page 439
... lady to a traveling American . " I supposed , of course , you came from Boston . " " Why did you think that ? " inquired the New York lady . " Because I supposed all cultivated , intelligent Americans came from Boston . " " But what in ...
... lady to a traveling American . " I supposed , of course , you came from Boston . " " Why did you think that ? " inquired the New York lady . " Because I supposed all cultivated , intelligent Americans came from Boston . " " But what in ...
Page 465
... lady asked to see blankets . After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color , the lady thanked him and said : " I was just looking for a friend . " " Well , madam , " said the ...
... lady asked to see blankets . After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color , the lady thanked him and said : " I was just looking for a friend . " " Well , madam , " said the ...
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