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Page 93
... wish to wear a surplice ? " asked the rector . " Surplice ! " cried the visitor . " Surplice ! I am a Methodist . What do I know about surplices ? All I know about is a deficit ! " The Scotch minister rose and cleared his throat , but ...
... wish to wear a surplice ? " asked the rector . " Surplice ! " cried the visitor . " Surplice ! I am a Methodist . What do I know about surplices ? All I know about is a deficit ! " The Scotch minister rose and cleared his throat , but ...
Page 278
... wish , it would be fulfilled . " What do you wish ? " he asked the Catholic . The answer was " Glory . " " You shall have it , " said Buddha , and turning to the Protestant , " What do you wish ? " " Money . " " You shall have it ...
... wish , it would be fulfilled . " What do you wish ? " he asked the Catholic . The answer was " Glory . " " You shall have it , " said Buddha , and turning to the Protestant , " What do you wish ? " " Money . " " You shall have it ...
Page 506
... wish all the beer , all the wine , all the whiskey in the world was at the bottom of the ocean , " he said . Hastily Pat arose to his feet . " Sure , and so do I , sor , " he shouted . " I wish every bit of it was at the bottom of the ...
... wish all the beer , all the wine , all the whiskey in the world was at the bottom of the ocean , " he said . Hastily Pat arose to his feet . " Sure , and so do I , sor , " he shouted . " I wish every bit of it was at the bottom of the ...
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