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Page 69
... week one of them stuck up on his office window a long strip of paper , bearing the words : " Our horses need no whip to make them go . " This bit of sarcasm naturally caused some amusement at the expense of the rival proprietor , but in ...
... week one of them stuck up on his office window a long strip of paper , bearing the words : " Our horses need no whip to make them go . " This bit of sarcasm naturally caused some amusement at the expense of the rival proprietor , but in ...
Page 104
... week , he told the boy who accompanied the sleeper that he wished to speak to him in the vestry . " My boy , " said ... week . " The boy fell in with the arrangement , and for the next two weeks the old gentleman listened attentively to ...
... week , he told the boy who accompanied the sleeper that he wished to speak to him in the vestry . " My boy , " said ... week . " The boy fell in with the arrangement , and for the next two weeks the old gentleman listened attentively to ...
Page 156
... week allowance go around , my son . " WIFE " Ta - ta , dearie ; I'll write before the end of the week . " HUSBAND " Good gracious , Alice , you must make that check last longer than that ! " " Dearie , " said the young married man , “ I ...
... week allowance go around , my son . " WIFE " Ta - ta , dearie ; I'll write before the end of the week . " HUSBAND " Good gracious , Alice , you must make that check last longer than that ! " " Dearie , " said the young married man , “ I ...
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