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... trying to make boths ends meet , I might . ” And another trouble with the country is that too many are trying to satisfy a bricklayer's appetite on a school - teacher's salary . SMALL BOY ( much interested in shopman's reason for high ...
... trying to make boths ends meet , I might . ” And another trouble with the country is that too many are trying to satisfy a bricklayer's appetite on a school - teacher's salary . SMALL BOY ( much interested in shopman's reason for high ...
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... trying to bring her head close to the ground . " What might you be trying to do ? " exclaimed her father coming upon the small girl in the yard . " I'm trying to make this hen say her prayers . ” " Well , " said the parent sadly , " I ...
... trying to bring her head close to the ground . " What might you be trying to do ? " exclaimed her father coming upon the small girl in the yard . " I'm trying to make this hen say her prayers . ” " Well , " said the parent sadly , " I ...
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... trying for more than a year and a half to win and have failed , don't you ? ' " " Yes , ' replied the questioner . " " Well , then , we've been trying to lose during the same period and we couldn't . ' " United States Senator Howard ...
... trying for more than a year and a half to win and have failed , don't you ? ' " " Yes , ' replied the questioner . " " Well , then , we've been trying to lose during the same period and we couldn't . ' " United States Senator Howard ...
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