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Whilst man,

Luc. Why prat'st thou to thyself, and answer'st

not? Dromio, thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot!

Dro. S. I am transformed, master, am not I?
Ant. S. I think, thou art, in mind, and so am I.
Dro. S. Nay, master, both in mind, and in my shape.
Ant. S. Thou hast thine own form.
Dro. S. No, I am an ape.
Luc. If thou art changed to aught, 'tis to an ass.

Dro. S. 'Tis true; she rides me, and I long for grass. "Tis

SO, I am an ass; else it could never be,
But I should know her as well as she knows me.

Adr. Come, come, no longer will I be a fool,
To put the finger in the eye and weep,

and master, laugh my woes to scorn.-
Come, sir, to dinner; Dromio, keep the gate:-
Husband, I'll dine above with you to-day,
And shrive you of a thousand idle pranks :
Sirrah, if any ask you for your master,
Say, he dines forth, and let no creature enter.
Come, sister :-Dromio, play the porter well.

Ant. S. Am I in earth, in heaven, or in hell?
Sleeping or waking ? mad, or well-advis'd ?
Known unto these, and to myself disguis'd !
I'll say as they say, and perséver so,
And in this mist at all adventures go.

Dro. S. Master, shall I be porter at the gate ?
Adr. Ay; and let none enter, lest I break your pate.
Luc. Come, come, Antipholus, we dine too late.

[Exeunt, ACT III.

SCENE I.-The same.

Enter AntiPHOLUS of Ephesus, Dromio of Ephesus,

Angelo, and BALTHAZAR, Ant. E. Good signior Angelo, you must excuse us

all; My wife is shrewish, when I keep not hours: Say, that I linger'd with you at your shop, To see the making of her carkanet, And that to-morrow you will bring it home. But here's a villain, that would face me down He met me on the mart ; and that I beat him, And charg'd him with a thousand marks in gold ; And that I did deny my wife and house :Thou, drunkard, thou, what didst thou mean by this? Dro. E. Say what you will, sir, but I know what I

know : That you beat me at the mart, I have your hand to

show : If the skin were parchment, and the blows you gave

were ink, Your own handwriting would tell you what I think.

Ant. E. I think, thou art an ass.

Dro. E. Marry, so it doth appear By the wrongs I suffer, and the blows I bear. I should kick, being kicked; and, being at that pass,

You would keep from my heels, and beware of an ass. Ant. E. You are sad, signior Balthazar : ’Pray God,

our cheer May answer my good will, and your good welcome

here. Bal. I hold your dainties cheap, sir, and your wel

come dear. Ant. E. O, signior Balthazar, either at flesh or fish, A table full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish. Bal. Good meat, sir, is common; that every

churl affords. Ant. E. And welcome more common; for that's no

thing but words. Bal. Small cheer, and great welcome, makes a merry

feast. Ant. E. Ay, to a niggardly host, and more sparing

guest : But though my cates be mean, take them in good part; Better cheer may you have, but not with better heart. But, soft; my door is lock'd; Go bid them let us in, Dro. E. Maud, Bridget, Marian, Cicely, Gillian,

Jen'! Dro. S. [Within.] Mome, malt-horse, capon, cox

comb, idiot, patch! Either get thee from the door, or sit down at the

batch : Dost thou conjure for wenches, that thou call'st for

such store, When one is one too many ? Go, get thee from the

door. Dro. E. What patch is made our porter ? My mas.

ter stays in the street.

Dro. S. Let him walk from whence he came, lest he

catch cold on's feet. Ant. E. Who talks within there? ho, open the door. Dro. S. Right, sir, I'll tell you when, an you'll tell

me wherefore, Ant. E. Wherefore ? for my dinner; I have not

din'd to-day. Dro. S. Nor to-day here you must not; come again,

when you may Ant. E. What art thou, that keep'st me out from

the house I owe? Dro. S. The porter for this time, sir, and my name

is Dromio. Dro. E. O villain, thou hast stolen both mine office

and my name; The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame. If thou had'st been Dromio to-day in my place, Thou would'st have chang'd thy face for a name, or

thy name for an ass. Luce. [Within.] What a coil is there! Dromio, who

are those at the gate? Dro. E. Let my master in, Luce.

Luce. Faith no; he comes too late ; And so tell your master.

Dro. E. O Lord, I must laugh :Have at you with a proverb.-Shall I set in my staff? Luce. Have at you with another : that’s,—When ?

tell ? Dro. S. If thy name be called Luce, Luce, thou hast

answer'd him well. Ant. E. Do you hear, you minion ? you'll let us in,

I hope?

can you

Luce. I thought to have ask'd you.
Dro. S. And you said, no.
Dro. E. So, come, help; well struck ; there was

blow for blow.
Ant. E. Thou baggage, let me in.
Luce. Can you tell for whose sake?
Dro. E. Master, knock the door hard.
Luce. Let him knock till it ake.
Ant. E. You'll cry for this, minion, if I beat the

door down. Luce. What needs all that, and a pair of stocks in

the town? Adr. [Within.] Who is that at the door, that keeps

all this noise ? Dro. S. By my troth, your town is troubled with un

ruly boys. Ant. E. Are you there, wife? you might have come

before, Adr. Your wife, sir knave! go, get you from the

door. Dro. E. If you went in pain, master, this knave

would go sore. Ang. Here is neither cheer, sir, nor welcome; we

would fain have either. Bal. In debating which was best, we shall part with

neither. Dro. E. They stand at the door, master; bid them

welcome hither. Ant. E. There is something in the wind, that we

cannot get in. Dro. E. You would say so, master, if your garments

were thin.

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