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... morning at 4 o'clock sharp . The " hand " failed to get up in time , and the farmer threatened to discharge him . Then the " hand " bought an alarm - clock , and for some time everything went along smoothly . But one morning he got to ...
... morning at 4 o'clock sharp . The " hand " failed to get up in time , and the farmer threatened to discharge him . Then the " hand " bought an alarm - clock , and for some time everything went along smoothly . But one morning he got to ...
Page 261
... morning must have accidentally fallen out of your pocket , and we'll call it square ! " One morning , Mollie , the colored maid , appeared before her mistress , carrying , folded in a handkerchief , a five - dollar gold piece and all ...
... morning must have accidentally fallen out of your pocket , and we'll call it square ! " One morning , Mollie , the colored maid , appeared before her mistress , carrying , folded in a handkerchief , a five - dollar gold piece and all ...
Page 436
... morning , child of the devil ! " " Good morning , father ! " smilingly answered the pretty miss . CUSTOMER " The price of these shoes seems high . Wasn't there something said about a movement to have it reduced ? " CLERK " Yes - but ...
... morning , child of the devil ! " " Good morning , father ! " smilingly answered the pretty miss . CUSTOMER " The price of these shoes seems high . Wasn't there something said about a movement to have it reduced ? " CLERK " Yes - but ...
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