This paper is a sort of bill of complaint, begun many years since, and drawn up by snatches, as the several occasions offered. I had no thoughts of publishing it, till it pleased some Persons of Rank and Fortune (the authors of Verses to the Imitator of Horace,' and of an Epistle to a Doctor of Divinity from a Nobleman at Hampton Court') to attack, in a very extraordinary manner, not only my Writings (of which, being public, the Public is judge), but my Person, Morals, and Family; whereof, to those who know me not, a truer information may be requisite. Being divided between the necessity to say something of myself, and my own laziness to undertake so awkward a task, I thought it the shortest way to put the last hand to this epistle. If it have any thing pleasing, it will be that by which I am most desirous to please, the Truth and the Sentiment; and if any thing offensive, it will be only to those I am least sorry to offend, the vicious or the and honour on my side, that whereas, by their proceeding, any abuse may be directed at any man, no injury can possibly be done by mine, since a nameless character can never be found out but by its truth and likeness. Destroy his fib, or sophistry—in vain! And has not Colley still his lord and whore? Does not one table Bavius still admit ? 100 No names be calm - learn prudence of a friend. I too could write, and I am twice as tall; But foes like these P. One flatt'rer's worse than all. Of all mad creatures, if the learn❜d are right, It is the slaver kills, and not the bite. 110 One dedicates in high heroic prose, And ridicules beyond a hundred foes; One from all Grub-street will my fame defend, And, more abusive, calls himself my friend: This prints my Letters, that expects a bribe, And others roar aloud, 'Subscribe, subscribe!' There are who to my person pay their court: I cough like Horace; and tho' lean, am short; Ammon's great son one shoulder had too high, Such Ovid's nose, and 'Sir! you have an eye-' Go on, obliging creatures! make me see Why did I write? what sin to me unknown Dipp'd me in ink, my parents', or my own? 130 The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, To help me thro' this long disease my life, To second, ARBUTHNOT! thy art and care, And teach the being you preserv'd, to bear. A. But why then publish? P. Granville the polite, And knowing Walsh, would tell me I could write; Well-natured Garth inflamed with early praise, And Congreve lov'd, and Swift endured my lays; The courtly Talbot, Somers, Sheffield, read; Ev'n mitred Rochester would nod the head, 140 And St. John's self (great Dryden's friend before) With open arms receiv'd one poet more. Happy my studies, when by these approv'd! Happier their author, when by these belov'd! From these the world will judge of men and books, Not from the Burnets, Oldmixons, and Cookes. Soft were my numbers; who could take offence While pure description held the place of sense? Like gentle Fanny's was my flowery theme, I waged no war with Bedlam or the Mint. Pains, reading, study, are their just pretence, And all they want is spirit, taste, and Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer, And without sneering teach the rest to sneer; Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike, And wonder with a foolish face of praise - Or plaster'd posts, with claps, in capitals? Or smoking forth, a hundred hawkers load, On wings of winds came flying all abroad? I sought no homage from the race that write; I kept, like Asian Monarchs, from their sight: 220 To spread about the itch of verse and praise; With handkerchief and orange at my side; Much they extoll'd his pictures, much his seat And flatter'd ev'ry day, and some days Poor guiltless I and can I choose but smile, When ev'ry coxcomb knows me by my style? Curst be the verse, how well soe'er it flow, That tends to make one worthy man my foe, Give Virtue scandal, Innocence a fear, Insults fall'n Worth, or Beauty in distress, name, • 290 |